They are all cheesy horror movies i wished i hadn’t watched.

Pardon the pun, of course.

Nowadays horror movies are either,

1. Utterly cheesy featuring actors with zero talent and have every single horror movie cliche on earth shamelessly recycled (spooky kid’s drawing of a family, shabby dark house miles away from civilization, parents that will never believe you, attempts to grab a weapon 1 inch beyond reach, a SEEMINGLY dead enemy who revives, and an incredibly predictable “shocking ending”) and a gazillion plot holes more than a swiss cheese can have. read more