What do they have in common?
May 4, 2007
They are all cheesy horror movies i wished i hadn’t watched.
Pardon the pun, of course.
Nowadays horror movies are either,
1. Utterly cheesy featuring actors with zero talent and have every single horror movie cliche on earth shamelessly recycled (spooky kid’s drawing of a family, shabby dark house miles away from civilization, parents that will never believe you, attempts to grab a weapon 1 inch beyond reach, a SEEMINGLY dead enemy who revives, and an incredibly predictable “shocking ending”) and a gazillion plot holes more than a swiss cheese can have.
or
2. Pointlessly disgusting and blatantly brutal in an attempt to gore you out of the cinema.
Either way it makes you wanna puke.
After watching The Hills have Eyes II (and chopped hands, headless bodies, splashing bloody innards, smashed face by an axe),
Me: “Cheez this is the mostest disgustingest movie ever. I wanna throw up.”
Gary: “Let’s go eat steak.”
-_-|||
Don’t understand why they make those movies in the first place. Have they got no brains? The worst horror films i’ve ever watched include: (Some are stupid beyond human conception you remember them forever, the rest are so completely forgettable i had to IMDB them.)
Jeeper Creepers, White Noise, Creep, Turistas, BOOGEYMAN (Oh kill me please), and WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (OMFC kill me twice please).
Prior to the production, have they, for a second, sat down and thought if their stories actually make any sense? Or do they all go like, “OMFG i had another case of bad diarrhea last night after eating that cream cheese pasta for lunch. Okay, i think i’m going to make a horror film based on cheese. Hmm..that should work. No one has ever scared people with cream cheese before. Okay, i’m gonna call up Paris Hilton right now and see if she’s interested.”
Oh yea?
I guess i can do better.
What’s the worst horror movie you have seen in your life?
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Yay!!! I’m the first!!!
Me too, I don’t like horror movies. I will normally cover my eyes with everthing beit; newspapers, bags, cushion when scary parts begins…
The Cheese…
I used to like horror movies.. But now.. Not anymore..
I LOVE GORE FILMS! personally i think “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:The Beginning(2006) is the scariest horror film.
I prefer comedy movies more!
Watching horror movies is a waste of money 4 me,coz I’m a coward,cover my eyes most of the time in the theater. :p
Horrow movie… not my cup of tea…
will try to avoid it as much as i can…
but i always ask my friends who have watched the movie….
just to know how illogical the plot can be
haha.. sorry for the typing error… horror movie….
making horror films must be easier than making comedy films, u hardly see a good comedy film these days. i only go for comedy movies.
OMG, (0_0)!! I’m gonna have a nightmare tonight now that I’ve just saw the poster of The Cheese…Scary~~~~
good for nothing to do and go shock sendiri…
Ya i agree with you cheesie, i hate horror movies. I kinda detest Ju-On, it scared me alot. Oh and Amit Ville Horror(dono how to spell). Sometimes i think that horror movies with Ghosts are better than the ones with torturing. I heard that cannibal ferox is insane.
not exactly a fan of horror movie… those food pics in this blog is very… torturing..
ehehehehe… the picture of u in the corner is really cheesily scary …
so scared i think i need to bite some cheese.
Actually great idea.. why not make a uTube movie and post it.. should make those scary movies ‘pale’ in comparison
The attack of the killer Tomatoes (i am not kidding) BTW where do I get tickets for The Cheese? (I hope nobody moves it)heehee. Peace Cheesie!
when is the cheese coming out? I am so interested in watching. hahahaha…. ur funny….
i hate horror movie /.\
kill me if you want me to watch them. geli~
So cute!
*hugs The Cheese*
omg u scared d hell outta me with dat picture!ure gooooodddddd mann.=)
I dunno..but you are probably the scariest. Cos usually most of the ghost only appears at night which means you are safe in the day. But you can appear even when there is such a bright sunlight coming from your window! The fact that you can even appear in daylight scares me. Just show how powerful you are!
worst horror movie? plenty of em… the hair, the water, the phone, the call, the ring, the PC, the mirror. the stairs, the picture, the camera… basically you can make a horror movie out of everything…. also “the blog” *spooky*…
HAHAHAHA!!!! I am RINGHOUL *wooooooooooooooooo*
laugh until my eyes got tears odi XD
I damn hate horror movie… So no sense….so pointless to watch and scare myself….Some of my friends like to watch but then later scare to go back alone…stupid. I hate horror movie… i never watch even one after don know what age.
something interesting that separates horror movies from real life, people usually leave anything suspicious alone instead letting curiosity kill them.
the worst horror movie of all time was the US remake of Dark water …i seriously wanna strangle the director and the actors for making such an excellent piece of horror movie masterclass into a piece of thrash+shit …..sorry …but i am too mad thinking about how awful the movie was …
i always scared of watching horror movie but at least i enjoyed it the last time when the horror movies were more original instead of shameless replica of the same old trick…
still think 僵尸先生 was the classic!! scary but funny!
waaa, ur thighs damn fat in that pic. eat more kenko.
try Mr Bean…
nice blog…….
I love horror movies. You should try ‘The Shutter’, a Thai movie. That’s the best one I’ve ever watched. ^_^
Those english spoof of Korean or Jap horror movies. I hate those. The best horror I’ve enjoyed. The SAW series.
Too many. Goodness horror movies these days are just so predictable like what you mentioned.
But like what nawooz mentioned, SAW 1,2 &3 is the best of the best.
At least the movie keeps your mind running rather than some blatant horror movie say like identity and the ring. very -_-”
i like the classical horror films…sure the effects suck…but the storylines are ORIGINAL…best latest horror film? The Grudge 2 jap version…that was sick…ooo and the saw series…disturbia was BORING…dun go watch it…xP
whaa scary!
horror movie=waste money and time
The most scary that I’ve watched is The Sister. A Thai horror movie. I’m not into horror movie that much. Anyway, I’ve watched Turistas. It seems to be alright to me.
Imma fan of horror movies
Used to love jap horror movies but theyre too slow-paced.
And i absolutely HATE american replicas of jap horror movies ! -.-”
Worst horror movie – Scary movie series.
But i think they were meant to be comedies ? =___=
A few of them best would be;
House of wax.
SAW series.
Hills have eyes.
Shutter.
Im dying to watch turistas, texas, and hostel !
Worse horror movies? Got to be American remakes of any of the Asian horror hits. Oh and as far as gory with no subtsance, I think Grindhouse will be the king of that. Having seen the trailer all I see is lotsa blood and gore, doesn’t seem to have an interesting plot or anything.
The scariest horror film would definitely be IT!!
That was damn scary.. It doesn’t matter I watched when I was 8… ;)
And the Exorcist (the original one) was freakishly disturbing too!
ju won is still the best..i remember we watched the marathon..i was virtually asleep when we were watchin ju won 2..just tat every 5 mins my friends keep yelling n i keep waking up and go back to sleep
horror movies WERE pretty good. well now some still are, but rarely any. horror movies have ridiculous plots which are not out to scare much. many make use of gore and bloody scenes for the movies. it’s so hard to find a good horror movie nowadays. xD
hhaahahah, cheesie! you really make me laugh on the last picture!!! you are so cute and creative la… i can’t stop laughing!!!
Seems like a few other ppl agree that the jap/korean remakes are useless. Did hear someone mentioned Exorcist and IT!!! How could I forget that damn clown. Freaking scary I tell ya.
Some people told me The Omen is good as well. Especially if you read the Bible and understand how the movie delivers in that sense.
Makes me wanna go back and dig out some old stuff.
Thank you for feedback!
My personal favorite:
1. The Shutter
2. The tale of two sisters
3. The Skeleton Key
4. The Phone
5. Why of course, THE CHEESE.
Oh, and who can forget the balloons in IT.
ya I loved the shutter and skeleton key too.
Watched Saw, Saw2 and Saw3. Really creepy but cool.
Then I watched Turistas… One of the worse movies for this year maybe.
For scary movies, I’d rather watch those with lots of action scenes in them making them part horror part thriller. Such as Resident Evil or Silent Hill (Doom doesn’t count).
oh ya, IT! There was the 2nd most freaking scary movie I watched.
But my top “horror” movie would be Jurassic Park. It’s the only one that make me cover my head with blanket and actually had nightmares =P
Spiderman 3 was a horror movie
Your cheese poster looks more horror than the rest . haha
To PMC: LOL.
worst??? thats very hard………but here’re two that would easily top the list…..
1) The Fog
2) The hills have eyes 1
Yeah….Your Ringhoul photo is sooooo intriguing….hahahaha
Well, I personally think that there are no such thing, such as dumb or wise movie. Think of it in the 1st place, why Hollywood made such horror movie @ so-called lame movie. it’s because there is market for it. Same thing happen to other so-called high quality comedy.. it’s based on individual judgement and interest. If you’re really into horror, u wont tag it as horror movie…so the zero-talent ppl are you, audience…cause you’re the one who watching in front of the screen when all those actions are fake!! even tho comedy..
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why are u so cute? oh my gudness..THE CHEESE!?!?!?!?
The eye~ the first one!!
The worst horror movie I’ve ever watched and ended up cursing n swearing #$%^@ after the movie was “House of 1000 corpses”!
cheeser’s pic look like thai ghost movie.. the maid…hahaha
I love horror movies! Sleepy Hollow, JU-ON, The Reaping! These’re all good stuffs. Disturbing yet you won’t wanna stop watching it!
All public service announcement/campaign ad produced by Filem Negara and RTM (if you count them as horror) It’s more like a horror comedy
Jokes aside, my fave are:
1. The Exorcist
2. The Shining
3. The Other
4. Three (Korean and HK segment)
5. The Eye
6. Mr.Vampire
rc controlled cars…
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