Pun of the day:
When i heard that bird flu was coming again, i chickened out at my meaty meals.
The sick birds again!
Urghh! It’s so sien. Bo bien but avoid eating chicks.
But chicken is sooooo inevitable in Malaysian’s diet, unless you are a fruitarian. Ever since the bird flu alarm, i discussed with my friends carefully where to eat.
TT and i reached the food court.
Me: Now hor, we cannot eat KFC, cannot eat chicken rice, curry chicken, ayam goreng, even if we eat zhap fan, we have to pick the dishes very carefully!
TT: So how? What are you gonna eat?
Me: I eat pork noodle. You?
TT: I eat hor fun la.
Me: KENNNNOT!!!!!! Hor fun got kai see (shredded chicken)!
TT: Oh ya hor ya hor. Dunno la, damn hard to choose if i have to avoid chicken.
Me: Eat beef noodle la.
TT: Don’t like beef. Maybe i eat zhap fan and “fa sang gei geok” soup.
Me: 
TT: What?
Me: Peanut chicken feet soup? You know the chickens, they ran around here and there and had got virus and dirt stuck on their feet, that’s the most infected body part of a chicken!
TT: Yeee yer. *geli* Haih so hard one. I also eat pork noodle la. I go order some roast duck also. You want?
Me: DUCK IS NOT BIRD AH?!?!?
