Pun of the day:
When i heard that bird flu was coming again, i chickened out at my meaty meals.
The sick birds again!
Urghh! It’s so sien. Bo bien but avoid eating chicks.
But chicken is sooooo inevitable in Malaysian’s diet, unless you are a fruitarian. Ever since the bird flu alarm, i discussed with my friends carefully where to eat.
TT and i reached the food court.
Me: Now hor, we cannot eat KFC, cannot eat chicken rice, curry chicken, ayam goreng, even if we eat zhap fan, we have to pick the dishes very carefully!
TT: So how? What are you gonna eat?
Me: I eat pork noodle. You?
TT: I eat hor fun la.
Me: KENNNNOT!!!!!! Hor fun got kai see (shredded chicken)!
TT: Oh ya hor ya hor. Dunno la, damn hard to choose if i have to avoid chicken.
Me: Eat beef noodle la.
TT: Don’t like beef. Maybe i eat zhap fan and “fa sang gei geok” soup.
Me: Peanut chicken feet soup? You know the chickens, they ran around here and there and had got virus and dirt stuck on their feet, that’s the most infected body part of a chicken!
TT: Yeee yer. *geli* Haih so hard one. I also eat pork noodle la. I go order some roast duck also. You want?
Me: DUCK IS NOT BIRD AH?!?!?
Chickens are so kesian. They are reared caged, then beheaded when grown up, then chopped and minced and cooked and fried in a million ways.
Then they had to suffer flu when they were alive! (I know it’s not like the fever flu kinda flu but still!)
We went to buy some snacks after that. TT picked up something, studied interestedly and asked,
“This one got bird flu ah?”
Soon Ann chicken biscuit, haha.
I replied, “This one is probably made of their 5 generations ago. Their grand grand grand grand parents were healthy i think.”
I was curious why chicken biscuit is being called chicken biscuit. I also wondered if it is “crispy chicken” flavor (sic) biscuit, or crispy “chicken flavored” biscuit? Urgh nevermind.
So i flipped behind and check the ingredient.
I didn’t know “sugar” in english is gula.
The biscuit is made of a total different animal, which is not even a BIRD, and they called it “CRISPY CHICKEN FLAVOR BISCUIT”???
HARO? Which part of the biscuit got chicken ah?
How on earth can pigs smell like chicken????? Maybe they fed the babes with too much AYAMAS nuggets? Another suggestion is that it’s made of a (kind of) pig called “Chicken”.
What’s with all the bogus ingredients/ food’s name?
(I wrote about fake shrimps, salmon and tandoori chicken last year.)
This world is siao. We have insane cows, birds with running noses and pigs with JE. How? No need to eat meat. Be a vegetarian you think? Few days ago i saw an article about bananas that got poisoned and became blacknanas because of the stupid flood.
But…… Can we eat chicken already not?
No bird flu in north wor….
Not yet la…..
Come Penang eat la….
I dunno ler,I’m still eating chicken wor~
if die early also die already la… unless u wanna become vegetarian
if im not mistaken, it’s been proven scientifically that cooking renders the virus inactive. You musnt expose yourself to uncooked chicken meat. But if they’ve been cooked or…….. FRIED(kfc), eat with peace.
as long as it is cooked, it should be safe~~ don’t be a chicken, just eat it!
I agree with audiophile. If the chicken is cooked well, you can’t get infected. I’m still eating chicken. Of course, if you do feel sick, please consult a doctor as early as possible.
Eat and let live! 🙂
U spotted every mistake others made.. Cool! 😀
I still eat KFC ler…
dun care la~~
Just eat Just eat…..don worry….Last time when got JE i eat pork also….Coz at that time the pork is so cheap… Now i am more healthy than before….lol… Bird FLU time go eat KFC, they serve the bigger pieces of chicken….
I JUST ATE KFC TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we guys need to wear more underwear… bird flu very dangerous.
As the bird flew, Cheesie chickened out?!
lol pikachu. If your bird gets infected, I can help you cook it. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG, if u cook it… i dun wan live anymore…
I still eat chicken everyday o. 😛 No issue at Sungai Petani.
aiyah..cooked d..no more flu d la..just eat only haha
I’m still eating chicken. Well cooked…nothing to be worried about.
Teng All this commotion is totally unessassary one lar……….Bird flu or not people still eat chicken, Ai yor nowadays where to find food that are not infected by some virus b4 or intoxicated or poluted one? name me one, The answer is DONT have lar.
Pork is JE, Beef is MAd Cow, Chicken Brid Flu, Mutton is Intoxication aiyor,,,,,the nthe rest can be argueable as being poluted what lar……..if all also scred then no need eat anything lar…
can eat chiken anot? can! u can eat chicken anytime, anywhere but not anyhow, must be totally cooked.
Properly cooked chicken will render all the H5N1 virus ineffective.
LOL!biskut perisa ayam beringredientkan babi…hahahahaha…dat’s funny.u knoe where i can buy that?maybe i could get a good laught by just showing it to my buddies…hahahahah
woah~! wouldnt’ it be horrible if a muslim accidentaly bought the biskut berperisa ayam?? Can’t there just be one whole year without the dreaded bird flu?
got chicken! EGG LOR! HAHAHAHA