So like,

*dials 0172595526*

“Hello David. I think i could use some help. See, I’m going back to my hometown for Mooncake Festival this Saturday, and i have this super kepoh great grand aunty who will never stop asking when i’m getting married. Will you be my temporary boyfriend for a night and how much do you charge per hour? I provide free transportation. You can be gentle all you want, but not too playful la.”



“And oh yea, did i mention that your Yellow Digiman outfit is hot. And i can see that it gives you full coverage. Haha sorry, trying to be punny again. But please wear proper attire when you meet my family? Though i’d think that your striking yellow outfit very much matches my cheesiness perfectly.”



WTF. These Friendster people never cease to amaze me.