
So like,
*dials 0172595526*
“Hello David. I think i could use some help. See, I’m going back to my hometown for Mooncake Festival this Saturday, and i have this super kepoh great grand aunty who will never stop asking when i’m getting married. Will you be my temporary boyfriend for a night and how much do you charge per hour? I provide free transportation. You can be gentle all you want, but not too playful la.”

“And oh yea, did i mention that your Yellow Digiman outfit is hot. And i can see that it gives you full coverage. Haha sorry, trying to be punny again. But please wear proper attire when you meet my family? Though i’d think that your striking yellow outfit very much matches my cheesiness perfectly.”
WTF. These Friendster people never cease to amaze me.











September 21st, 2007 at 12:29 am
Three letters… W. T. F.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:40 am
wei damn cute sia mr digi!! haha why only ladies! guys need some partner sometimes too, say, like together watch football or play ps2 or something.. oh wait, cheesie plays the playstation hor… do u have a number i can call? =P
September 21st, 2007 at 12:44 am
porkie: wtfier than cream cheese mask.
chris: i only serve my exclusive clients. and don’t bother to ask how to become one.
September 21st, 2007 at 12:50 am
roflmcao!! used yet or not? haha..i got black bean on my nose
later apply peach sake 
September 21st, 2007 at 1:06 am
Porkie: I hate you. Hate dry skin.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:08 am
You love me really..hehe..come come..tomo let you smell the peach again..
September 21st, 2007 at 1:10 am
Digi must be paying him crap that is why he has to offer escort services…:P
September 21st, 2007 at 2:18 am
haha! I prefer the muscled Digi dude..X3 (talking about the advert they did)
hehehe silly people *salutes Digi style*
September 21st, 2007 at 2:26 am
When I think escort service, I think Japanese male host clubs, like that anime Ouran High School Host Club.
So, this is a Malaysian version of a male host. Complete with Digi outfit some more.
I think I want to move to Japan.
September 21st, 2007 at 7:39 am
LoL. so you gonna get that mr.digi to meet your parents? hahahaa….
September 21st, 2007 at 8:56 am
WTH!!
N the bother sending msg on friendster too??
Gosh~~~
Desperados… Hahaha…
September 21st, 2007 at 10:21 am
is it really him? the digi mascot? or just using the pic?
September 21st, 2007 at 12:41 pm
hahaha…….i thought from pulau ketam one…………hahahahahaha….that was a classic one. hahahahahaa
September 21st, 2007 at 3:39 pm
haha.. very funny.. lol.. we dont have any competing mobile operators here so charges are damn high!!.. I so miss digi and I can finally view your photos!! woo hooo.. who cares if I get caught by the government for using ghost.. Cheers and God Bless
September 21st, 2007 at 3:50 pm
6 words W.T.F.O.M.G
September 21st, 2007 at 4:06 pm
he actually wrote your companion and partner to event & party!!! OMG. couldn’t imagine him with that outfit in a party. People must be thinking he’s working for digi or something.
So, when u introduced him to your friends/relative, “This is David. He’s my boyfriend and also he is working as a DIGI-MAN here right now” -killing two birds with one stone. wtf.
September 21st, 2007 at 5:31 pm
lol… who he think he is
sell ads of himself like tat…
boyfren club, lmao…
desperated boy, desperating for $$
September 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
OMG that’s hilarious. HAHAHA…
Hmm…I actually wrote about Friendster as well. Oh well, I guess those tards on Friendster are good blog topics huh?
September 21st, 2007 at 8:05 pm
keke
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:07 am
WAKAKAKAKAKAK!!! omg!!! WAKAKAKAKAK!!!
very the cute eh!! XD~~!!!!
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:59 am
ooo. how bout girlfriend escorts? xP
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:53 pm
u should write about all those SUPER ACT CUTE peoples..
gosh..!!hahaha
September 22nd, 2007 at 3:54 pm
cheesie sis… i wanna ask… wich version of photoshop r u using??
cuz i’m using 4.0 version, n i cant find the liquify thingy @.@
i thk mayb it’s bcuz my version too old… wanna noe if it’s true or wat
September 22nd, 2007 at 4:36 pm
hmm, thats mighty weird. haha.
“need an escort service? Call me at 012-3456789.
I promise to be gentle. But can be very naughty if you want me to. I can purr like a cat, and roar like a lion. I have a beer belly though but most chicks dig it.
so what u waiting for? call me.”
September 22nd, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Do we like get to pick boyfriends?
I want a guy who looks like Chris Evans pls - yellow suit optional.
September 22nd, 2007 at 6:28 pm
the digi very cute la.. hahaha.. u provide transport only?? how about place to stay?? ahaha where is he gonna stay then?
September 22nd, 2007 at 6:50 pm
W.T.Fish.
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:06 pm
WTF, what the fool!
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:35 pm
wow, no joke! i tried the number n he answered my call!
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
if cheesie wants, there will be a line from 1U to mid valley waiting. i dont think she needs escort service… haha
hmmm… i think she is calling digiman to escort cheddie when she is away. i might be wrong.
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
WTF what the foot…but..he is cute.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Hishiko was eliminated juz now…
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Oh no YB~ u didnt send enuff sms lar…
Digiman uses a Hotlink number?
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:20 am
Aiyo,u lar,din help me 2 vote 4 her oso…
Ya,juz discovered wat u’ve said,lol!
September 23rd, 2007 at 1:25 am
how u noe i din vote~! i voted… once~ haha~
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:07 am
wow u really tried that ? o.0″
need meh ?
lol
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:13 pm
bf club=DiGi Club? I found this from a Blog, very funny, pls head down to http://www.jayceooi.com/2007/06/19/celcom-vs-digi/ to enjoy the animation.
may be u can add as a comment to bg club in friendster???? lolz
September 25th, 2007 at 9:26 am
While browsing flickr, I came across this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/golden_croc/1047082180/in/set-72157601296155824/
I thought the mascot looked kinda familiar. Are they both the same people?
December 6th, 2007 at 7:29 am
that’s funny, that business will be more popular