I saw.
When i flew Emirates. On the way to Dubai actually, never mind the watermark.
I’m going to tell you a bizarre story about my flight.
Man, the randomness has hit me again. None of it chronologically accurate, just fragments of volatile memories floating aimlessly in my head, not knowing which pieces i should put together. I’m supposed to blog about Paris right. I know i know.
Anyway. Emirates is so cool. I bought the cheapest ticket in the world to London and I was so very happy with it. The service was excellent too. They never bothered to check if you actually put on your seatbelt, or ask you to straighten your seat back when you lie comfortably. Hehe.
They treat your tummy to yummy food.
Even have egmont cheese.
I just love to sit by the window. Sometimes you think you’re flying upside down because the sky is beneath you.
And i wonder how it feels to drop down to a sea of fluffy marshmallow.
I assume it feels so very dreamy and protected when you’re embraced by the nature, like a Thumbelina whose bed is made of layers of yummy cabbage crisps (ok, was it tulip. Or whatever crappy flower it is) surrounding her, reflecting the sunshine to provide her warmth and respiring breaths of fresh air for her.
But it’s an illusion. The sea of marshmallow is just a mirage of pathetic condensed vapor, frozen and suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of the Earth.
You will fall through.
And probably die a terrible death. Yes my dear.
O.o
I always see these little asterisks sticking tightly like leeches right outside the window.
I wonder how it feels outside. I could feel the heat of the sun, but the LCD monitor displaying the flight info says it is -45°C.
So cute. Like little snowflakes.
Wait. They are little snowflakes.
Then i wonder how the window feels. It must sting when the asterisks decide to fly by and kacao the window. See hor they look so innocently cute but i’m guessing they actually have sharp teeth, that bite. Like, Gremlins. Or.. or.. or… Gloomy Bear. Adorable, but violent.
Poor window. It’s so gonna get fatal frostbite.
Then the plane starts to land.
It got warmer, those little asterisks are getting a severe sunburn. They shriek in high pitch beyond the range of human hearing, and evaporate into thin air. Haha, literally. I have never used that phrase more aptly.
And cheesappeared.
This is the bizarre story about my flight with Emirates.
The (abrupt) End.
P/S: This is not Cheesie (well, at least not her per se, but rather, one of her insignificant, low, discontented, insecure, unworthy, inadequate altercheesgoes, holding her ransom) blogging. She’s been cheesnapped. She’s nowhere near anything like going to blog something that pleases you. Now say something nice to me instead before i put her into the blender and make a steamy hot glass of cream cheese fuccaccino. Thankers.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Yay! so im not the only one who thinks about those little snow flakes n the clouds when staring out of the window during a flight!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Hi Porkie!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:01 pm
hello Bin Bin!
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:08 pm
i think of them as marshmallows too or woolen clouds.
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:53 am
if only all airlines in the world serve cheese on board… well they might make that as an excuse to increase the fare probably. this post is crazy, meaningless! cheesie is intoxicated!
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:10 am
Hmm. What was served on the plane? Looks like noodles or some sort. First thing that came into my mind was maggi noodles served on Emirates? 0.0
Nice pictures
Looks like cotton candy to me.
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:15 am
Let Cheesie go you cowardly fiend, or I will find you and squezze al the cheesie life out of you.
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:03 am
Do you need me to elaborate on the ice particles since it’s my speciality with aeroplanes.
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:38 am
claudine: you glutton! lol
Brian: Emirates serves BABYBEL too!!!!!!!!111
jyushiang: beef rice chic noodle that kind of thing lo. But the portion is huge! Dubai people eat a lot meh.
dave: muahahha. let go not.
romeo: OMG WAHAHHA you ah.
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:28 am
must be tulips crisp lar…if cabbage…will smell like fart dee lor… hahahahaha…..
emirates’ the cheapest to london?…okok..thanks for the info. can give tips on the cheapest to new york? all of the sudden i make you sound like a consultant…
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I like your post very much… lot’s imagination, creativity, which makes blogs a lot interesting to read. Keep it up!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:49 pm
sheon: eh why la expose your email add liddat!
S.O: Thank you. Cuz one of my crazy mood swings. lol. Glad you like it. Cuz i think it’s so full of crap.
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
ah, my fren works on dubai-kl flights.. i wonder if u guys were on the same flight hehehe
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Is it Cynthia?
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:46 pm
did u see heavens ? seems so near u.
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:50 pm
whoa! choi! my time not come yet la!
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
nice blog. really interesting. your blog is really fun to read. and i love those pictures!!! a bit regret i didn’t choose window seat. haha.
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Those clouds are soOOO pretty!! Really like Marshmallows… YUM!
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:17 pm
everyone go holiday huhuhu T.T
October 24th, 2007 at 2:21 am
hey thanks for dropping by my blog.
great to know u enjoyed urself through this trip of yours. cheers
October 24th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Wuu la la… falling cheese. Now what would we cheese fans think about that? O_O”
October 24th, 2007 at 9:13 am
haha ! that was a child’s 1st airplane flight experience la…the sky beneath u, heaven must be near d.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
hehehe…nvm…nobody cares to send me spam also…….. hahahhaa
October 24th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
i like window seat…its amazing to see the world from a great distance above the earth.
November 4th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
love this entry of yours - the snow flakes are beautiful arent they =D