A stinky dairy waste, a wacky bird and two veggies with their atas cameras in London are going through excruciating tests in mission to obtain the Certicicate of Camslutting.
Test One: Public Camslutting
Able to camslut at public places shamelessly. The more public the better.
Example: Outside Harrods.
Pose like no tomorrow.
Oblivious to the surrounding.
Test Two: Action
Speak louder than words of course. Do whatever it takes to slut for attention.
KISS.
Cheesie: *uses Penguage, ie Penguin Language* You’re so hot can die dot com.
GUFFAW.
Jas: Baby, we’re in London. It should read, “you’re so hot can die dot com dot uk”. MUAHAHAHHA.
JUMP.
Failed.
GO CRAZY.
Jas: Please eat less. You’re as heavy as an obese elephant.
GO CRAZIER.
Jas: Just pulling your leg! WAHAHHAHAHA.
Change of location. The entire camslut troop marched to the Royal whatever Albert place. (Peacock, were you born here?)
But camslutting continues.
Test Three: Get into the picture, literally
Campimp Porkie taking picture of cammamasan Claudine taking picture of camslut Jas kacaoing my pose.
Kacao kaokao.
The more irritating you are, the better a camslut you can become.
Test Four: Steady Body
Able to hold and freeze for at least 5 second.
Test Five: QC
Brilliant camsluts must know quality control. Pose, check, delete, pose again. Repeat steps ad nauseam.
Test Six: Bend it like Ahem
Must possess super flexible body.
Jas’s bird kick.
Which campimp Porkie failed to copy.
Acrobatic bird.
And that’s as far as a cheese can bend.
Test Seven: Puppets and Mannequins
Pose like one. The more statue-like the more professional.
Test Eight: Camslut Everything
A statue. A flower petal. A rock. A phone.
Even a lamp post wouldn’t potong our steam (lame pun?).
Test Nine: If Being Cool Fails, Try Cute.
Enough said.
Test Ten: If all else fail, try retard factor.
Shoe Bulimic.
Cheesetart.
If you pass all the tests above, congratulations. You’re now officially a camslut. Kindly donate 10 pounds to “Send Cheesie to London” fund raising campaign to receive a self-destructive certificate. Thank you.
P/S: Cheesie’s Japanese Schoogirl Rebel outfit is for sale. Check out her Wardrobe.
October 30th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Hahaha..love this post!! First time I feature in one too O_O
Erm..rather than copy Jas..I look like I was passing wind
Love our statue pose though…
October 30th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Looks like you had one hell of a time camwhoring in London, heck, that might even be an understatement! LOL
So that’s the ‘mysterious’ Porkie huh… Btw, love your oufit!
October 30th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
omg. HAHA! very… er, interesting!
October 30th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Are Jas’s shoes subliminal advertising for your site? They kinda make me feel the same way (queasy)…
October 30th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
hahahaha … the photos are so cute! ahhh .. that’s how you look like korkor porkie!
October 30th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Oli: Shut up and send me something from London!
October 30th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
gosh… i miss jasiminne so much!!!
October 30th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
You look like you’re cosplaying…. CUTE!
October 30th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
cheesie u r so slim…….how to donate money to fund ur food……
October 30th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
absolute madness…admire~~~ =P
October 30th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Luckily I’m not a camslut,no need 2 donate,hehe!
October 30th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
hahahaha! 2nd picture~hahahaha!
October 30th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
wah.. pictures so entertaining can die dot com
u soooo soooo thin can die dot com (in a good way =P)
ur boots SOO FREAKING BLOODY nice I can die dot com.. oh, dot my?? lol
October 30th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
a real cam slut is one that goes all out to be in every photo..looks like u guys were in equally lots of fotos!
October 30th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
nice outfit ^^
October 30th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
wah!!! penguin is back!! i miss her!
cheesie… ask her to blog again can? *give cheddie face*
October 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Nice wear Japanese Schoogirl Rebel outfit i
October 30th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Then I failed kao kao already. Must practice more… *semangat*
I like the Cheddie pose.
October 30th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
*aHeM* i see my pics
October 30th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
lol you guys behave as if you have just gotten out from jail or something… verry farni
October 30th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
both of you are cheeseen ! hehe, i like this crazy post !
October 31st, 2007 at 3:00 am
i was biting me fingers all the way through this post! >
October 31st, 2007 at 9:05 am
did you tell the londoners you guys are from malaysia? they must be thinking malaysians are freaking CRAZAAAY!!!!! hahahahahahahahaa
this must be the worst (or best?) case of so-oblivious-to-public-camwhoring i’ve seen! well done cheesie & jasiminne for making malaysia proud. maybe they should give you gals datukship or something…..
October 31st, 2007 at 10:27 am
yo! very the kua jiong wo…hohohohehehhahaha!
October 31st, 2007 at 11:45 am
i love your boots, itsssss sooo awesome.
October 31st, 2007 at 4:15 pm
*gasp* Where did you get your boots?!?!
October 31st, 2007 at 4:31 pm
clement: eh so contradicting. slim thats why need donation to buy food (though i’ll secretly keep it to buy tickets)
s0hp0o: eh so long no see can die dot com and you’re picking up penguage real fast can die dot com dot my!
misstopui: feed her fish and she might!
claudine: more to come! muahahah.
kcin:
ashleighhhh: why!
sheon: siao la. english people crazier. hehe!
princess & pinkpuncheryfic: thank you! It’s a gift!
October 31st, 2007 at 5:10 pm
The pictures are so damn good! (hope you don’t mind my language) Though most of the pose are over the top, I still enjoyed looking at them. But I must admire your guts to camslut in front of the public. I mean, don’t you get many weird stares from all those ang moh?
October 31st, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Cheesie rulez!!!!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 8:26 pm
these pictures are freaking funny
October 31st, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Smile
October 31st, 2007 at 10:40 pm
i mean, say CheeseEEE~~~:D
October 31st, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Looks like you had a nice trip
Your friend has nice shoes…
October 31st, 2007 at 11:44 pm
haha.i love this post.u have very nice hair cheesie. =D
November 1st, 2007 at 12:05 am
cameras sure love you !
November 1st, 2007 at 1:17 am
It’s “you’re so hot can die dot co dot uk”! See I’m from the Royal whatever place, I preach The Queen’s English.
November 1st, 2007 at 7:16 am
wah… i also sure failed kao kao lar…
November 1st, 2007 at 10:31 am
You and your friends are qualified to be crowed ‘The queen of camslut’. Juz cannot believe you guys can do that in public! If you do it back home, I think they will call for Tanjung Rambutan already, haha!
November 1st, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Oh gawd! Hyper active betul! I *will* do that in public if I do get paid weehehe~
p/s: I used to look at my feet like the shoe bullimic pic when I was young.. My mom and grandma then thought I should join the circus O.o
Last pic looks like a hungry lil mouse looking for cheese.. aka Remy in Ratatouille! Hahaha.. I loved that show
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Your friend can really camslut! I love her poses. lol ^^
November 4th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Hey Cheesie! There are stairs up the Eiffel Tower. You didn’t have to wait for the elevator.
Love your pics tho. Wish I could go to Europe again.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:10 am
Hai…
I saw all your creativity. You have tallent in making a sceene and it’s freshing, funny, and little over role. But, I salute how you impress the imagination. Keep nerdy and keep the idea. Nice shot you have.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:21 am
thank you