Pun of the day:
Two giraffes were in a race. They were neck and neck.
It’s been a bloody night. Now all mafias and citizens, you can open your eyes. The giraffe has just been killed.
And i want to tell you a story that has an awful ending.
See, my two Balinese giraffes became my home guardians. 
They were wonderful little companions.
I played with them everyday.
They loved each other.
And sayanged me.
I hearted my giraffes too.
But some evil being must come destroy the peace in my home.
Ever since the day he didn’t get invited to the Wild Live Party and failed to grab the chance to be crowned the King of the jungle, the evil being held an eternal grudge against the whole animal kingdom, went delirious and vowed to send each and every fauna’s life to an agonizing end whenever he sees one.
He abused those innocent little animals.
And deprived them of the purity of life.
In the tragic end, one giraffe decided to give up its pitiful existence and succumbed to a painful death.
The evil being then was rudely awaken from his beastly immorality, and mournfully tried to resuscitate his victim.
And gave a CPR.
But to no avail. My giraffe died.
Oh. The other giraffe died too not long after the first death due to emoness.
===THE END===
What? Did i not mention an awful ending? Now get over it.
*Yawn*. Who wants to eat lunch and help me pick up my dobi?
July 4th, 2008 at 11:49 am
yay, 1st!!
u’r too out of topic izit.. i wish i’m there 2 accompany u, might hav given some idea for u 2 blog.. hehe~~ too bad i’m too far away..
July 4th, 2008 at 11:52 am
a bad story!…oh ok, i mean a sad story…llol…
July 4th, 2008 at 11:56 am
ohh~~ yeah.. i had an american cheese burger juz a moment ago, n now i’m enjoying another round of english breakfast in london here.. kinda tired being a jumper..
July 4th, 2008 at 11:58 am
hey ringo, wanna try some roasted beijing duck 4 ur lunch? i tarpao 4u..
July 4th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
OMG.. Ky is a murderer… tsk tsk..
July 4th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
say lah, say you wanna camwhore only…lol ^^
July 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
u are getting slimmer and slimmer!!!
July 4th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Purity of life is overrated!
July 4th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
KY.. How could you !!!
*ROFLMAO*
July 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
BUT WHAT ABOUT LUNCH AND MY DOBI!!!
July 4th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Lunch and Dobi? Wait laaa abit
July 4th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
not cheddie your wonderful little companion meh? where is cheddie..
July 4th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
huh? o.O
July 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
why nobody puji me photoframe nice!!!666
July 4th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
OMG! So the nice the photoframe!! Goes with ze ziraffe..
Wait.. i think I saw my cousin there..
Oh no!!
KY killed ze cousin of mine!!
Lunch? how about dinner? -__-
July 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
tom: i think French accent is cute but authentic ones
July 4th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
your photoframe very nice. puji you kao kao! hahaha -__-!
July 4th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
i loike them giraffe’s!
and umm the frames
July 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Don’t kill giraffes~!!!
July 4th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
3rd pic is the best!..cute pun btw.
July 4th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
hehehe .. jiejie R’s photoframe very very nice .. can teach misha how to do it ?
please .. pretty pretty pleaaaaaaaaaaase!!!
July 4th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
May i know how much is the giraffe ? =)
July 4th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
HEYYY!! Those giraffes remind me of Becky Bloomwood’s Balinese giraffes she bought during her honeymoon in the book! HAHHAHAAHAHAH!!!!
Credits to the models and photogs! Me likey
July 4th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
How did you get them back from Bali? They are so long to be hand carry no? Well, they are too cute.
July 4th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
I lurve giraffes! How could he do that to them?! Tsk tsk tsk!
P.S: Your pics are so nice!
July 4th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I. LOVE. YOUR. WALLS.
Those are the walls in your house right?
July 4th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
May zhee: yes darling. I mean roomie-to-be. they are my spanking new wallies.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:07 am
choco: yay!
sonia: thank you!
reiko: tell KY!
misha: hahahhaha. you dont mean it right do you wahhaha
iris: i paiseh want to tell!
grace: they are so classic! You mean Shopaholic is it! I havent read it! Any good?
Bean: They will wrap it up like a guitar for you to carry on your shoulder. damn cute. then you just check in lo. easy cheesy!
lavender: let’s boycott KY
July 5th, 2008 at 12:25 am
err.. so far I’ve only read Shopaholic & Sis, and I hate her (Becky’s) bimboness! Too bimbo for me leh! (Can’t believe I’m saying this +__+)
But I think Shopaholic & Baby will be good since she has to be “more responsible” as a mommy..
Which dawns upon me, HOW COME YOU HAVEN’T READ IT?!?!?
July 5th, 2008 at 12:29 am
BECAUSE I’M STUCK WITH THIS ANOTHER BIMBO CALLED VICKY VANITEE OMG.
July 5th, 2008 at 1:01 am
May Zhee should be happy to hear this! HAHA
July 5th, 2008 at 1:02 am
She was the one who sent me that bimbo from hell.
July 5th, 2008 at 1:39 am
HAHA yes indeed! And I wrote a very nice message in it too.
July 5th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Hi
I been following your blog for some time now. Nice read all the time and quite entertaining.
Cheers
EL
July 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
OMG..
KY..
lol darn funny
July 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
you are sweet.
July 5th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
shun2u,
Why, me?
July 5th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
lol….even u play mafia be 4! XDx25766
July 5th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
KY look so intimate with the giraffe on the last pic….haha eventhou it’s dead
but will we be expecting any babies soon? haha
July 6th, 2008 at 2:41 am
How did you get those massive things through customs?!
July 6th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Hi Ringo !
Don’t mind if I ask, do you have any idea where could I look for part time photoshooting/ just any part time job that would only require me to work during weekends only? Becos i’m working full time now, so I just want to occupy myself during weekends. Or are you doing any part time job right now? any recommendations?
thanks a bunch ! =)
July 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
may zhee is going to live wif u???
July 6th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
mischa always read ur blog leh. u not scared she see this meh
July 6th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Have fun in Thailand.
July 6th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Haha, that’s funny but poor giraffes. =X
July 9th, 2008 at 10:57 am
cheesie i like your maple-leave-wall, may i know izzit painted or wall paper? where/how to get that
July 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Got it from British Home, RM18 per roll. I think they are running out of stock soon cuz it’s clearance paper.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Btw the jointing is not so perfect. I think you should opt for a better quality one.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
What CPR techniques the guy knows? The old or the new one? I heard of the new CPR from St. John Ambulance of Malaysia..
July 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am
biolovepulse,
I am a certified emergency rescuer ok.