When did you watch your first porn video?
I watched it when i was 19. My housemates forced me to watch one. They said is not normal if one hasn’t watch a single porn video at 19. So i watched lo. And it totally grossed me out. Although now i develop a liking for it and go to redtube.com regularly.
I was talking to KY the other day and i almost died laughing. I was asking him about his first porn watching experience.
Cheesie: how old were you when you watch your first porn!
KY: i think i was 12 or 13. it was some animal porn thing with my classmate, his dad’s collection, very tragic. can’t eat for 3 days
Cheesie: WHY!
KY: imagine EEL & vagina
KY: now imagine unagi. hahahah with the sauce
Cheesie: WTF.
KY: that time we were still watching VHS. Very tragic you know!
Cheesie: OMG!!! YOU ARE SO OLD
KY: so with sufficient practice, i perfected the skill of rewind till ngam ngam on the dot, where it was previously watch. cause last time the tapes got counter one.
Cheesie: what counter?
KY: like u start at 0000. when u play, it starts to go 0001 0002 0003 etc etc. if u rewind too much it goes back to 9999 9998 9997. so have to always reset first, play, then rewind back. if u play without resetting, maybe the number initially 1823, u play till 1900, FUCK, forgot initial number, damn tragic!!! then have to try to remember the scene.
Cheesie: HAHAHHAHAHA
KY: SO, ALWAYS RESET FIRST
Cheesie: OMG you are a pro
KY: and super tragic if the VCR “makan tape”. that is one of my biggest nightmare watching porn! have to unscrew the fucking VCR machine and take it out precariously ok!
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHA I HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE!!!
Cheesie: I remember “borrowing” my friend’s cassette without permission and kena makan tape!! Sooooo damn scared ok. Had to pull it out then use a pencil to straighten them, hopefully doesn’t look too crumply!
KY: HAHAHA
KY: and of course, u also learn how to remove and put back the tape in exactly the same way u found it. cos usually the tapes are hidden under a pile of other stuff, so u need to put back the exact same pile.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHAH
KY: and sometimes half way watching, and you know your parents are coming home, then you start to panic, faster take it out and rewind it ngam ngam and put back the same place.
Cheesie: HAHAHAHHAH
KY: and the most tragic thing is that, right after watching the tape would be very warm, and if the parents so happen touch it then you die la. so if let’s say i know they are coming back 5pm and it’s 4.50 now, i will take it out then quickly put inside the fridge for 5 mins.
KY: the fastest way to cool it down.
Cheesie: HAHHAHAHAHAH OMG PLS STOP. IMMA DIE OF LAUGHING
PUT TAPE INSIDE FRIDGE! HAHAHAHAA
“i think cukup sejuk oredi”
HAAHHAHA. Such a pro porn watcher. KY you. HAHAHAHAH
Did anyone else have the same experience? HAHAHAAHA
HAHAHHAHA, KY is such a pro porn watcher. Secret revealed =)
lol, me also around 12-13 started watch porn movie..haha..
cheesie, u so old baru watch ker?? XD
em..i remember watching with my cousins for da first time….closed every window..then have to jaga da door somemore…scared parents suddenly come back then cham lo… 😀
ahmike: die la KY
chuan: ya man. i veli innocent one.
annant: close window lagi suspicious la! hahahah
hehe…innocent gal baru many guys like ma..haha XD
hoho. a guy friend actually asked do i watch porn hahaha. damn paiseh. cannot deny but urm. 18 turning 19, haven’t watched any real porn yet. only some short clip and photos.
Hahaha wtf man put tape inside fridge! -_-
Aiyo watch porn need to do so many things watch d also tak shiok lah potong steam lol.
KY should’ve just built his own collection instead of watching his parents’. Then no nid to susah payah rewind and put inside fridge wtf. 😀
I watched it for the 1st time when I was 18 yrs old. It was actually a CD and I played it on the pc. Then, dunno why so bad luck that time, the screen froze and the whole pc ‘hang’ with the scene stuck on my monitor screen. Sumore my parents were coming home anytime soon. I panicked like hell T__T lol..I actually find it funny now..
haha funnyy 🙂 just a question, would you be angry if your bf watches porn when ur not around? or is it normal?
OMFG Funny sia this KY.
Ya and then the stories of power cuts. Classic
this is the most tragic post ever!!!!
Gosh, i cant imagine having to watch ANIMAL one for the first time 🙂
Hmm…my first porn experience was 13 years old. A bunch of us borrowed a VHS tape (yes, I’m old skool like KY – no VCD then) from an outlet for RM 15 and settled down in a pastor’s son’s house (the only one among us whose house was empty) to watch it. Some of the guys even started touching themselves.
It was pretty normal porn though, no SCAT, no golden showers or anything hardcore involving eels or bestiality. 😉
I did get a response from the purple helmeted warrior, but meh, I’ve been doing battle with the trouser snake since I was 7 years old (no kidding – my first arousal involved a faulty swimming pool shower head dispensing high velocity water to my family jewels). =D
LOL this brings back memories. LOL.
everything seems so familiar except the fridge part. i did not have such big balls. usually when parents just leave the house, u take it out. not when they are about to come home. LOL!
from rewinding to stucked tapes to putting it back at the right angle.. classic! laughing about it now. LOL!
my first time watching it is when i’m around 16 years old and i want to download a clip in Kazaa called Yuna and Tidus but it came out porn instead. that’s how i watched it only i know girls actually got a big hole in the middle which i have no idea of that! now i know what’s guys’ penis for. I used to not know that! I mean, i study biology but they don’t tell us that!
HAHAHA! pro porn watcher…some more put the tape into the fridge..LMAO
seriously funny XD
the putting the tape in the fridge thingy is really gila babi funnie.
you should had asked KY to continue. sure more funnie things he can add.
LOL
lol redtube.com? wah.. good.. “informative”
Yeah~ Those VCR Tape were classic!!!
I remember I used to record Sailormoon last time… Hoho~
And one thing…
These VCR tape will go moldy also!!!!
Need some special tape cleaner to clean it~
Ahh~ Old days ^_^
Why?
I mean seriously..
why?
I feel so perverted?
I started porn at standard 4 or 5 LOL
wat the fark.
By 12-13,i was introducing to my friends already LOL.
Hoho … classic. I first watched porn at 8-9 haha .. found a tape from my Dad’s collection called Black Belle (something like that). Saw some chick stuffing some carrots and stuffs into their hole. That time still so naive, dunno what’s their doing and it doesn’t interest me that time. So i just read some books while watching it.
I had tried all that had been done by KY except the put into the fridge part. Haha .. but i did try to cool down the VCR player by fanning it with my book. Hahaha.
My first experience, was totally unexpected… any of you ever watched the dinosaur cartoon “The Land before time”? If not, here’s a little reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Land_Before_Time
I was around 8 years old, parents rented that video for us to watch. When I put in the tape, I was greeted by a hot blonde stripping O_O. The first hour of the tape was a porn, and only after that was the cartoon LOL. What a way to educate the young eh? 😛
Does KY ever get teased about jelly?
Hahaha…put tape in the fridge? That’s the first time I’ve heard of it. But then, what if you put it into the fridge for too long? Then if the parents touch it still die la. lol (but I guess pros won’t make that mistake…)
i think the first time i watched was when i was 14 at my friend’s house. Nothing funny on that part cos friend’s parents work till late in the evening so no need to be so kancheong. But i must tell you an experience my other friend had. He was curi-curi watching VHS porn late nite when his parents and siblings were sleeping. You know how bad the quality of VHS was last time (especially the rented one). My friend’s rented a porn VHS with bad audio (very minimum sound). So my friend increased the volumelah. Tengok tengok tengok suddenly the audio become ok already. Late at night got “ooh ooh aaahh” loud moaning sound in the living hall. His parents and siblings came down to the living hall. 100% unrebuttable evidence.
omg dylan, great joke…still laughing!
My first time watching porn is very arkward. I was around 15 that time and it was during my school holidays I went to the storeroom to look for any interesting junk. I came across a collection of laser discs my uncle collected, and I picked out one which was a thriller about an artist who kills off her victims and makes them into art or sculptures after she does intercourse with them. The awkward part? My mom came in and watched with me and did not say anything throughout the rest of the movie. Later after the movie ended she said I’m sure you’re old enough to start understanding these things. WALAO EH! I was speechless!
Hoho… I feel bad pulak… My first porn was at 20. O.o?
It was accidental, wanting to buy some DVDs to watch during holidays, mana tau the content was porn! (The label didn’t match the content lar)
Then, watch ma watch lor… got all so uncomfy although I was alone. Guess it takes time to get use to it huh?
LOL. I’m DVD era, no VCR!
i concur KY.
same exp ere.
xD
wtf….eel & vagina -_-, gross man….that will be my 1st and my last if I were to watch that one, KY.But putting the tape in the fridge is funny…haha.
My 1st is probably around 11-12 years old, my first porn was a lesbian vid in a vcd. Interesting though. Later was all normal sex porn(guy with girl)….but I stay away from exotic porns (like animal porn for example, wtf man…weird -__-). What I realize that japanese porns are so different from american porns. American porn version, somehow the girl enjoys it alot and ask for more, they have like unlimited pleasure -__-.The japanese version seems like the girl is in pain and suffering and wants the guy to stop, they’ll start begging for after 3 min…. -___-. I guess eastern are very different from the west.
OMG CHECK OUT MY FLAG!!! SO COOL (show off)
Show-off. i wan go too T______T
redtube.com eh hmmmm sounds soooo familiar lolol
wahahahahahahhahahahahaha put tape inside fridge tis is so freaking funny!!!!
cheesie, tis post really so damn “king dim”, really make my day! 😀
classic post by cheesie! salute!
i honestly forget when was my first time watching it….but i’m damn sure its the VHS-tape era!
lol
hahahaha.. hahahaha..
dem..
the fridge part very lol!
huhu.. whoaa.. parentz come at 5:00 around 4 watchin porn uh? wa wa wa..
“tapau” for tonite dreams heh? lol!
oh forgott.. my era.. porn tape very colorful u noe.. 😉 hahaha.. the first tape.. is GREEN!,,,hahaha.. that tape support global warming! lol!
that looks like 30min tape. so about 3 scene max.
wah lau.. remind me something when me and my fren watch porn video… same thing using VCR… samething kena makan tape… but we could take out.. and when the time we take it out.. it not onli look crumply.. it break in to 2… so we jus use roy tape to stick back… den still can play wo.. 🙂
Haha…. i like your story. thanks for sharing. my first porn movie was in Golok (Malaysia-Thai border) when i was in my early 20’s – yeah, very late bloomer. I watched it with a group of friends. It was the hotel’s in-house movie. It was a wet experience 🙂
omg.. this post is so damm hilarious. i can’t stop laughing at d conversation. i had almost the same kind of experience with KY.
My first porn watching was around 14~15, i can’t really remember. my time was already VCD era, so never learn all those tricks with the VCRs ;-). the first VCD was one that i borrowed from a friend, wanked before the VCD even finished, haha. but unlike most who’ve watched porn with someone else, i seems to be watching alone all the time. of course, i did found my dad’s collection & had the same experience of jaga pintu, closing windows, & panic when they’re home. my parents did found out somehow eventually, but all they did was telling me to watch less of this kinda stuff.
wow that is classic…. using video tapes… hahaha nowadays u have the internet as well as CD’s so u dont have to worry how to cool down the disc…
i cannot stop laughing at Hawk’s comment. OMG! hahahahahahaha.
Hawk,
jelly? KY jelly? I made that thing famous! :X
O(shang)HAI EVERYONE!!!
Lucky the Great Firewall doesnt blog cheeserland.com
i mean block.
apparently, i’ve almost the same experience as KY’s..and i started around 11-12..with all the counter resetting, putting it back into the same pile with the same position bla bla bla..
luckily didnt makan tape la..but tried once TFK-ing parents came back wtf T_T
but i’m not scared bout the warm/hot/cold part la..coz usually i watch it in the afternoon..parents watch at night XD *devilish grins*..
LOL!!! wtf sia.. put tape into the fridge. *pengs*
waaaaah this one is a solid post hahahhahahhaa
lol, funny..hahaha..but i hv no such experience to share…haha
oh.
my.
god.
lolx~
SchizophrenicX
“I’m not psychic; I’m just damn good”
EEYERRRRR KY!!!!
But actually eh, I used to do a similar trick back then. NOT with porn though. My parents were strict about us watching TV, and when dad came home, he would feel the back of the tv to see whether it was warm or not (to check if we were watching tv). So, what I would do is switch on the fan maximum so that the air would circulate near the tv and cool it down. 😀
When there’s a will…dot dot dot 😉
wah all those old timers also same modus operandi one. and most of our parents have porn stash hidden somewhere…hehehe.
anyway i remember fast forwarding to interesting scenes, but sien cos have to tekan the ff button all the time. and then they invented auto fast fwd (press one time the auto cruise)…syok!
by the way, porn is fake. watch scandal videos XD
*LOL* Such a pro 😀
those were the VHS days…memang susah….wana seludup to school also susah….too bulky….and then they invented the VCD…hurray…
btw..Cheesy..try youporn.com (much better than redtube…can dl somemore)…but they have blocked MY IP…so you pandai2 la….
XD
walau, the temperature of the tape also KY’s consideration ar? Can I said that he is a very concern person? XD
Ladies and Gentlemen,
If you think putting the tape in the fridge is funny, you probably didn’t know Cheesie thought I was referring to putting the WHOLE VCR machine in the fridge.
She went:
“but it’s so big how to put? hahahahahah”
LOL
LOL!!! >D
i think it’s kinda kute-la KY.
innocent liddat.
=B
for me the first time i watched porn when i was 16. it was late at night and when i turned on the tv, i thought i was watching some generic b-grade suspense thriller, but it was actually porn. i was so fascinated that it was free on tv! (this is in nz) but i got bored and fell asleep lol.
but first exposure to porn was when i was 13. one of my friends caught her dad watching porn and she sat on the stairs watching too (allegedly cos she sprained her ankle woh). the next day over lunch, she started telling me every little details even though i begged her to shut up, and found out, to my horror that a guy in class overheard our conversation. every now and then he liked to remind me about what i heard. eek.
my first time watching porn was with my girlfriends,tape was borrowed by one of the boy classmate. We went back to my house after class with plenty of snacks, thought tht it would b a interesting movie. Mana tau, it turned out to be disgusting and the porn sesson was a disaster. The worst thing was: next day, everyone at school know about that, thanks to the big mouth boy who lend us the porn tape lor
Wah, almost the same experience as KY. Yeah, coz our age is close.
Dear Cheesie,
Though has been awhile since I read your post. Sorry, too busy with work. So happen to come accross this blog topic. I would like to confess that I shared similar experience with KY. Nice to know that I’m not the only one;) lol
pH7: omfg where have u been!!!666
Well. Married to my job. Please don’t feel that you are losing another reader. I always fond of your blog and will continue to support it;)
Yay! <3
i remember the first time i played with a condom and had no idea what it was =.=
This is damn punny one. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i watch it when i was 12omfg