This is me in his eyes.
dont worry i will put my kneepads on
walk around with you at your level
and i have LONG ARMS
so can get good ‘downward angle’
—Oliver Denton, 200cm.
Cheesie: How did you grow so tall? You eat like a hamster.
Cheesie: How tall are your parents?
Oli: Not tall at all. My mom’s about your height, and my dad’s slightly taller than her.
Oli: *whisper* Shhhh. It’s the post man.
His head is never in the picture.
The door has a DENT-ON (Omg i’m so punny) it due to constant cranial collisions.
He cannot go underground shopping because he… cannot pass through the malls.
But. One day, he met someone. Someone who made him feel atrociously little… puny… insignificant…