This is me in his eyes.

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dont worry i will put my kneepads on
walk around with you at your level
and i have LONG ARMS
so can get good ‘downward angle’

—Oliver Denton, 200cm.

 

Cheesie: How did you grow so tall? You eat like a hamster.
Oli: *shrug*
Cheesie: How tall are your parents?
Oli: Not tall at all. My mom’s about your height, and my dad’s slightly taller than her.
Cheesie: O.o
Oli: *whisper* Shhhh. It’s the post man.

 

HAHAHHAHA

 

His head is never in the picture.

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The door has a DENT-ON (Omg i’m so punny) it due to constant cranial collisions.

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He cannot go underground shopping because he… cannot pass through the malls.

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But. One day, he met someone. Someone who made him feel atrociously little… puny… insignificant…
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Poor Oli.

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