What the duck?

November 18, 2008 in Commercial Break

I mean, what the doook.

The story took place on a little farm far far away in Zuzumbu village.

One day, Henrietta the Hunter got to know about some secret information leaked by reliable sources about Oli, the farmer keeping animal refugees on his farm.

This French lass is incredibly brainy (in spite of her hair color) and astute. She can figure out the hardest quizzes and she can pop coins outta her head (ok it has nothing to do with her profession, but that’s an extra talent to boast about on her resume).

And she decided to smell ze rats outta his cottage.

Well. Apparently. It wasn’t just ze rats. Oli’s farm is like a zoo. It’s full of animals. Like, really vicious, rebellious, criminal animals. They commit all manner of sinful crimes.

After rounds of meticulous investigation and sharp observation, Henrietta caugt a few animals red-handed.

First criminal was CJ7 ze alcoholic who indulges his 5 year old son in the same condemnable practice. He was found in a liquor cellar, blind drunk, together with his equally drunk son.

The second criminal was Suan Nai who was found nurturing a deadly virus (that will contaminate the water supply in ze entire village and kill many innocent lives) in his icebox which looks like a microwave.

Nicholas O’ize was guilty of extreme noise pollution with his Guitar Hero addiction. A few neighbours were reported deaf after several nights of constant thrashing of deafening music through ze wall.

Dinga was charged with attempted suicide and causing a scene in ze village (and tarnishing the village’s image), albeit his excuse of “i was following a mouse out the window and my tail was stuck in a hole on the ledge”, which was found baseless and untrue.

Henrietta, however, saved the confused soul from the brink of death and now Dinga is repenting in jail.

Terry was guilty of leaving anonymous comments using multiple IPs and nicknames on pink blogs. Shim has a record of stalking fellow transvestites and cross dressers.

Big Mouth is an illegal immigrant who was caught when he was traveling across the ocean in a shoe. He was also charged with smuggling of fake Merrell shoes.

Dazhu is guilty of being fat. Yes. Obesity is a crime in Zuzumbu.

So far, 7 animals have been caught. The village is a great deal more peaceful. However, there’s still an incessant, faint but audible quack around the village that is really disturbing.

Henrietta decided that it was the most notorious flock of fowl-mannered ducks, i mean, doooks who are responsible for the biggest conspired crime in the village.

There are two flocks of them. One is the Super FnF Doook and the other is the Super SMS doook.

All communication in the village has gone hairwired! !, Super FnF has been talking a lot of cock! (apparently, he enjoys super low rate of to 15 friends of ALL network??).

Furthermore, the Super SMS doook has also caused further damage with his excessive texting behaviour on his mobile!! The FBI (Farm Bureau of Investigation) has been following this case since forever and there was no lead, and to no avail.


Henrietta was smarter than the entire FBI combined together.


She caught one of the doooks dialling to his ducking partner in crime. Red handed.

What the doook!


The Doook was caught. Henrietta is going to send them all to jail. Via email transportation (nowadays technology is so advanced).

And she got rewarded kao kaoly for it.

However, the rest of the Doooks are still dangerously at large. She’s gonna need YOUR help to hunt for the rest of them.

What you can do is, register yourself at WantedDuck to be a Duck Hunter.

Then, tell your friends that the Wanted Ducks are on the loose and you’ll receive the first clue in your email. You need to decipher the clue and act upon it! All the Ducks are hiding in blogs.

Once you have successfully located the Ducks, transport them via email (how convenient, don’t you just love technology?) and count the number of Ducks that are left in the farm. Then submit.

If you’re a Top Duck Hunter, the FBI (Farm Bureau of Investigation) will be in touch. So, sign up now already.

Zuzumbu Village needs you. Find the ducking Ducks.

39 responses to “What the duck?”

  1. Nicole says:

    Wicked post! Lurve it! 😀
    And veli veli nice pictures too!

  2. WP says:

    Cute post!! All those stuffed toys are Oli’s?? Oh my goodness…guys these days…lol

  3. Reiko says:

    Wow~ Love your blonde wig!!!!
    Nice act! XD

  4. cheesie says:

    Nicole: thank you!!! This advert done in Shanghai lo. Holiday still have to work leh.
    WP: TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!666 He won most of them anyway. from GAMBLING!!!666
    Reiko: I love the wig too super chun!

  5. Oli says:


  6. axiao says:

    This is hilarious!!!
    I salute ur creativity!!

  7. Eve says:

    smart of you making good use of all those stuffed toys…lol

  8. Mei says:

    I love the cutie and pity cat so muchie~~
    hello cheesie, can it be found in KL?

  9. YL says:

    LOL! the story was hilarious. XD AHAHHAHAHAHAH

  10. the balcony little bit dirty nia, not scared the fella fall down and killed the aunty downstairs?

  11. cheesie says:

    Oli: u never give credit to oytun one meh. i still hate ur flag.
    axiao: omg u are in JP!!!!!
    eve: hehehe
    mei: Dinga? i dont think so lo. Sg got?

  12. funny as usual….llol

  13. Huai Bin says:

    Ducking A, Ringo! I loved reading the post. I kinda knew what I was by the second para but the funny storyline kept me reading on. Best. Ever.

    BTW, someone once told me that Paul Frank makes her smile coz he (it?) is so happy all the time.

    …and your scales are ducked up. DaZhu isn’t obese, he barely weighs 1 kg.

  14. vvens says:

    i like this post! 🙂 love the effort and the idea 🙂

  15. oytun says:

    I think I just won one of the Dinga twins…the one that tries to commit suicide whenever we’re not watching him.

  16. cheesie says:

    Omg blog finally fixed. Was down for one whole day >_<

  17. rumi says:

    LOOLOLOLOLOLOL i like the duck xxD

  18. Simon Seow says:

    Duck duck. Yeah, the old cheesie style is back.

  19. jay says:

    this is what i call creative. *thumbs up* your posts are always very surprising =)
    unlike another pink blog’s latest entry (about lipton) which was absolutely moronic…
    there is so much difference between someone who uses english naturally and someone who fakes his/her english and yet tries to use ‘big’ words which are totally out of context…

  20. MunY says:

    nice post! Love the writing, and the stuffed animals too! blond wig is a nice touch

  21. JC says:

    Of all the digi ad i read, this one is the best, seriously. the rest are just super boring. you can really make something boring sound interesting. love your blog!

  22. Nicole says:

    Haha. Nemai la. Take it as sponsorship for your Shanghai trip lo. 😛

  23. Tristan says:

    Is that a wig or you really bleached ur hair?!!

  24. irvine says:

    thats nice and entertaining =P

  25. mingy says:

    way too many adverts on ur blog recently…. ):

  26. maRCus says:

    wow. chun post. NOW we know just how many soft plushies you have. LoL

  27. SIbu Boy says:

    I don’t think you understand what the word refugee means.

    – SB

  28. vonblue says:

    i hv dazhu too!!!but i call him xiaozhu ^^ luv him!

  29. Selina says:

    You made my day! this is so funny..
    thanks. You are a good story teller, i think you will be a good mother, interesthing gf and most of all a good blogger.

  30. bahh says:

    did some1 mention abt adverts…who cares!! i wld rather read an interesting and original adv post than boring normal post.

  31. bunny says:

    haha Jay, i agree with you. the “other” pink blog is so rubbish there ain’t no other word for it. atrocious english and bimbo-ish posts, stupid unexciting adverts. die. i read it for entertainment purposees. super funny man.

  32. Oli says:

    OMG I just noticed you in the CJ7 pic…sneaky…sign of a good hunter…

  33. WP says:

    Wow, I wouldn’t have noticed it if I hadn’t seen your comment, Oli!

    And Cheesie: from GAMBLING??! *faints* I also want to gamble liao… 😛

  34. chriso says:

    i wanna go Zuzumbuu too! Oli, hitch a ride?

  35. cheesie says:

    chriso: what for you go? You will be in Jail anyway. Obesity is a crime.

  36. ladylike says:

    i still dont understand what is the code in the “participate now” page. the code is all in numbers and where to get them?

  37. wani says:

    how do i get d code
    dun understand loooo

  38. stupidgirl says:

    CUTE CUTE CUTEST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eeeeeeeeeee ^^

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