Today
April 1, 2009
I discovered that after having just been on a totally amazing and exclusive heli ride around KL city, picked the boyfriend up from KLIA, shook hands with Jackie Chan and Daniel Wu, and am going on a fully sponsored trip by Air Asia (thank you) to attend V Fest in Perth on Friday, my life still feels like a piece of crap.
This whole “wow Cheesie your life is great” thing is just…
I wonder how many great and famous and popular and rich people in this world think “so what” to themselves everyday. Oh, my film just won 8 Oscars–so what? Oh i just bought a private jet—so what? Ohai my name is God—so what?
Really. So what?
I know writing this makes a lot of people who sayang me sad. But i’m kinda tired of writing about wow this is wonderful oh that’s great yay omfg fantabulous and hooray i think i have just seen an angel, cheers.
Need a break from pseudo happy.
Lately i have been breeding a twisted, secret, dark, perverted wish in my head. God. I am amazed by the perversity of human nature. I was fantasizing about spending an absolutely atrocious birthday. The operative word here being fantasizing. You know, misery, lotsa bad luck, loneliness, arguments and shit. Cry a bucket, and call it a day.
I felt a little shocked by my capability of bringing the masocheesm to a whole new level. Such shock then slowly diminished and was replaced by sheer self admiration of my capability of bringing the masocheesm to a whole new level (wow, bravo!). And then i felt secretly pleased with my own perverted thoughts.
.
.
.
HAHAHA NO LA IT IS A JOKE, GUESS WHAT? APRIL FOOL, GOTCHA, SUCKER! My life is perfect like an A class Hermes Birkin imitation Teehee XOXO!
Right.
Or at least that’s what i wish i could say, at the end of this entry.
Honest.
Believe me, you don’t need to be envious of my life. Really one.
(But then again don’t listen to whatever i say, i’m highly impressed by my own inconsistency. And it’s April fool anyway. I can say anything and nobody has to believe me.)
-.-
a bit too early for April Fool la. ah well. so got new mentaiko stock from Jepun or not!
oh looky your feed turned into something 1337. something to add to your list of misfortunes.
ok so I’m uber geeky, so what? lol
This April’s joke didn’t really get me…
Be careful, don’t kena tricked by people today ‘kay… happy april’s fool day
damn you girl…
you totally confuse me…
here it is still 31st of march…
and i seriously never thought i would hear april fools day now of all time
and than you just take it back….
grrr also i think that you shaking hands with jakie chan is a lie >_> definitly a lie >_>
but i know that the heli ride is not a lie
so i am just way more confused now
Ring,
That was a geniune gotcha!
Then again Ring, you are quite right in warning the any level of celebrity can give the public a totally different image of life that you as an invidual are living.
Thankfully the international dateline has me sitting in the remaining 7 or so hours left of March 31st.
Wonder what I can do for April fools day?
Anyone have ideas?
BTW, cannot do anything bad a work, that would likely get me into big trouble.
Have a happy April Ringo. . . and a vert HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
David
David
Haha… berry funny
HAHAHAHAHA ! Happy April’s Fool day , Ringo ♥
how did you type the <3 so cute one!
haha . just hold [fn] + [alt] + [L] = ♥ if you’re using the laptop . (:
Did you go see Jackie Chan and Daniel Wu for their new show? Can’t differentiate if it is part of April fool ;p
got la. met them in person.
Happy April Fool’s Day!
P.S.
Got my new blog on my own domain liao …
eh i jz noticed a little teeny weeny smiley right in the bottom of yr blog
rotated 90 degrees clockwise
what turf where got.
haha, you also kena…april fool!
got one tiny tiny smiley at the bottom. I also tell you before I think. have to scroll allll the way to the bottom. hehe
Omg Perth is boring, just hop on a plane and come visit me in Melbourne only!!!
aiyo if got time i sure go one
April Fools as an excuse to mask the truth as a joke eh?
haha. i like to confuse people.
Is coming to perth bit a joke too?XD Me wan see uuuu XD
for real one. i will be going to V Fest on 5th. Come?
wtf my picture
hooo … gave me a shock, starting to feel sorry for you liau …
but truly, its an effort to stay perky and upbeat for me … so i m sometimes really grouchy for that same reason …
Perth! I want the collector series of Absolut. Can?
cannot! not taking request this trip. travel light.
Now i’m all confused!
mission achieved then
I believe u.
Happy April fool’s!
Today, the student council removed all the tables in the canteen so we had to sit on the floor to eat.
-_-
And my life is sadder than yours! I’m gonna have a math test tmr. T.T 4 tests in 1 week. Sigh.
lol.
=) happi april fools
I saw Jackie Chan a few days back at a shopping mall in Singapore.
There were like, thousands of people screaming his name.
Some random person went like, ” Cheh, it’s only Jackie Chan what.”
And he got hit on the head by some passer-by auntie.
Wah,TK come 2 celebrate ur birthday with u?How sweet!
*sniiiifff* i was drenched in the rain that day =(
and i only got <—————————————(the line seems to extend forever wtf) that close to my daniel. aduh. so sad
Duffy and The Killers. Enjoy V Fest. ;)
WOAH!hahahaha
i tot u really meet DANIEL!
woah u meet DANIEL And jacky chan
i jus saw their pic in newspaper jus now!
be sure to drop by CIAO Italian for their italian food! Be sure to be there at 5pm if not it gonna be a loooonng wait…
*saw joe’s comment* zomg ciao italia is awesome! u must try la if you have the time
but ya, u have to be there even before 5pm, the line of people that waits outside everyday is atrocious in comparison to how small the place really is. heh.
and have a safe flight to perth! if i do see u around i’ll be sure to say hi
i think been there once! Buffet style one right?
nope…..
nah, i think that’s some other place you’ve been. this one is in South Perth. here’s the website if you’re interested
http://www.ciaoitalia.com.au/