Eat shit in Taipei
May 16, 2009
Everyone who goes to Taipei should at least visit a modern toilet and eat their shit once. I promise it is good shit.
Toilet or restaurant?
It could be a little bit of a confusing experience at first. But once you get used to the idea of eating shit, you would be totally enjoying the act of devouring the gastronomical excretion delight.
We already had our lunch but when we passed by this Mordern Toilet, we couldn’t help but feel an urgent urge to let ourselves go and try some shit.
Once you go inside, you get even more confused. It is so cute.
The level of morbidity is no where up to my standard and i could only do the kawaii peace pose.
Upstairs.
You see colorful tiles, tubs with a glass cover as table and acrylic toilet bowls with different colorful designs on the lids.
I chose a Golden Bowl. Bling bling. Hmmm. Comfy. Makes me wanna poo poo already.
And then we ordered some shit. There’s a shit menu for you to choose from.
I just realized in this picture my finger has got no fingernail. :/
Shit Menu is incredible. It even describes to you the shape and texture and condition of the shit.
1. Signature Constipated dry shit. (Choc ice-cream + choc topping)
2. Hemorrhoid bloody shit. (Strawberry ice-cream + Strawberry topping)
5. Mushy Mushy Diarrhea (Vanilla ice-cream + passionfruit topping)
7. Dysentery Green Baby Crap. (Vanilla ice-cream + kiwi topping)
I am really loving these shits man. However, there’s a minimum order of NT100 per person. So even though we were really full, we ordered Curry Diarrhea and Toilet Bowl No.9.
Our steamy hot diarrhea. Looks absolutely edible.
It comes with a swirly shit cover.
We gobbled the crap down. I must say it tasted very good.
And then the toilet thing came. And we couldn’t believe our eyes.
Crap. This is huge shit. It’s feast for 5 man. And only NT100!!! (About RM10). I think it is too cheap.
*Sniff sniff*
We tried, man. I swear. We dug and dug and dug and forced the shit down our throats (don’t get me wrong, the shit was yummy), but it’s a neverending shit. Ice cream started to melt and love letter went soft and cookie soggy (by the way we spotted some hard little stubborn poopies–turned out to be raisins).
And then we gave up.
We are done with this shit.
Just went we were about to wipe our asses and go, the waiter came and said,
“Would you like me to serve your dessert now?”
O.o
O.O
Got more shit?
Apparently, this comes with the Curry Diarrhea set lunch.
“No thanks, you can have the shit to yourself,” i said.
It was an experience full of shit, not unpleasant. Drop by this crap restaurant and give it a try! Very cheap and yummy shit. Absolutely worth it.
Website is: http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw
Wah “Da Bian” is so nice
haha da bian.
I’m not sure whether to be amazed or disgusted … hahahaha
just be very very hungry!!! hehe
soooooo cute!!
love to try it, mann..
& the desert was really a giant’s poo; LOL;
haha yea from incredible hulk.
cool^^ think dey tried 2 do dat in msia but failed coz service n quality was bad >_<” bad quality shit hehe…sigh…another reason y i miss japan ;p
really? malaysians cant take shit. hehe
OMG, it’s one shit-looking shit you’ve got there.
that is good, right?
Im going to taiwan after my mid-term >”<! But sadly it’s tour, Dun think will be able too try shits.
if you go to Ximending, just walk over!
i’m sure they will bring u to XImending.
yay, im going taiwan tmrw ad! Thanks for the info! Will be going to ximending on the 5th day wooooooootz! gonna try some shit there!
ohh nooo lol ^^
they’r cute n absolutely delish im sure but heee serve in the “toilet bowl” and in the shit shape -__-
cute right!!!!
whoa.. jiak sai!!?? O_O…
hojiak!!
you can eat shit at Penang queensbay Mall too, exactly same style like the taipei one
really!!! thats some near shit!
I am going to tell you the truth! I am not going to try it, even if you paid me.
but whyyyyyyyyy
can’t go to taipei…anyone knows the exact address of such restaurant in M’sia?
grace said it’s in Queensbay mall!
Yeah i’ve tried the one in QBM, not bad…
Diarrhea Curry!!! Ewwwww~!!!! @.@
its yummay!!!!!1
wah the shit looks really nice. but if one is feeling like shit, still want to go to the shit restaurant to eat shit meh?
haha then you ajak people u hate to go eat shit together
Wow, gross and intruging at the same time. Hmm…
THere is one in Penang Queensway Mall…
u tried b4?
yeah..food so-so.concept is interesting..:)
Imagine if you go in with a diarrhoea, you eat shit and come out and shit somemore hehehehe
double shit!
Like rabbit!
Shit and eat then shit again!!
i’m afraid i might get the ‘urge’ when i sat down to dine. hahaha….
going to taipei this oct, got return tix for rm508 only. hahaa…happy. will surely drop by and try, after having emptied my bowel of coz. hahahaha
dont open the toilet cover!!!!!!! hahhah
I’d be totally grossed out even if the food is really good. lol
And no money to go Taipei either
But thanks for this really -interesting- entry.
it is indeed good shit!!!
Which outlet u went to ar? i went to the one in Xi Men Ding but good enough la these shit hhahaha
yea i went to Ximen too.
wahahahahaaha~ i dun wanna eat shittt~ the names sooo shitty! 8D~
haha still in thailand?
hahah, yea! coming back tomorrow~!! Shopping until broke ady… =.= not like i buy a lot of stuff oso! XD
oh, now you make me wanna try it out. it looks really good and the portion is big. although maybe i have to 1st pyscho myself into eating from a toilet bowl and sitting on one without having the urge to urinate.
Ah my sister already saw that restaurant in television. She was so amazed, that she ask me if we could have a stop in taipei next time when we fly to vn. :’D
but honestly the ice cream look disgusting… o.O
Ringo,
Onlyy you can a golden commode look sexy!
Your faces with two swirly lookning pieces of sh*t shaped icecream are just too cute!!
Modern Toilet, gives one a sudden urge to __________________. (fill in the blank)
Thanks
David
omg, it would be great disasters if mr Methane were to dine in here…
Thanks! Now I can stop searching for the restaurant I want to visit the least in the world
haha how cute ar ! but the way the food is presented in toilet like bowls and name of the food is unappetizing! LOL nonetheless a very nice and unique concept! I like ^^
Just when you think you’ve seen it all….. Last week, it was HB’s bull penis soup and now it’s your toilet restaurant – both of these are on my list of things not to do. But thanks for posting!
cool… now only I realized that shit could be that nice ( =
holy shit! lol
Oh my goodness…I can’t believe they come up with such things! The curry looks really appetising, but not its presentation…and the menu kinda took my appetite away.
haha i’ve been there! and it was fun haha =D
There’s a shop in Queensbay mall with the same theme also. Didn’t eat there, but friend said it was so so oni, but their “pee” is good.
At Penang Queen’s Bay Mall also got toilet restaurant……
I like d last piece of free shit. It looks like bullshit to me. Which is normally what free stuff is.
haha why u so cute one.
Wow! Thanks for the intro. Didn’t know this when I went to Taipei. A new restaurant? Me went there in 2007.
Korea!!!!
saw this similar restaurant in Penang Queensbay Mall… it’s just nearby the Cinema. Not sure if it’s the same though… never tried it…
needs lots of faith…. A WHOLE LOT of it to eat it.
I think I’m going to vomit out the rice I ate last evening…
When it was served in the “toilet” bowl, it looked so disgusting… Eating that shit wei…
Hey cheesie do you have the address to this shop? Make me more interested to go taiwan now… but no money :-(
This place is probably going to go down the drain
OMG.. i don’t think i’ll have the appetite to eat by then
Look at the bright side :] if you hate those shit can always puke in the toilet bowl that already been prepared there
i might check this out, but i will just order to take photos because i won’t get over the look of them foodstuffs! XP
i wonder whether i eat those stuffs, aikk….
lol!
pengsan….
Very Very funny as usual!