Jesus Body and Nipple Pheromone

July 13, 2009 in Just Punny

Things i found in Don Quijote, my favorite store in Japan. It’s a great discount store and it opens till 3am in the morning.

jesusbody by you.

Cheesus Crust. It’s some diet pill that will make you slim.

jesus-body by you.

But i don’t understand why any girl would want to look like Jesus. I scared i grow hair and become bushy. Perhaps if you take enough pills, you would obtain the almighty Jesus powers and turn dust into loose diamonds that you have always really longed for (always pleasure to have the real thing!). But the discovery is a secret to be kept from others. Shhh.

visiblenipple by you.

Nipple Pheromone. Or so it read. It’s the latest nipple tape. Nipple tape is the new nipple tape. (Now that’s confusing. When i say nipple tape now–what turf is it?)

The only entry related to Nipple Pheromone on google is this:

Using ovariectomized New Zealand white rabbits and the nipple-search behavior of pups as a bioassay, we evaluated the capacity of prolactin to stimulate the emission of an odor signal that allows newborn pups to locate the mother’s nipples and suckle.

Oh i see. So like, it’s to attract other people to suck on it one la.

(Who turf needs that? Seriously?)

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40 responses to “Jesus Body and Nipple Pheromone”

  1. Huai Bin says:

    You know, I bet the diet pills would have something interesting in it. 😉

    I thought nipple tape was to tape over the nipples so it won’t protude…not make it look like you just walked into the room from -4 degrees outside. ❓

  2. Patricia says:

    jesusss burdy! 😀

  3. Ying Bin says:

    I think the nipple tape is for Victoria Beckham wannabe! 🙂

  4. Horlic says:

    just cant imagine what will happen if japanese lao ah ma using the nipple tape.. 😯

  5. KY says:

    all these things are just very :S :S :S

  6. juwitajalil says:

    haha. the nipple tape makes the nipple look extra perky.

  7. David says:

    Ringo,

    Did you find an odd product. I am sure you are quite aware Japanese often use English words for the way they sound or look in print. Often without any awareness, or minimal awareness of the meaning of the English words.

    I am all but certain this is the case here.

    BTW, nipple tape is used by women who do where bras, but do not want their nipples showing to the world.

    Have a great week my friend!

    David

    • naoko says:

      @DAVID,

      in this case the item in question is a box of “nipple pheremones” dubbed the new “nipple tape” of the century. the look that the product is advertising for is the enhanced appearance– rather than the concealment– of their nipples.

      • David says:

        naoke,

        You are correct. I took a better look at Ringo’s picture of the product, and it does indeed appear to make nipple’s MORE visible under clothing.

        Trolling for males, or is this something to make a women appear sexier, (or would that be sluttier). 😕

        David

    • sheon says:

      i know what nipple tape/pads are. and nipple pheremones aint no nipple pads. hahahahaha

  8. JD says:

    Japan sure got lotsa weird and new stuffs, but bet ya can’t wear the nipple pheremone in M’sia. All eyes will be on you.

  9. Ping says:

    You can expect to find lots of bizarre things in the land of rising sun 😆

  10. superwilson says:

    Jesus body…. I would prefer The Rock body or Batista body… 🙂

    Nipple tape…. I think they sell those in Watsons here… normally, for the girls that dun wan to wear bra to club… but it only looks good for “non-swaying” b**bs…

  11. pegs says:

    the nipple tape is too sexy!!! LOL

  12. ling says:

    haha have you heard of F cup cookies ? :O

  13. z says:

    Jesus body is for men only i guess…

  14. sh... says:

    This discovery is to be kept secret from others! can’t you read? 👿

  15. asstha says:

    i wonder why my flag is liddat one… *puzzled* 😕

  16. eve says:

    Shheezz~ with nipples pointing up so high i doubt any malaysian girls would dare to wear em’ out!!!!

  17. Hahaha… Why is it so bloody funny? 😆 So it is true that you can get anything in Japan. 😯

  18. sheon says:

    if you’re looking for the weirdest things people actually do sell, you’re in the right country!

    but seriously, who the heck buys those stuff?!?!

  19. zachary says:

    there was a survey/experiment conducted by some hk magz (if i remember correctly), with a gal asking 4 help frm strangers on the street, she actually getting more helps when wearing those nipple pheromone (means visible nipples) compared with when she’s not wearing them.. 😯 it was to test the effect on this new product to the public.. somehow it works.. ❗

  20. Pomme-Pomme says:

    The Nipple Pheromone will be cool if I were to have a mastectomy. :mrgreen:

  21. Junee says:

    ROFL 😆

    Crazy stuff. Can’t wait until I’m in Japan to see those things with my own eyes. teehee

  22. ling says:

    crap, do japanese gals hav invisible nipple? …that’s something i wld not purchase in a million yrs! i got nipple erection most of the time and i hate it.

  23. Tey Cindy says:

    LOL! who needs that seriously?! *faints*

  24. cindy khor says:

    the japs are really good at making all sorts of fascinating products for gals. and i should say most of the times, their skincare products and cosmetics are always good. but those items above really is a huge amusement. i wouldn’t wanna try them though.

  25. a k i says:

    can stick more than 1 at a side during halloween

  26. crappy booze says:

    They’ve to take ‘Incredible’ from India’s tagline and use it for Japan.

    Incredible Japan!

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