If you don’t know already, Guinness is famous for it’s “slide” recently.

Apparently, some bartender from a bar have poured a perfect, fresh pint of Guinness.

Then then slid it down, out the bar and through city streets and offices.

The Guinness arrives just in time to a “bold” employee who is in salary negotiations with his new boss.

Watch this if you haven’t.

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But why so mafan wanna slide sooooooooooooooooooooooooo long and so far away!

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I have recently discovered that i possess this  psychokineticthingamagic power that attracts good things to me. Instead of having someone “slide” the pint of Guinness to me, i can very well do it all by myself.

I MAKE IT COME TO ME.

ON ITS OWN.

Watch how.

Of course i also passed this Guinness psychokineticthingamagic power thingie to all my good friends. Because good things are to be shared. ^^