Naily Princess

There’s a particular shop when you are about to step out from it you willingly let the shop owner/cashier fumble about in your wallet/purse/handbag, and let them play around with your cash/card without any loath.

Know where? It’s the Nail Saloon. Everyone walks out becoming a princess.

“Honey pass me the salt please because I just got my nails done.”

Whoa.

Yes I just did my mani and pedi today at a tiny nail saloon in 1U. It’s not even half my room’s width but boy was the business good. The owner had to ask every walk-in customer to go for lunch/tea break/dinner first and come back later because there are not enough manicurists to do the jobs. read more

I just wanted to see to what extend the Raining Elephants and Dolphins theory stands.
It has been raining for many days already. Miss Sky is just having her regular mood swing. Maybe suffering from PMS.

When Parmie bumbled her way into the condo it was still raining like a war between cheese and jam, and i thought “cool, im gonna get a refreshing quick rain shower”. But the moment Parmie fit her butt nicely in the parking lot, the elephantly rain stopped miraculously. Again.

I dont think that was another mere coincidence. Maybe Parmie has got some magical power to cure Miss Sky’s PMS! read more

I dread those Big Days the most. They make me feel as if I don’t belong to this world. Big Days (BD) I mentioned refer to special days like the Halloween, and especially eves like Christmas and New Year, not to mention the big V day. And the most horrible thing is that my birthday is included.

I know you don’t understand it if I say I am ALWAYS alone during those days. I stay alone, go shopping alone, watch soapies alone, sleep alone. And don’t ask me why because I don’t understand why am I ALWAYS alone. And people don’t understand why I don’t understand why I am ALWAYS alone. read more

We had a crapsentation (again, which I don’t even feel like talking about) in A.L.L’s class today.

She was cheesed off by most of the groups’ presentations and everybody too was cheesed off by her rude remarks and heartless comments.

A.L.L. was busy trying to pick on every little thing she could about the presentations; presenters were busy circumventing any chance that would possibly pull A.L.L.’s What-Are-You-Talkng-About Trigger; and the whole class was busy praying that the ordeal would end a second earlier. read more

Original: A Japanese cheese has won a rare prize in an international mountain cheese competition dominated by Swiss, Italian and French products.

Mozzie’s version: A chiisu has won a rare prize in an international mountain cheese (mountain-residing cheeses) competition, ruled by Swiss, Italian and French products. (Pick up your pom-poms and cheer “Nihon! Nihon! Nihon!”)

Cheesie’s remark: And soon we will have Cheesifornia roll, Cheese sushi, Teppanyacheese, cawan cheesie and sashimi topped with sliced cheese in the japanese restaurant menu. read more

I think I am using my brain too much that it is now not functioning properly. So is Mozzie I guess. This few days I got so absorbed in doing my Spirie interactie (Spirited Away interactive cd) that I even sacrificed my blogging time.

Boy was the advertising test easy, cuz Mozzie and I just copycatted throughout the entire test. While busy copycatting I heard “cheeseeeeee” (okay, it was shhsss) and it was Emmentalizabeth calling me. The next thing I knew was a small piece of folded paper thrown sneakily at me. read more

As A.L.L is improving her english, Mozzie and I have little to joke about in car on the way back after class.

As the last assignment for her module is finally done, we regained the mood to come up with our own crapssignment.

Then out of the pink we started this expressive alphabets thingie.

It is a A-Z reference list to cheese up our conversation.

In case you are the expressionless kind, we have some “expressions” you can use (royalty free) “dengan penuh emosinya”.

These are our exclusive FUAE (Frequently Used Audibles + Emoticons). (Emoticons are to be shown on the face of the speaker.) read more

Out of curiosity and boredom, i typed these following sentences and translated them into different languages.
And boy are the translations hilarious!

Original:
I love cheese very very very much.
I am cheeses about cheeses.
I practice Ringoism.
I believe in Cheeses Crust.
I have 23 official Ringoism disciples.
I am tobacco allergic and nicotine intolerant.
I am allergic to a hybrid of Bulldog and Shitzu too. (Know why? Ask me!)
Parmie has a few friends: Dead carcass kitty the HAZEL, Bloody innocent teddy GLOOMY and Mr Long Tail Monkey wild berry milk shake read more

Cheese Ups
• I finished MOST of my assignments.

• I actually completed the 3 ad campaign ALL BY MYSELF.

• That’s unbelievable!

• Craig Linder’s piano dreamer is ever so soothing.

• The way Mozzie talks never fails to make me smile.

Before
She was so conceptless with her interactive cd assignment, she decided to see Siew Poh for consultation.

After
Mozzie: Yay, I am no longer conceptless!
Siew Poh: Yes, I conceptualized you.
Mozzie: NO! You unconceptlessified me!

• Finally I brought mommy to the college and enlightened her about how dressfully fashionable our fellow students here are. read more

This is the first time I brought Parmie back to Sban, and she (hmm… he? It? Shim? Okay nevermind, she then) is very excited!

But something was wrong with me. I kept seeing carcasses!

To be precise, I THINK I saw carcasses. Black little bird carcasses, along the road. I almost swore I saw more than 9 dead birds, 5 on the way to cyberjaya, and 4 (or more, im not sure) on the way back Sban. It was weird. There were unusual whopping flocks of birds today, along the highway, from the cyberjaya exit. And the way they flew off was weird. read more

“NOW U HAVE, NOW U DONT” is used best to describe our JRN210 Media Law module.
(Same goes to the “NOW U HEAR, NOW U DONT” Yahoo audibles.)

Mr EetMeansYiiah told us class had been moved to Saturday morning.

It means, yiah, i have to sacrifice my dance class Saturday morning to attend class.

But it’s okay cuz it means, yiah, Monday will have no class so i can still stay a day longer in Seremban. Mommy misses me!

Then, came Mr Jackyn Victor.. Oops, Justin i mean, who called Mozzie and spread the “Saturday’s class has been cancelled” news. Friends even posted bulletin on Friendster telling every one who is in Media Law class. read more

C-food Chowder

Main ingredients:
Cornflakes (internal), Chess nuts, sprinkled with “Caffein intolerance” herbs.

Okay, it is not fun to play with your caffein intolerance, I’ve learnt.

The first time was 2 cups of chamomile with Annie. And how wrong was I to think that chamomile aids one’s sleep. At least it doesn’t work for me. So I had a battle with insomnia that day.

2nd time. A cup of Café Mocha (summore it’s a SHORT one) with Mozzie in Bintang Ringgits (the Malaysian version of Starbucks) sent me to the Hiao of Insomnia again. read more