Look! This is my plastic face on a plastic card. I’m Alliance Bank’s new face!

…not.

Because everyone can have their faces printed across their very own credit card!! Alliance’s latest You:nique picture card allows you to do just that.

So exciting! You know how people always like to show off their credit cards with some shimmery colors esp gold and glaring platinum! Once i was tempted to apply for a credit card just because i liked the design (but it’s not like i need anymore credit cards). But now, you can have just the card you want. The plastic you have been longing to own, all your life. read more

This is me in his eyes.

dont worry i will put my kneepads on
walk around with you at your level
and i have LONG ARMS
so can get good ‘downward angle’

—Oliver Denton, 200cm.

Cheesie: How did you grow so tall? You eat like a hamster.
Oli: *shrug*
Cheesie: How tall are your parents?
Oli: Not tall at all. My mom’s about your height, and my dad’s slightly taller than her.
Cheesie: O.o
Oli: *whisper* Shhhh. It’s the post man.

HAHAHHAHA

His head is never in the picture. read more