A stinky dairy waste, a wacky bird and two veggies with their atas cameras in London are going through excruciating tests in mission to obtain the Certicicate of Camslutting.

Test One: Public Camslutting
Able to camslut at public places shamelessly. The more public the better.

Example: Outside Harrods.

Pose like no tomorrow.

Oblivious to the surrounding.

Test Two: Action
Speak louder than words of course. Do whatever it takes to slut for attention.

KISS.

Cheesie: *uses Penguage, ie Penguin Language* You’re so hot can die dot com. read more