MSNing is no different from verbal communication except that you move your fingers instead of your mouth.

I’m a self-professed MSN addict so please. Have some MSN etiquette too. If not I’ll just go siao and become a silent bunny.

Or worse. Now you know the truth behind why you see me offline forever.

So please please please. Avoid as many MSN sins (explained below) as you can. Build some good karma so that after you kaput, maybe, you will meet a red-head bunny and screw non-stop in heaven. Just maybe.

1.Excessive emoticons and winks

I know you are being extra emo during PMS and I can empathize, just don’t over do it ok? Winks are fine too but when you keep winking hor people will think your eyes are spastic and it is so infectious it makes my MSN windows retarded.

See if you keep winking, like this:

You might end up like this:

For the rest of your life!!

Scary anot!

2.Constant Nudging

Don’t you just hate it when you’re in the middle of typing something and someone decides to harass you by nudging then you find the last half of your sentence typed in the wrong window?

Just because you haven’t had sex in two days doesn’t give you the rights to molest me by nudging me nonstop until my MSN hangs and commits suicide. You pathetic orgasm-deprived morons.

Chances are they are the habitual spastic winkers too. Go away and get some wanking. Wink wank wunk.

3. The ZZZZ

Haizzz I noezz u r very the sienzzzz when u typez 10 linezzz and I onlyz replyzz a “yezzz”, until u r fallingz ZZZZ. Butz addingz ZZZ afterz everyz wordz likez dizzz izzz juzzzz bloodizz annoyinzzzzz. Sighzzzzz.

4. CAPs

YOU DON’T TYPE IN ALL CAPS WHEN YOU ARE NOT ANGRY. I’M TYPING LIKE THIS NOW BECAUSE I AM ANGRY. AND WHEN I TYPE LIKE THIS YOU KNOW IT IS TIME TO SHUT UP.

5. Font & background


I know you might be having a fancy gothic black background with Manson sticking his tongue out for your chat window. But keep in mind that most of us just like to be plain kosong. So if you type in such very snow white font you ask me how to read leh? Your sentences are so important i have to highlight every one of them izzzzit?

6. Typing one word one line

i

am

just

too

tired

of

scrolling

up

and

up

and

up

so

why

don’t

i

just

block

you

thank

you.

7. Alphemo

Alright. I tahan your wink. Fine. I swallow your emos. Fine. I decode all your fancy font. Fine. I decap all your CAPS and de-Z all your ZZZs. Fine. I can even ignore your nudge. FIIIIIIIINE!

But the very very very one thing I absolutely cannot tahan is the alphabetical emos. Let’s call it the alphemo.

Just don’t anyway anyhow anywee anycheese save any and every alphabet/numeric emo for collection ok. I don’t even need 26 to get a full blast headache.

One sentence i already feel like punching my bunny softie in the tummy til it gets punch-drunk.

What’s worse!!

You tell me what does that sentence mean. So cryptic!!

In order to decrypt, you have to

1. Click the emo.

2. Right click

3. Click “add”

To freaking see the actual code.

(Or is there a shorter cut? Pls pls pls lemmi know if there is. Cuz i always learn the hard way.)

So fun and interesting right?!?

Maybe.

MAYBE NOT!!!

TELL ME HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO FINISH DECODING????????////slashslashslash

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST MAKE CONVERSATIONS SIMPLER?

I’m outta here.

*breathes deeply*
*bends into a yoga bunny*
*ommmmhh*

Oh yea.

Only 7 sins? Where are the 8th, 9th and 10th sins right?

Ok ok.

8. I’m lazy to explain d so click here

9. I’m lazy to explain d so click here

10. I’m lazy to explain d so click here

P/S
Those of you who can’t view my blog properly pls lemmi know alright. It has problem loading in almost all browsers but IE. Sigh. Who can volunteer to fix it?

*bunny sobs*

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