50 first chats
October 19, 2005
Here i would like to explain to you why you are so lucky to still have my name on your MSN list, which is not permanently offline. And i would also like to demonstrate, in case you have missed my earlier entries about MSN Cheesorons, the reason why i am having so many one-off (sometimes more than that, but never exceeds 3) MSN conversations.This dude from friendster added me on MSN. Checked his profile on friendster, a German dude who came to KL, not too bad looking but i guess he shares the same incorrigible Narcissism with that Hello Kitty Pretty Boy. He took plenty of self-potraits on the bed, with a horny smile. (shivers).
BTW. This is how it is like during our first chat.
Sebastian says:
hi
cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
hi
Sebastian says:
how r u?
cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
fine thanx.
Sebastian says:
where do you stay?
Sebastian says:
study? work?
Sebastian says:
age?
cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
I would appreciate if you could be more considerate with your questions because i feel like im being cross-examined.
Sebastian says:
what? where you from?
cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
Fine. Im from PJ, studying, kissed my teenage goodbye two years ago.
Sebastian says:
ic
cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
you?
Then this guy went silent. Fine. Maybe he thinks im too old to fool with. Ok, or maybe he thinks im too young to make him a toyboy.This afternoon, he messaged again.
Sebastian says:
hi
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
hi?
Sebastian says:
how r u?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
fine thanx?
Sebastian says:
this is our first time chatting. ;)
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
huh? I feel sorry for you having to suffer the STML syndrome ala Leonard in Memento.
Sebastian says:
what is STML?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
Or ala Lucy in 50 first dates
Sebastian says:
where are u from?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
are you serious about that?!?
Sebastian says:
yea.
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
you are from Germany right.
Sebastian says:
thats right.
Was in a hurry to go out, so GTG’d.
When i got online again half an hour ago, he was here again. This time i was thinking of trying something different.
Sebastian says:
hi
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
hello, this is our first chat
Sebastian says:
right?
Sebastian says:
i was sure
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
right
Sebastian says:
ok then
Sebastian says:
how r u?
Sebastian says:
are you home?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
so where are u from
Sebastian says:
you should know
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
how would i know
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
this is our first chat
Sebastian says:
am from Germany
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
great
Sebastian says:
why u r so fierce ??
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
thats a great country with cheese to go with beers
Sebastian says:
seems u r heavy drinker
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
i dont drink.
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
at all.
Sebastian says:
then why u r so excited about the beer ?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
which letter of my sentence is alluding to excitement about beer?
Sebastian says:
ok then
Sebastian says:
so where do u stay?
Sebastian says:
age?
Sebastian says:
study?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
Cheez you are really serious arent you?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
u asked that already, cutie.
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
and im not gonna answer the 2nd time
Sebastian says:
when did i ask that?
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
the very first time we chatted
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
eat more walnut, dear firend.
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
i mean, in case you are allergic to cheese.
Sebastian says:
u know what… i don’t like girl with your style of talking
Sebastian says:
Sorry to be so honest
cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
No prob. Neither do i like to repeat my answer like a broken record.
Sebastian says:
fair enough
Sebastian says:
wish u a nice day
So this is how the conversation ends.
Now get the picture?
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wow.. that guy like have sinale or whatever it call..
senile
Hey, this Sebastian is a bastard!! He is not from Germany for god sake ( I never seen any germans are as rude as him) and he is originally from Turkey, The pics are fake and he looks fat ugly in real. U guys must be wondering how the hell did i know him? He used to be my stalker for a while and it was really terrifying, he even said something nasty to me such as ” show me your panty?” etc…. I ignored him and blocked him from msn. After few months, one handsome Sebastian guy added me in friendster ( the pics are obviously fake and pretendious, please!!) and started to ask me all kind of nasty questions ” do u feel honrny?” ” is your xxxxx wet?” He is the most nasty man i have ever seen in my life so far!! And guess how i discovered his nasty plan? This guy is quite dumb, he forgot to change his email address and it was how i found out la…. Btw, his name is Fadi, he is working in Sime Darby and staying in Cheras. I dun think it is immoral to disclose his details here, but this guy is crazy, so women out there, please be careful!!
Hm, I cant agree with you in this particular case.
I find this very funny!
LMAO.
hahahahahaha
the sarcasm thiny in the 3rd convo is hilarious!
WOW I cannot believe I just read that, it’s going to make my head explode, what a douche-bag! I just block peeps like that, I don’t give them the chance to try and hit me up with profiling questions! lol.
I like this blog post very much
You really have alot of patience to stand all these. lol!
hee
im just reading your old blog post
ohh my god == why is he so annoying. if im you. ill probably block this person when i know i dont know this person. coz i gt that a lot before. yeah. im mean xD but its just to avoid being annoyed by some unnecessary people.