Here i would like to explain to you why you are so lucky to still have my name on your MSN list, which is not permanently offline. And i would also like to demonstrate, in case you have missed my earlier entries about MSN Cheesorons, the reason why i am having so many one-off (sometimes more than that, but never exceeds 3) MSN conversations.
This dude from friendster added me on MSN. Checked his profile on friendster, a German dude who came to KL, not too bad looking but i guess he shares the same incorrigible Narcissism with that Hello Kitty Pretty Boy. He took plenty of self-potraits on the bed, with a horny smile. (shivers).
BTW. This is how it is like during our first chat.
Sebastian says:
hi

cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
hi

Sebastian says:
how r u?

cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
fine thanx.

Sebastian says:
where do you stay?

Sebastian says:
study? work?

Sebastian says:
age?

cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
I would appreciate if you could be more considerate with your questions because i feel like im being cross-examined.

Sebastian says:
what? where you from?

cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
Fine. Im from PJ, studying, kissed my teenage goodbye two years ago.

Sebastian says:
ic

cheesillicious~Anti Depressant? says:
you?
Then this guy went silent. Fine. Maybe he thinks im too old to fool with. Ok, or maybe he thinks im too young to make him a toyboy.This afternoon, he messaged again.

 

Sebastian says:
hi 

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
hi?

Sebastian says:
how r u?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
fine thanx?

Sebastian says:
this is our first time chatting. 😉

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
huh? I feel sorry for you having to suffer the STML syndrome ala Leonard in Memento.

Sebastian says:
what is STML?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
Or ala Lucy in 50 first dates

Sebastian says:
where are u from?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
are you serious about that?!?

Sebastian says:
yea.

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
you are from Germany right.

Sebastian says:
thats right.

Was in a hurry to go out, so GTG’d.
When i got online again half an hour ago, he was here again. This time i was thinking of trying something different.
 

Sebastian says:
hi 

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
hello, this is our first chat

Sebastian says:
right?

Sebastian says:
i was sure

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
right

Sebastian says:
ok then

Sebastian says:
how r u?

Sebastian says:
are you home?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
so where are u from

Sebastian says:
you should know

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
how would i know

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
this is our first chat

Sebastian says:
am from Germany

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
great

Sebastian says:
why u r so fierce ??

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
thats a great country with cheese to go with beers

Sebastian says:
seems u r heavy drinker

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
i dont drink.

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
at all.

Sebastian says:
then why u r so excited about the beer ?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
which letter of my sentence is alluding to excitement about beer?

Sebastian says:
ok then

Sebastian says:
so where do u stay?

Sebastian says:
age?

Sebastian says:
study?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
Cheez you are really serious arent you?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
u asked that already, cutie.

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
and im not gonna answer the 2nd time

Sebastian says:
when did i ask that?

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
the very first time we chatted

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
eat more walnut, dear firend.

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
i mean, in case you are allergic to cheese.

Sebastian says:
u know what… i don’t like girl with your style of talking

Sebastian says:
Sorry to be so honest

cheesillicious~Yo, wait for me, you holiday! says:
No prob. Neither do i like to repeat my answer like a broken record.

Sebastian says:
fair enough

Sebastian says:
wish u a nice day

So this is how the conversation ends.
Now get the picture?
 

 

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