Not only that. I think dolphins are also bimbos because their skin feels very plastic-like and when you attempt to knock on their head you can feel it’s empty inside.

I. swam. with. dolphins. ๐Ÿ˜€

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I mean the gay sharks.

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At Melka Dolphin Resort, Lovina Bali.

The tickets were quite expensive lo. I think we paid about USD36 each for just a 20min session with the dolphins. But damn worth it la! How often in your life do you get to swim with a dolphin!!!666

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Omgomgomg soooo cute!!!

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Ok, i have now decided that dolphins are the next cutest thing after Cheddie. I wanna keep one in my apartment.

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This is the dolphin’s… nose? The hole where it releases the… air.

That time i still couldn’t swim to save my life. So it’s damn embarrassing okay, the two dolphins kept flipping me around and the crew would have to drag me back cuz i couldn’t even move!

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*pats* “Good boy, go fetch!”

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OMG I SWEAR TO CHEESUS CRUST DOLPHINS ARE DAMN HORNY.

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*attacks* “help!” *drags*

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*attacks* “help!!!!” *drags*

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*attacks* “help!!!!omg666” *drags*

They are a playful bunch. Both of them are male. They kept swirling, turning me over like a kebab. And then… i swear, this dolphin poked my *ahem* from underneath with its… erm… beak.

Until i found out that it wasn’t the beak. It was the penis.

The dolphin. poked. my. backside. with. its. penis.

Its freaking gigantic penis.

Multiple times.

Just be careful lo girls. I mean, they are sweet and playful (perhaps a tad too playful). But very horny la i dunno why.

Okay i googled a bit for this entry because i realized i don’t know how to name dolphin’s various anatomy part properly.

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Ok. So it’s a blow… hole? And wtf is a melon? KY said usually melon refers to boobs. But but in the case of dolphin, apparently it’s the head.

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Omg dolphin embryo!

O.o

But really la. Dolphins are really, really really adorable.

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Especially when they smile. ๐Ÿ™‚

==End of Bali trip==

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