You know what’s funny? The other day i tweeted

“Dear Kuala Lumpur, please stop giving birth to more new shopping mall already. It is getting a bit pointless wtf.”

Now i am going to EAT MY WORDS.

Because! I am so excited about this new shopping mall opening in Malaysia! I mean, i still find other malls pointless. But this mall is different. It is not just a mall. It is Jipaban.

I used to window shop at Jipaban when it first launched in SG and was always a bit heart pain when i saw all the nice stuff labeled in SGD T__T. But it’s like a dream come true now Jipaban has finally launched in Malaysia! read more

I made two videos on Xtranormal! It’s so addictive wtf makes me wanna be a script writer wtf.

This is an animated version of my blog post on “Things You Say When You Have Too Much Shit“. A lot of people didn’t get it but watch this shit and you will have a better idea lol. *Puts on trippy music.

And this one is “Daily Argument with a British Bitch” wtf. I can only have two robots so obviously i’m the chioer one and my Brit Bitch looks like crazy frog.  I couldn’t find a Malaysian accent so i made myself Indian English Female cuz that’s like the closest thing to Malaysia wtf. read more

Like, you know, Ringo Tan in Shanghai.

Ok nvm i didn’t say that. Horrible pun.

Quick style shot update cuz haven’t slept in 90 years a zombie will win me in a beauty contest right nao.

#1

Just touched down after near 5 hours flight and checking in to Hyatt on the Bund still holding passport and look like ghost wtf. Acid washed jeans and Sabatina shoes from BACI.

#2

Touched up and changed before meeting Oli for lunch. Mickey Combo from Minimaos.

I LOVE FULL LENGTH HOTEL MIRRORS!

Oh and there’s a hole on my CreamCakeCam™ because one of the CreamCakes fell off T_T read more

Quick update after Hennesy Artistry Shanghai Press Con.

And guess who met the stars!!!!!!!!!

Sa Ding Ding, China’s new age artiste.

Seo in Young FTW!!!!!!!

(Yes, go on. You totally have my full permission to be jealous.)

She is super cute omgomgomg. And she has like one of the nicest Korean noses! I like.

And super tall Ciara who looks exactly like her wax fugure. And her backside nice until kenot nice wtf that’s what i’d been staring at whole day. She said she likes my hair! So if next time you see her with braided mermaid hair you know where it comes from hehehe. read more

For Hennessy Artistry.

Guess who i met wtf.

Email me if anything.

Because i’m in China, where everything is possible. Except maybe like Facebook and Twitter.

Way to go, China!

I dunno what’s gotten into me, but i just went and did the craziest thing to my hair at Chezz.

It’s called the Mermaid Perm. Or the Impulse Perm. Because you didn’t think twice before doing it. Well actually i did. I just didn’t believe i would actually do it.

I told a few friends i wanted to perm my hair and some of them were like DO ITTTTTT and some were NOOOOOOOO. The main reasons why i did it are

1. I had wanted the Mermaid Hair since forever! (like 2 days ago)

2. My hair looks like shit when i don’t tong it. Instead of tonging it every day i may as well get the  perm. (That’s what everybody thinks when their hair looks like shit) read more