Daily argument with a British bitch
This happens almost only everyday. Whenever i get in the car, i argue with this stupid bitch. I want to keeeel her. Below is an example of a typical argument we will conduct on a daily basis.
Bitch: In, nine, hundred, metres, exit, left.
Cheesie: Don’t bluff. The last time you asked me to go there, i got stuck in a bloody jam for one hour.
Bitch: …
Cheesie: HA! Nothing to say leh! You know I was right, don’t you?
Bitch: In, three, hundred, metres, exit, left.
Cheesie: Wei, change topic ah?
Bitch: Keep, left.
Cheesie: Huh? Where got left????
Bitch: Keep, left.
Cheesie: How can turn left here are you stupid or something???
Bitch: Exit, left.
Cheesie: SHIT.
Bitch: Turn, left, then turn, right.
Cheesie: WTF??? Left or right nao!!!? Can you make up your mind???
Bitch: At the roundabout, take, second, exit.
Cheesie: What second exit what??? You are in bloody Malaysia no body understand what second exit is. How about you say 12 o’clock? 9 o’clock? 3 o’clock? 6 o’ clock?
Bitch: …
Cheesie: Erm. Maybe not 6 o’clock. Hmmm, yeap. Nope.
Bitch: Exit, left.
Cheesie: Ya, you say only easy. How about you drive this bloody car and *i* give you bloody direction???
Bitch: In one, point, five, kilometres, keep, right.
Cheesie: Whatever.
Bitch: Speed limit is 90 kilometers per hour.
Cheesie: Hello this is Malaysia. Nobody cares. Who turf drives slower than 90 anyway.
Bitch: Speed limit is 90 kilometers per hour.
Cheesie: Erm, how about you shut up?
Bitch: Please slow down.
Cheesie: Shut. the. hell. up.
Bitch: Please slow down.
Cheesie: Fuck you.
Bitch: in, two, hundred, fifty, metres, turn, left.
Cheesie: What the???? JUST NAO YOU TOLD ME TO KEEP RIGHT ONE?!?!?!?!?
Bitch: in, one, hundred, metres, turn, left.
Cheesie: WHAT? NAO????
Bitch: Turn, left.
Cheesie: OH SHIT OH SHIT.
Bitch: Recalculating.
Cheesie: Fuck My Life.
It is driving me insane. Literally.
