Cheese of the day— New Zealand Mainland Smoked Cheese

Packaging: A pack of 12 slices (250gram)

Price: RM 6.50

Availability: Village Grocer, Bangsar Village

Ingredients: Cheese (minimum 60%) (milk, salt, culture, vegetarian/calves rennet), water, milk solids, emulsifies (331, 339), salt, flavor, colour (160b), preservative (200).

Apparently people who will like this cheese must have a salty tooth. Okay, I crapped that out but it is waaaaaaaaay too salty! ( I tried it with a couple of cream crakers.) read more

I’m still trying figure out why some guys are so incapable of coming up with creative cheese-up lines nowadays.

I don’t know if this happens to you but I often receive some sms’es from strange numbers which, without fail, read “Hi (or hie, hello), can we be friends (fren/ frens/ a fren, depends on his grammar culture)?”.

Then my reply would be “who (the cheese, depends on my mood) are you?”

Check out their replies.

Type 1
“You don’t know me. I just simply sent a message and found you.” read more