[warning] If you were born between December 22 and January 19, regardless of the year, you ARE a Capri. Now you better move your mouse to the top right corner and click that red X button. What? Shut up because I don’t care how good Mac is. And stop telling me how good Mozilla is, because it can’t even freaking load my blog properly!
Now go away. [/warning]
Fine. I knew you would read anyway.
………Fine. I knew you would read anyway.Some time ago Xia Xue was accused of being racist because of some hate stuff she wrote in her blog. Now I’m prolly gonna be labeled a horoscopist soon but I’m going to say it anyway.
If you so happen to be a Capricorn, VERY THE NO OFFENSE, I’m sorry because I so don’t wanna be your friend.
Too bad and so sad. Yea I know. I wish I could choose the month and day I would like to be born too.
But I reckon at least you deserve a specious justification of my horoscopism so lemmi tell you.
You should avoid me because, eventually, I will end up wanting to avoid (read:hate) you. So go far far away before you get hated by me, and hate me in return, which in result, I will end up hating myself for hating you and letting you hate me.
It’s a vicious cycle.
So what’s the point of getting to know someone whom you will eventually hate for hating you for no reason, right?
Yes you read it right, for NO reason. In case you misunderstand, it is highly personal, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you.
It’s just like, there’s no reason why you don’t like to eat ____(insert the name of the vegetable that you absolutely loathe, and which you would rather not *ahem* for three days than to eat it. And don’t lie because I know you do) , and heck out of so many different kinds of veggies out there, you eat everything but ___ (the said veggie)?
Shall I call you a Veggist who despises certain race of veggie then?
And you don’t like to eat it doesn’t mean it is not nutritious. It could be the most beta carotene-enriched veggie in the world that cures a rabbit’s hyperopia and you could be allergic to it. Rex (Bree’s husband in Deperate Housewives) ate a measly slice of onion and was off to the hospital.
My point is, I could be Capri-allergic (or phobic) so go away. Prevention is better than cure right. Furthermore, there’s no cure for this allergy/phobia.
i see no point for u to do so 😛
anyway,only becoz im a capri to say so too -_-
strange…. how could u hate something without a reason…. there must be a reason, maybe a reason that cant be explained.
btw, do u hate leonardo de CAPRIo? =P
do u know the legendary story bout aries and capri. ur eyes wil burst inyo tears when u know d story…
Daym! i wanna know abt the aries and capri story…
YOU’RE RIGHT. I do eat nearly every sort of veggie except for the bittergourd!!!
I’m so Capricorn. :p
yeah cappy stink ..
Im one .. yuk
But I’m so in love with me .. << confused
saudi arabia O.o
Well girl if you are Libra you should be afraid to the Capri’s because Libra and Capricorn are like house of Montague and Capulet. Your Capri phobic are acceptable.
If you born as Aries and living in America beware they will sell and betray you to the local Cancer for their friendship. The will ask Aries to help them fight Libra but will NOT help us back
If you are Virgo and Taurus they are friendly and boring friend.
If you Scorpio be careful because they will treat you like a snake even you aren’t one
If you are Pisces watch for your life because the River will dry because of drought like Abzu killed by Ea
If you are Leo they will treat you as Son and daughter as long your nice well they will poison you sometimes but that is Okay’s and acceptable.
If you are Sagittarius they will make you a Homo or worst to punishing Zeus crime upon Cronos
If you are Aquarius they will love you like desert to rain.
The other are should be okay they will treat you like peasant and rubbish but that is okay RIGHT! ^^
I laughed so hard at this….i am a cancer who is in love with a capricorn man…………… i cant take it!!!!!! i will NEVER ever ever ever allow myself to fall for one again …..never
omg! join the club!!! i’d love to date a cancer though
hmm, let see what i can share,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
– everytime i jokingly mentioned the traits of caps only for the laugh i get a snarky remark that he doesn’t want to be stereotyped. It’s just for a tease goddamnit!
– it seems that caps’ brains can’t compute jokes. everything is sooooo offensive. capricorns gotta be the worst sign so far for me that has no sense of humor at all.
– have you ever said/typed something wrong and they never missed a chance to harass you with it? “can you type properly??” “what the hell is wrong with your accent and pronunciation??”
– whatever we do is always wrong. when they correct us about it we have to accept it docilely but when it’s our turn to correct them OMFG they go mental and pissy.
never corrected the authorized figure aka capricorns. the world runs according to their world!