Stop complaining why i type so slow and that I complain that you type so slow.

Because I have the reason to and you don’t.

Everybody has the ability to type unless you are fingerless. I saw once a fingerless lady play bingo with a bingo blotter taped to her hand. It was both impressive and depressing at the same time. If I were you, I will knock myself with a 3-pounds edam on my head when I see the way Cheesie types.

Because, Cheesie is typingly-challenged.

Not that I am dyslexic or having fingeretardation. Simply because, my nails are long. Like, freaking long. read more

Let’s play the guessing game again.

What pink is this?

It looks like some roseate contact lens Xia Xue will wear.

Prizes for those who get it right again!

=D

More PINKish story.

hip-hoppy honey faces and sugar pies !!

The other day, albert made a promise.

Let’s see if he will fulfill it.

Which i then opened.

He wanted to remain “mysterious” so i fain did as he requested and pixelated his handsome face. But i think it is such a waste cuz honestly albert, you have never looked this good before, not even now, LOL. Hey come on who looks better in the IC than in real person right? You should feel special.

(In case you change your mind and want to de-mystify yourself facially, i would be more than happy to do so. =D ) read more

*grins like an oaf*

Finally the whole maelstrom of misunderstanding has (kind of) come to an end. I haven’t been sleeping well for two days, and this is gonna the third day because i was too happy to fall asleep.

Just one sentence, (which i’ve never ever expected myself to say, but yes, from the botton of my heart):

Thank you Wendy, you rock.

And of course i won’t leave you out kenny. =)

NEWSFLASH!

Beware of the latest plague in town–The LOLitis!!

There’s a high suspicion that LOLitis is caused by a new virus scientifically identified as the Loller, which is vastly transmitted through oral consumption, mainly by wild snex lovers.

Upon first bite, you will go comepletely, hopelessly, incorrigibly lol-a-lolish.

Let’s witness the process of the first ever LOLitis infection case:

The encounter

The snex tasting

Permenant infection

Well uhm… hard sell

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