A lot of people have been asking if my chalk diet works.

Hell yea it does.

I would really love to share my secret with you but the thing is, I am not sure if it works for the uncheesables.

This is how my imaginary chalk diet works: It requires some diligent Ringoistic meditation practice. And I’m not sure how I’m supposed to teach you that.

First of all you need to be a cheese. If not it doesn’t work.

Secondly, let me ask you one question first.

Which combination is better?

Cheese and wine, or cheese and chalk? read more

I’m feeling kinda sick today. Maybe my new diet is talking its toll on me.

I’m kinda on this imaginary chalk diet recently you see. It makes me lose appetite, which is such an excheesingly strange (but wonderful) thing.

Mozzie almost fainted when i sniffed abit in the Snyder’s Cheddar Pretzel bag and gave it back to her intact–a bit like how Hutch in Wallace and Gromit responds to carrots after the vege-brainwash process.

But my new diet makes me HAPPY!

But then again there’s a price to pay you see. The side effects are not to be prayed prayed. I’m turning unusually nocturnal (and Albert Santoro strongly recommends me to go consult a noctor), dreadfully insomniac (i’m sleeping later and waking up earlier) and highly distracted (what did i just type?) read more

Cheese Shop for sale (desperately).

Business Sector: Classic Cheese, Cheese Antiques
Location: Cheeserland
Price: Not disclosed (but highly negotiable)

Brief:
We now present at your attention a very rare offer for a single-storey cheese shop coming with a cheese pond of 100 sq.m, situated in a popular village some 5-7 km from the town of Cheeserland. It is fully furnished with elaborated cheese deco. Early viewings and decision are highly recommended.

Genuine reason for sale:
The owner is desperately in dire need of money for a heart transplant.
She needs a whole new break-proof heart to live a cheesier life. Some mercy please. read more

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Wendy the Bombshell!!!

and Wendy the Super Bombshell and Kelv

and Wendy the Super Mega Bombshell

Wendy the Bombshell then sent me these super cool PS brushes made of feathers and laces. So goli!! Damn cool.

Then i did something lame with it la. I’m a lame cheese what to do. Like *someone* says, my photoshop sucks. lol. Wendy does far better with those super brushes but i am so loving them!

BTW Wendy i so dig the Meiji Strawberry GumiChoco!
Damn shiok.
lol.

The looooong awaited Cheescapade!! =D

*Tosses parmesan confetti and throws at everyone*

Have cheese!

N weeks ago, Albert had his hair highlighted.

Blue.

Now I have to call him Al-blue-bert.

The thing is, he seemed to be the only one who believes that his hair is bluish, when in fact everyone else thought it was greenish.

Bluebert got paranoid. He started grabbing everyone in sight by their collars/sleeves and asked, “What color is my hair? Huh huh huh ?”

I was one of his sleeve grabbing victims (Thank Cheesus I was not wearing sleeveless).

Bluebert: “What color is my hair? Huh huh huh ?”
Cheesie: “Uhm… *gazes at his hair for 10 sec* Green…ish?”
Bluebert: *utters a loooong sigh of disappointment*
Cheesie: “well… how bout uhm… turquoise?”
Bluebert: *eyes glisten with joy* REALLY??
Cheesie: But……*hesitates*
Bluebert: But what?
Cheesie: It makes you look like a peacock!
Bluebert: 0_o read more

Before i noticed, i was already talking to Mozzie in JJ’s language.

I went by the nick “cheesillicious~Yea you’re right i’m crazy” on MSN quite some time ago.

ChingChing will wait for free time to scribble says:
i disagree with you being crazy, i think you’re just pretty cheesy

cheesillicious~Yea you’re right i’m crazy says:
he said i am

ChingChing will wait for free time to scribble says:
aww…. there there

ChingChing will wait for free time to scribble says:
which cheesagarten did he go to? read more

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

I lost my wallet 5 MONTHS AGO, and they found it today.

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Bloody hell.

After all the painstaking queueing and registrations and waiting and post-wallet-lost sufferings, you tell me now you FOUND MY WALLET.

The person who stole/picked up my wallet kept it under his/her/its/shims pillow for five months waiting for the money and coins to mate each other is it? Then he/she/it/shim finally accepted the fact that money is sterile and therefore decided to surrender it back to its owner is it?! Or are you LUCY people just plain LAZY to even pick up the phone and call the panicked wallet owner while saying “serves her right” and after five months you read an article about not returning other people’s belongings might end you up rotting in hell and hence the phone call is it?!? read more

PINK of The Day
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It’s liquid in a container no doubt.

But what liquid is that?

Answer is lavender iced tea with jelly cubes.

=)

And…

Thanx to KENNY SIAAAA

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Just to demonstrate how regular consumption of cheese strenghthens the bond between Ringoists and enhances their cheesy telepathy.

*edits cheesie:
For Ringoism lingo illiterate, CCCA—Cheesy Cheeses Cheese Acheese.

Cheesie: myspacebarisscrewed

Mozzie: then how do you put space?

Cheesie: pressharder

Cheesie: butithurtsmynails

Mozzie: myspace baris screwed = three words wei that actually exist

Cheesie: wow myspace has their own spacebucks

Mozzie: like friendster cafe? but friendster claims not to be connected to it read more

This is a magic cheese carpet more magical than Doraemon’s Dokodemo Doa.

Just click on wherever you want to go and prepare to embark on the cheesiest journey!

Lord of the Ringoism.
=Because i’m a Cheesecapist=