Pun of the day:
Peacock: Let’s mate.
Cheesie: Shattap, you cock of a pea size!
Peacock: Hoi! I’ll sue you for defeatheration!(to be continued…)
This particular random MSNer MSNed me just now.









The rest of the chat here:
(Bugger, i can’t copy and paste directly, cuz i need to manually fill in all his missing Ws because of his stupid alphemo, Grrrrrr)
bluemmm says:
r u interest tat
cheesie de~ licious says:
haha
cheesie de~ licious says:
how much discount
bluemmm says:
25%
cheesie de~ licious says:
do i get free product?
bluemmm says:
condom u want
cheesie de~ licious says:
condom only?
bluemmm says:
what u want
cheesie de~ licious says:
what do you have?
(I was hoping that he would at least mention something like the strawberry penis candy devoured by a certain warm igloo habitant sometime ago, since vibrator is banned in Malaysia. -_-lll)
bluemmm says:
condom loh
cheesie de~ licious says:
……
bluemmm says:
if u done well
bluemmm says:
i will look how
bluemmm says:
emm
bluemmm says:
to send u a gift loh
cheesie de~ licious says:
what gift?
bluemmm says:
emm
bluemmm says:
www.ineedhouse.com
bluemmm says:
i will c how loh
cheesie de~ licious says:
Thanx for the offer anyway.
cheesie de~ licious says:
I need to blog now. LOL.











May 10th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
le alpha-emo abusing twits are obviously as one-dimensional as the emos themselves.
*shakes feathery head*
May 10th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Oh my cheese.. what a loser.. you know why? Cuz he or other people from that place are asking other girls to be moderators too..
Tako kena…and at the same time getting buaya’d by him/one of them.. and the forum.. waste of my time looking -_-
May 10th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
cool… i like those Alphemo!!! send me a few pls. i collect them. LOL. rather handy at times.
May 10th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
And you didn’t take up his offer? Damn…
I mean.. he has some interesting products in the website.
May 10th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Anonie:More update on that later.
May 10th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
How did u expand your messenger window so much looonnggg??
Btw, you get free condom or you get 25% discount of condom??
-_-lll
kekeke…
May 10th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
lol ah beng buayas tryin to speek power england
May 11th, 2006 at 2:39 am
-_-”
May 11th, 2006 at 7:08 am
well, what a concidence..i was approached by the same fella too. but i politely declined his offer to be a Mod thou.
*chuckles*
May 11th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Eh, cheesie… u mis-used the copyright of my swt sign, and now everyone’s using it!!
BAYYAAAARR DUUUUIT!!!
*p/s That fella chatted with you, england damn powderful la wei, i too cants matching up to him lehh… now i so very the feeling shamed!! How can eh????
-_-lll
May 11th, 2006 at 9:27 am
Lemonade: you wish ra. You’re not the first person who came up with it reh. =P
You will only comment when u have compraints izit? =P
So what happen to the massive spamming friendster burretin?
May 11th, 2006 at 9:37 am
-_-lll -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll -_-lll
hahaha!
May 11th, 2006 at 10:42 am
i’m kinda just thinking, why on earth does he approach you as a moderator.. o.0
i’m not saying you’re not capable or anything but in terms of experience, why does he choose a lovely cheese loving lady to become a moderator.
hmm.. *think*
i’m baffled.
May 11th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Talking to alphemo loserish condom pushers has been proven to be one of the main causes of brain cancer.
May 11th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Nyahahahahaha, and you actually bothered to layan him. You must have been quite free, no? Though I’m actually quite surprised that INeedHouse does have a website o.O; ! So high-tech liao.
May 11th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
I was half expecting you to reply: Only if the site sells cheese flavoured condoms..
May 11th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
eh.. i got another case that happen to myself. this guy drop me a message that goes like this…
random: hi,fren nice to meet u.
can i do fren wif u ???
May 11th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Please respect the person mean respect yourself.
May 11th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Dannyfoo:Hello Danny. I’m not the only person he approached. Apparently he’s been asking everyone on his MSN the same question, to both guys and girls.
Anonie(17:12): Erm… Please respect english?
May 12th, 2006 at 2:10 am
Heh?? What massive spamming of the friendster bulletin? If it’s about the cool profile thingie, it’s not my fault!! Everyone kena-ed!!
And no i dun only comment when i wanna complain.. i’ll jz nudge u till u cheese out… muahaha!!
Btw, it’s been ages u’ve called me dat… lemonade?! ahahaha!!
-_-lll
May 12th, 2006 at 5:48 am
ROFLMCAO @ “Please respect english?” xoD
seems like this bluemmmkelvin and jayjay/jayjayjay don’t give up :oP Tako still kena msg in myb from jayjayjay…
July 22nd, 2007 at 1:54 am
this guy is a disgrace to us guys… if i were to be a barbarian, i would’ve castrated this guy personally for being such a jackass… does he have a brain? why would girls want condom for…???