Pun of the day:
(…continues)Peacock: Oh shattap. I know you want my twelve incheese in cheese.
Cheesie: *snubs* Talk to the hen.
Peacock: But you’re a bunny!
Cheesie: *rolls eyes* Duh. Hence no mating.
Peacock: *winks* We can make easter eggs.
After yesterday’s entry, some people said i siao cuz i turned down such a yummy offer.
=(
But to spend so much time moderating a sex forum for a chance to get a 25% discount for, erm… condoms, is siaoer no?
To justify my action, i decided to visit ineedhouse to see if i really am missing out so much.
And there i was.
My first time visiting a sex shop!
*shy*
Eager, i walked into the shop hoping for some great sexcovery.
BUT!
Much to my dismay…
I found…
0_0
I walked further, hopefully to spot some kinky looking sex(y) toys.
Then again…
Walaoness, look at what other things i found.
LOL peeps do you play majong during your hola-hola session?
Apart from flavored condoms and lubricators and some lame suggestive costumes, (my bunny suit is waaaaaay better ok!) the only dubiously sexual looking item in the shop turned out to be a body protector–a personal alarm cum pepper spray. No pun intended.
I mean, how much more irrelevant to hot steamy *ahem* the stuff they sell can be?
Maybe i’m utterly unimaginative and lack sense of creativity, but you tell me, how can some key chains and crystal decos and money god charm bracelets spice cheese up your sex life?
Ok la. Prolly when you are screaming god’s name in vain, you wish at least the (money) god is beside you to witness it.
Oh oh by the way, there’s this one more thing called the Jelly Cum Cup Stimulator thingie. Whatever TF it means. After reading the caption, i sort of got an idea how it works. It says “vibrating oral action”.
All the MSN wink-wankers should buy this la! Dang. I’m sure it will sell like hot cheese soon.
That’s about the only *toy* i saw ler.
BUT!
That’s for guys! What about us GIRLS? Huh huh huh? Not fair! Why do only guys get the pleasure. -__-lll
Anyway.
When i walked out from the shop, i looked up and realized something…
No wonder lo.
Sigh. What a major disappointment.
BUT!
I’ve got a surprise from, who else but the sexay Penguin!
Ta Daa!
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All the way from Melbie!
After all, I don’t need to be a sex forum moderator la. =P
May 11th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
aduh i thought it was really something kinky. even the sex shop in my small town of 200k pop has better stuff. but what is the most kinky or ridiculous sex stuff you have seen. bunny suit not apply.
May 11th, 2006 at 11:00 pm
cheesie, the dick sweet so small wan =P lol
May 11th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Hahaha, what a disappointment
and hmm, doesn’t kedai serbaneka kinda mean, convenience store? *puzzled*
That shop sure sells lotsa random stuff! Agegegege.
May 11th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
-melbie looks raunchy & deprived.
-where’s the tonguing action on that lollydick??!!
anycheese, seeing u gals had lotsa fun with those thingies, i bet u can chuck away all your vibrators & dildos outta ur closet dy.
*winks*
May 11th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
Whoa. I swear it wasn’t like that before!
And OMG how’d you get Jasiminne to look like you?
This brings new meaning to dick cheese. :O
May 11th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
12 incheese!!!!? a bit boastful for a peacock. but what’s a peacock without ego? lol.. lame peacock?
too much exposure to infrared rays.
May 12th, 2006 at 12:05 am
Wao. Presenting the penis candy at the open stage at Pyramid?
Cheese and Penguin rawk. =)
May 12th, 2006 at 12:06 am
mercy mercy mercy..
funky funky funky..
May 12th, 2006 at 12:14 am
calvin, I can’t be calm if Ms. Cheese is holding a dick sweet that is 5.8″ long and 1″ in diameter.
I have a good imagination.
May 12th, 2006 at 12:53 am
Look so horny when you holding it! LOL!
May 12th, 2006 at 1:24 am
maybe is becoz of Malaysian Law so not much kinky stuff are allow to be sold there?? jus wild guess anyway. Interesting post..
May 12th, 2006 at 3:38 am
Does the sweet straightened and lengthened??…
kekeke…
May 12th, 2006 at 4:28 am
lost for words…
but since the sweet is in the view… i sincerely hope that you’re not going to post something like what the penguin did in her latest post…
May 12th, 2006 at 5:55 am
that’s a sex shop :S i think i went there two years ago in MV..rather tame but understandable..
so how was your present from melbie? tako says can bring from perth oso xD
May 12th, 2006 at 8:09 am
din know the size of a pea is 12 incheese xD
May 12th, 2006 at 10:57 am
ineedhouse is such a joke!! i notice the “kedai serbaneka” on the first pic… haha
anyway, i guess the guy duping you into the moderator job, besides he is just plain cheap… 25% off condoms for a female!! come on… haha… i think he is playing hooky..
that is one tiny lolli… i wonder it will grow if you dip it in cheese!!
hmm.. whats wrong with your eye? eye sore? get well soon..
May 12th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Been to sex shop in San Fran, much more choice for girls.
May 12th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
thats a stupid shop
May 12th, 2006 at 11:13 pm
what flavor is that candy?
May 13th, 2006 at 10:04 am
Their online shop hosts more items than their retail one. Maybe due to certain parties, they weren’t allowed to sell them in their retail outlet or maaybe it’s because they’ve noticed people prefer to be ‘discreet’ when buying these item.
Can’t have a Datuk or Datin found shopping there now can we..
May 13th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
lol what a tame sex shop!
melb has them everywhere… duh..
May 15th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
nice, tat had selling a lot lovers products
May 15th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
nice, tat had selling a lot lovers products