Pun of the day:
Keju: *packs bunny in suitcase*
Bunny: *packs bunny suit just in case*
When Peachick sent me this photo, I went omicheezcheesuscrust non-stop for 5 minutes.
Omicheez Cheesus Crust!
A bigass wall ad!
How often do you see a life-size you on the street? Cheez, I wonder how Amber Chia feels man. She sees herself everywhere wherever she goes. Not creepy one meh?
Excited, I went to KLCC to see myself for myself.
OMC! After careful scrutiny, I reckon I might want to take back some things I’ve said awhile ago in my Maxis entry.
They actually show my legs! (They didn’t show it on paper ad.)
Ok la, granted. It’s quite difficult to PS the reflection on the ground so my apolocheese.
After admiring myself the reflection of the water for awhile, I suddenly went wait-a-minute-WTFish.
>__“please come for a casting because you are shortlisted for a so and so print ad”, and when you ask for the pay they will tell you a figure that pushes your eyebrows inwards. Then you ask again “ WTF Sorry, but how come so little ah? It’s for (insert a bigtime company’s name) wor”, then they will reply you “Oh, the budget is low because it is only a small scale print ad that will only be out in the paper/brochure/mag”. They are not even sure which print it is.
Got such giant size tabloid ah?
You guys go MPH pick up an “Intro to Advertising”, turn to page 24, they will tell you this is an outdoor ad, print your ass!
-_-
It is not the first time happening lor. Previously some Z cosmetic company also paid me peanuts hazelnut ok la walnut (definitely not coconut) for a photoshoot they claimed “will only be printed on brochures for display at the cosmetic booths” (You know, those purchase-RMXXX-worth-of-product-and-get-a-free-makeover-and-some-weird hairstyle-and-get-stuffed-in-some-mink-and-hola-look-here-smile-and-*click*-and-print gimmick.)
Then I see myself smiling happily in X magazine
and Y magazine
Watson catalogue
and big banners in shopping malls.
ONLY BE DISPLAYED AT THE BOOTH YOUR ASS.
LIARSSS.
smashpOp being his usual siao self.
Fucckaccino. I don’t get paid RM so-and-so to be humiliated like this ok! Imagine how many ball-scratching balding hamsuplows will ogle at your half unbuttoned top and god knows what they’ll do to the wall.
I’m going to sue Maxis kao kao!
Don’t angwee ok Maxis people who read this. By the way i love your RM1 for 1000 SMS Maniac Monday. 
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Life-size you.. you on brochures, in magazines, on buntings… heh..small time model meh? hehehe. Like I told you..Amber Chia steps down, Cheesie steps up ;o)
About old hamsup lohs ogling, I think it won’t just be them.. it’ll be hamsup loh - old and young alike.
May 22nd, 2006 at 8:06 pm
how long is the queue to be your escort?
i hope there’s vacancies for the chauffeur’s job.
May 22nd, 2006 at 8:21 pm
my friend’s dad is the editor of Maxis..haha..but in East Malaysia only
May 22nd, 2006 at 8:35 pm
i reckon you are proud and happy on that…
although you may have the risk of “illusionally molested”
kekeke…
May 22nd, 2006 at 8:49 pm
errr: well you have to queue after 726632638 starving souls (therefore bring your own camp and canned food) to get a permit to queue to get the number to queue for registration. Have fun.
Jamie: Hello Jamie =) Ask your friend’s dad if he needs bunnies in the next ad.
Anonie: still it constitutes sexual harrassment. But yea, kinda like a new thing to me =P
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:07 pm
haha.. dat must be real weirdooooo… kenot imagine!! I must look for dat ad when in m’sia and take pic with it.. wahahhaha
May 22nd, 2006 at 9:53 pm
- c o m m e n t -
Anyway, won’t ppl recognize u when they see the ad and also the model in person? LoL…
o_O|||
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:14 am
cheese cheese.. why did u flip the first pic?
I was in the maxis centre last weekend. was your print there back then? i didnt really observe anything that day. was in a rush. in fact, i haven’t been to klcc for a loooooong time.
and.. hmm.. i dont get to enjoy the RM 1 for 1000 SMS Maniac Monday. I’m on postpaid. -.-
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:22 am
a2blog: it ain’t flipped, it’s only a mirror…
it’s not the matter how long haven’t you been to klcc…
kekeke…
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:05 am
think the ad was ok, cept’ the leg..ur leg look kinda weird in that ad, dunno how to describe..
looks erm, kinda awkward thou.
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:11 am
what!!!!That lOooooong a queue?O_o!!! tell u what.. i chauffeur for free and i’ll throw in the house cleaning and gardening for free too… take me…pls….. ;P
I can cook too if u want.
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:43 am
anonymous:
yeah.. i figured that out when i had a second glance on the pic, after i post the comment. so, it was mirrored image eh?
and i really have not been to klcc for ages.. =.= like sooooooooooo long.
May 23rd, 2006 at 3:16 am
Cheesie:
Is the bigass ad only available at the KLCC i-Centre?
About the fact you’re being “conned” (sorry, I can’t think of any other appropriate term), but, well.. you seems unhappy the way the conned you by saying pictures taken are the brouchures and so & so things but in fact they print it in ‘outdoor’ scale or at least bigger than A4. I think you shouldn’t be upset that the fact is that they conned you (pay small print big..real big). They’re helping you to sell your image.
I don’t know if Amber Chia is just merely your colleague.. friend or relative or whoever, don’t you wanna be as marketable as her.. one day ? I don’t know if you have appeared in high-profile ads or just some freelance earning some extra papers because I don’t even know you (i strolled into this blog of your and found it interestingly funny apart from the fact the lenglui pics I can see). But hey, go step by step. They’re doing something indirectly in your favour.
I will be looking forward to see your face at every giant billboard (ie. at the traffic lights). Good luck and have a good day.
*no hard feelings please.
Cheers.
PS: Can I have one digitally personally-autographed hi-res ad? Send it to [endroo at G mail dot com]. Thank you very much.
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:09 am
so that ad was you huh? i think i saw it somewhere somehow when i was on vacation in malaysia…
anyway!! keep up the good work. i belief that you will land yourself a big gig soon… but remember!! to read what you sign… you can use that as proof to get more money!!! =)
May 23rd, 2006 at 8:46 am
Agree with Endroo…u have the potential…make it big…we’ll be supporting…
I guess youth is your greatest weapon xD
May 23rd, 2006 at 9:39 am
endroo G: So far i’ve only seen it in KLCC.
I wouldn’t say “con”, but I call it “exploitation”.
Yes they are helping me sell my image, *indirectly*, and you can say it is for exposure and so on, but that doesn’t mean they can underpay a talent.
If that’s the case, in the future, advertisers will just pay the talent RM100 and make him/her do whatever for the commercial and put up bigass billboard at Sg Besi highway. And trust me, tons of girls are willing to do that for that kind of pay for so-called “exposure”.
What i’m saying is, there’s a certain market value for each kind of commercial and they shouldn’t spoil the market like this, at least pay what we deserved to be paid according to the nature of the advertisement.
I’m not related to Amber in any way. Just happened to have friends who know her.
But keep accepting underpaying commercial wouldn’t get me anywhere near Amber. But yes, i agree with you on going step by step.
BTW, autograph on you way.
cheese!
May 23rd, 2006 at 11:54 am
*blush*
May 23rd, 2006 at 1:50 pm
extra free publicity..
cool..
just pray that they don’t put it onto a much more big@$$ ad billboard by the roadside or outside the Maxis building..
i can see that coming..
haha..
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:27 pm
hmmm…they are wrong cheating to you but they might made ur parent proud when ppl start saying…
wah…lu cabo kia sui ho(ur daughter pretty ho)
wah…ta lok ler uh e eh sio eng(whre also got her photo)
anyway liar is a liar…burn down their company…
May 23rd, 2006 at 4:30 pm
So dark the con of man.
kekeke…
May 23rd, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Wah, makes me wanna apply for Maxis postpaid so I have an excuse to visually molest you every month.
And WHOA check out my arms, yo. I don’t look so skinny! And yay to the left face.
May 23rd, 2006 at 10:06 pm
did many people see you admiring yourself?
May 23rd, 2006 at 11:27 pm
Whalau, people are using Dan Brown’s riddles. PS, find Robert Langdon.
Chairman Meow: I think people don’t recognize her for the real person… in ad, all use make-up. Look at the pictures, she got no make up that day at KLCC.
Cheesie: Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannk youuuuuuuuuuuuu very much.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:06 am
Wow babe! I bet I’ll be seeing you everywhere when I get back to KL for holidays! Way to go!!
May 24th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Urm, most agencies are like that here..? Not honest..?
i guess that’s why some models have managers or agencies to protect them. hmm…
May 25th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Hi, i saw that big poster too, about a month ago cz im jz working at maxis tower. wanted to snap it & send to u one day..but now u’ve seen it already! hehe
May 25th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Encore! Encore!
May 26th, 2006 at 10:03 am
Hi There,
I was going to ask you to be my guinea pig to test try my company’s lingerie and blog about it…but after reading your tirade on Maxis…scared liao. Oh well..guess have to hunt for another happenning gal blogger.
Mandy
May 26th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Mandy: LOL sounds fun. Well if you change your mind you know where to reach me.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Yaya….we get it…u r so popular…show off freak!
May 27th, 2006 at 1:31 am
whooh… guinea pig for lingeries?! =)
My fingers crossed for the report photos.
May 27th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Anti-Cheese: Why thank you!
May 30th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
AAAAAAHHH!!! That’s you???!
No wonder lar, so pretty and all
May 30th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Hallow there…
Im a new reader of yr blog,and..funny lar u. I have always wanted to do this ad thingy, but somehow have never trusted those “talent scouts” ppl who have approached me at Midvalley and KLCC. I always imagine that they’re gonna make me strip naked or sumthing at the studio(?) Also hor, sumtimes I wonder whether Im good enuff, or am I just being perasan, thinking Im good enuff. Im quite short oso leh… 5′2 only. Not as slim as Id like to be oso. Sigh, now ive gone and made myself depressed. Any input? Tqqq so much.
May 30th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Sharon: Hello welcome! Well some of the talent scouts are really just scams. So just becareful. You can always try out, no harm doing so.
There’re tons of talent agencies out there, and they need all sorts of talents, so you might just fit into a particular category they are looking for.
Good luck!
July 26th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
This day I find some files of free porn video download.
July 27th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
by any chance, do you know who sings the song in the new maxis ad?
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April 27th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Hi
can i know which advertisement agency you went to? thanks
August 26th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
hey.would like to know which talent agency u went too.Im really interested in commercial and board printing but cant seem to find a agency.
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