Pun of the day:
I really wanna swiss the outcome of my most anticheesepated match!
Kay Ann Ann See See Bee.
>_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_<
I can't believe i stayed up till 5am this morning for Ahn Jung Hwan.
Sobz. Korea couldn't make it to the final 16. So heartbroken. It's the French's fault too. No, it's stupid Togo's fault.
Oh yea! It's the Dickhead‘s (The head of Korean team Dick
Avocado Advocaat. WTF? He advocates dicks?) fault too!
I officially hate Appenzell, Emmental, Finlandia, Fribourgeois, Gruyere, Piora, Royalp Tilsit, Saanenkaese, Sap Sago, Sbrinz, Schabzieger, Tete de Moine and Vacherin-Fribourgeois.
I’m gonna eat kimchi for a week and boycott swiss cheese
forever… for a year… two months… ok one week.
Why were the Swiss wearing red? It’s supposed to be Korea’s color. Can’t they wear like, pink?
Why was Ahn Jung Hwan not playing in the first half?
Screw Swiss holes! >_<
Throughout the game…
Cheesie: OMC they fall liddat all the time, not pain meh?
Cheesie: Kesian them… their knees won’t hurt one ah!?
Cheesie: OMC where’s Ahn Jung Hwan?!?
L : He’s prolly playing the second half.
Cheesie: Ei this swiss dude quite cute eh …
L :HOI! Traitor! You’re supposed to be supporting the Koreans…
Cheesie: Where’s Ahn Jung Hwan!!!!
L :*suddenly shouts at the telly in rage* Hey not fair! That’s an offside!!
Cheesie: *blur* What’s an offside?
L :It’s when the attacking player is trying to…
Cheesie: OMC this guy is cute! What’s his name?
Cheesie: Number 19… Jae Jin! Yea, so what’s an offside?
L :*tries to explain, hands gesturing* When the striker plays ahead of the…
Cheesie: *eyes glued to the telly* Jae Jin!! Jae Jin!!
Cheesie: Jae jin is damn cute. Oh yea what’s an offside again?
OK NO MORE WORLD CUP FOR ME OREDI.
Excuse me while i go out to eat and mourn for Korea.