Pun of the day:
Peacock: Yo, when are you gonna end your periods?
Cheesie: Soon.
Peacock: Can I end your periods with an enter?
Peacock: *Enters to end your periods*
Cheesie: So ur name is menopause?
Peacock: MAN! Oh, pause.

Lemon Cheesecake

When life gives you a huge lemon on a cake,
Maybe it’s time to have a break!

Strawberry

Hungry for strawberries like never before?
Well then, maybe you should have some more!

Dark Luxury

In a secluded sensuous haven, so dark and alluring,
Take your own sweet time to satisfy your craving. read more

Pun of the day:
There are still some sporadick annoynymous(es) in Cheeserland.

You see, Cheeserland is a haremonious little sanctuary for mutated bunnies.

The owner loves animals.

She often mutates into harelucinates that she mutates into different animals.

The migration to Cheeser-dot-com-land was a wise move. It has rabbically reduced the amount of cuntless countless anonymouses, or should i say anonymice? Because mouses sounds wrong… Damn, this is annoying. I can never spell the word correctly. What’s the plural for annoynymous? read more

Pun of the day:
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
(Nope i didn’t come up with this. I stole it from somewhere cuz i think it’s cool. :D)

Kenny. says:
*eats calcium*

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
why u period meh

Kenny. says:
!

Kenny. says:
what period?

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
period lor

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
you know… 😛

Kenny. says:
i don’t have period!

cheesie~lepak kao kao says:
got!

Kenny. says:
where got! read more