Pun of the day:
There should be a Nobelly Prize for someone who can finally eliminate everyone’s slimming woes. Even if there’s only a slim chance, it’ll be worth the weight.
Admit it. Your BMI indicates optimal weight, but you still wanna be slimmer.
I’m getting lotsa comments saying how strange it is for me to eat so much yet not gain any weight.
The truth is,
I DO have my fair share of “fat time”.
I can balloon up really easily. Of course, i never post any unflattering fat photos of myself, therefore, everyone assumes that i’m slim all the time.
“But you are slim enough already! Why lose weight? Are you nuts, i mean, cheeses?”
You exclaim.
The truth is,
I am slim enough. In real life.
BUT NOT IN PHOTOS.
I can look as if i’m five months pregnant if the shot is not angled properly. Everybody knows the camera puts 10 pounds on you. That is why photography models are always extra skinny so that they look “just nice” in photos. Likewise, if you look “just nice” in person, you will look “a bit on the plump side” in photos.
True, there’s this operating theatre known as Photoshop and we can always perform digital surgery on ourselves. Cheese bless Photoshop. However, you may be able to PS your own photos to your heart’s content, but others might not PS your photos for you.
That’s why celebrities always look so much skinnier in real life; because they are striving to appear fat-free in the newspapers!
So cham right. 
All of us average-weight people are dying to lose more weight (even though there’s a chance of looking anorexic in real life) JUST FOR THOSE DAMN PHOTOS!
“Eh, i look fat in this pic. My tummy is bulging wei. Gosh, i have fat arms! Fine, i’m skipping dinner later!”
Tell me i don’t look fat!
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Man, I find it depressing.
Come to think of it, it is not our fault that we constantly want to be skinnier (mom, stop freaking out).
BLAME THE DAMN CAMERA!
I was thinking, if only all cameras make you look slimmer in photos, then there won’t be so much suffering. Models wouldn’t have to eat canned cat food or swallow cotton balls. And i wouldn’t need to feel pressured because my photographers have to liquify my photos.
-_-
And no more top-down camwhore shots.
Ok la i admit, it’s just an excuse for me to post a better pic of myself to neutralize the shocking effect of the first pic
So peeps, let’s boycott all of the fattening cameras, and someone, please invent slimming lens!
There’s this joke: What’s the worst way you could torture a woman?
Answer: Give her the most beautiful dress in the world, and then lock her up in a room that has no mirror.
We diet, exercise, become bulimic, go for lipo, buy some crazy i-Gallop, all for what? To look into the mirror and smile at what we see, of course!
How to be happy if we don’t like what we see?
Wouldn’t all this misery come to an end if a “slimming mirror” exists?
If such a wonderful mirror exists, we can chuck away all our normal mirrors, and world peace can be achieved.
With such a great invention, everybody would look 10 pounds slimmer in the mirror and in photos. If we see a slimmer self wherever we go, we will no longer be compelled to lose weight. Hence, we would be able to eat more, because we’ll look thinner than we really are anyway.
In fact, in order not to look too skinny in photos, we’d have to eat more and gain some weight!! 
:D
“Man, i think i look too skinny in that photo. Pass me that fondue!”
How’s THAT for a PERFECT LIFE?
We’re the worst critics of ourselves. If we’re convinced that we look good, we do!
Before the arrival of the divine slimming camera and mirror, i’m sad to report that i will still continue to wage wars against my chubbiness.
However, i’m on this amazing diet which is working miracles for me. Will share my biggest secret with you guys soon! 
September 4th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
wow how u do that in photoshop ? i mean this –> http://static.flickr.com/94/232730137_6dfb3a946a.jpg?v=0
teach me teach me..
September 4th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Wahaha that’s really me leh. That camera is stupid. Put on 30 pounds on me. Fucckaccino.
September 4th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Aiks you mean the slim pic. Well just liquify. Damn easy.
September 4th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
WAH!!!… PS abuse… holy cheese!!!!!
ok ok… not bad…. ur PS skill.
But Cheesus crust.. i got a shock of my life when i saw the first picture. O_O!!!
u look so adorable in the second pic though.
we’ll be waiting for your slimming secret to be unveil.
September 4th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
stop trying to lose weight already you skinny cheese stick.
September 4th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Stop reading my blog, mom.
September 4th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Wickedly good post Princess!! Ehehe.. your PS skill once again to the fore hor..so cun
So if fat d.. you look even fatter..i should know -_-
It is true about the camera..it makes you look fatter
I-gallop? wahaha.. that weird thing!! But I read, it doesn’t actually work cuz some of the MYB girls have it and used it for extensive periods with any change. Your slimming secret ah.. do I think its what I think it is?
September 4th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Actually you girls all think that slim is beautiful, but most guys prefer girls who are not so slim, don’t you agree guys?
September 4th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
I don’t lose weight for guys but for the damn photographs for MYSELF. And stop reading my blog, mom.
September 4th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
take a pic with maximum zoom.. it will hv pin cushion effect.. especially inferior lens and consumer cameras. it kinda hv the kind of slimming effect u’ve been asking for. the more inferior the camera/lens, the more thinner u look in picture.
kinda AH Q spirit.
September 4th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
I agree with Princess and Mommy Cheesie but then it does also depend what you define as slim because everyone has their own preference
Princess is right though, if you wanna lose weight, shouldn’ be for anyone but yourself because that is the most important thing..for yourself to be happy. Shouldn’t matter whether guys think you’re fat or not because if they ONLY go on how a girl looks then they aren’t worth the time
As far as Princess goes, she’s fine the ay she is.. need not put on weight or lose weight. Even if she did, she’s still be the same person I’ve known 
September 4th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
恶人饿了扁: Please chuck away all your expensive lens then.
September 4th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
LOL…. i can trade them in for a handsome sum of money and dozens of inferior lens.
however, my fix lens will always do u justice. since they r close to distortion free.
September 4th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
I need to lose weight. I’ve lost 20 kgs in half a year time, but I am still overweight and is still heavier than most girls my age(i am not kidding). I am starting to give up. I can’t stand this anymore. But I couldn’t just give up like this as I’ve came so far… =’( please help me.
September 4th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Dear giving.up, don’t give up just yet.
Not sure if it’ll help but i’m posting something related to my weight management soon. Stay cheesed.
September 4th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
god bless slimming lenses……
September 4th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
im forever trying to lose weight! and eveyone tells me that im alrite cos im tall!! -__- i know they mean well but i feel fatdom most of the time =(
blehs.haha.cant weight for ur weight management post!
September 4th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
that one really ur mom ar cheesie? ur mom read ur blog one….wow….
i agree wit ur mama…guy like little bit meat…girl…little bit meat girl….little enougghhh
September 4th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Clement: that depends on where the meat is right. wahaha.
September 4th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
It is definitely not easy to lose weight, even harder to maintain the weight loss. I am traumatized at the thought that I could so easily gain back those 20kgs, which has took me so much pain to shed them off. Been plump my entire life, or at least as far as I could remember. So sick of being labelled as The Fat One/ Fatty/ insert-any-other-hurtful-nicknames-that-you-can-think-of-here. I just want to know how it feels like to be “normal-sized”. Hopefully that amazing diet of yours can do me a little favour here. Thanks a lot, Cheesie =)
September 4th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
cheesie: Wahaha that’s really me leh. That camera is stupid. Put on 30 pounds on me. Fucckaccino.
are u serious?? no PS involved??? esp the face area.. looks like u blow it up or sumthing.. NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
September 4th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
s0hp0h: lol got la. i transformed myself into a blowfish.
September 4th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
hmmm this question about weight is really important I think. Everybody got different opinion.
In fact, my opinion, I agree with mommy cheesie. Reason is very simple. Sometimes girl only work on outside, and outside look very nice, but inside became bad because girl suffers a lot to become so thin. Too much stress over diet all the time, but in life much more important thing to worry about I think.
I prefer “natural” girl, not too thin, not too fat, just normal. I know for sure, after time outside going to become old. So for me, “inside” is by far most important part of anyone I know. And cheesie-sama “inside” is very lovely
September 4th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
wow… faater share ur secret xD
September 4th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
yaya….depend on where the meat is…but…little meat nvm…not too oily can de…
but u r skinny enough already…fit enough… no need lose weight anymore >_
September 4th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Honestly, don’t try any slimming pills that make you lose weight too fast. Coz if that happens, the extra skin will hang on the body LOOSELY and that look awful.
Machiam Michellin Tyres haha!
the best way to go is exercise…. dun curi tulang la people
September 4th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
LOL. weight management programme.
breakfast : cheesecake
lunch : cheesecake
break : cheesesticks
dinner : cheesecake
erm btw…in taiwan people actually had such diet (with pineapples and beef) and lost a lot of weight…O_o
September 4th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
Bulat: You forgot cheese cookies and cheese chips and cheese crisps.
September 4th, 2006 at 11:52 pm
i’m not really adore to skinny gals.
gals have to be balance, have to be healthy, and have to be enjoy life….
we do love food, and food will make us fat, so we have to exercise (if u r too lazy for that u may try those fat burner supplementary pdt), so we can enjoy food & stay in shape.
eat and exercise with style…lol
vivien: fat burner is kind of new pdt, it’s only enhance better fat metabolic reaction, meaning the fat we took, will not be store in our body. be caution, dun take this product for more than 2 months, imagine ur body didnt have fat storage for 2 months, what will happen? ………..lol………
September 5th, 2006 at 12:53 am
wah, i see bullimic aneroxia & bullimic corpulenxia
September 5th, 2006 at 12:53 am
wanna know how i lost 11 lbs in 2 months?
alter your biological clock,sleep at 4 and wake up at 2…
then eat like a horse for every meal…
then take extra meal while watching world cup…
and magically lost 11lbs!
damn.
now,i’m trying hard to get back what i’ve lost.
September 5th, 2006 at 3:04 am
u r cute enough~ expecations are endless
September 5th, 2006 at 3:07 am
I agree with u Mommy Cheesie and Vivien; those extra skin will not only left ur body “Loosely” but it will leave u stretch mark too due to sudden weight lost.Correct if i’m wrong. Stay cheese
September 5th, 2006 at 4:18 am
wei ur fat pic also kena ps-ified one ler… i spy with my microscopic eyes some nudging in the cheeks area! =p
September 5th, 2006 at 5:09 am
Haha…you and your mom are so cute cheesie. Don’t lose anymore weight cheesie or else you will look super skinny like the skinnnny picture that you posted and thats scary. Well, i guess the slimming disease is spreading heavily and I even get that disease myself…haha. To be honest, i really admire girls as slim as you. Can’t wait for you to share you biggest slimming secret.
September 5th, 2006 at 8:03 am
heh the fat cheesie’s cheeks look a little overblown.. and the skinny cheesie looks absolutely horrific!
anyway i think you should post a full-length UN-photoshopped picture of yourself.. then we can see how you look like in real life..
don’t tell me your secret is eating cheese -.-
September 5th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Blah: Walao, and i thought 200 Vietnam pictures will make you all puke already. My pictures are all over my blog. and i mean all over lol.
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September 5th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
AHHH the science of focal length. Digital cameras have a usual focal length of 35mm; each human eye has a focal length of 50mm. So you need to zoom 1.4x to get what the eye sees. On a wide-angle digicam (28mm) you need to zoom 1.8x. Zoom more for skinnier effect.
I agree with your momma. Eat your veggies!
September 5th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Oh, and I loved how you never ever said, “Do I look fat?” or complained about it. *pokes your abs*
Oh, and I always thought your legs were kinda post-Marie-Francie skinny.
September 5th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Albert: Look who’s talking. *roll eyes*
September 5th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
last photo, looks like anorexia case:-O
September 5th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
you look perfectly fine on cam… half of the population like skinny girls and the other half like chubby girl so you are in the middle so you get both!
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September 5th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
There IS really a SLIMMING CAMERA just been invented!!! Our News here rave about it the other day but with very little details about where or how to get it. It is already been used by some photographers to take nice shots of celebrities. Man, I WANT THAT TOO!!!!
September 5th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
candyfz: half of the population likes skinny girls and the other half prefers chunny girls and i’m in the middle so i get nothing! lol.
doreen: WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!
September 5th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
i thought there are such mirrors? in certain boutiques…
September 5th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
krystal: yea my mom just told me bout it too. It makes you extra skinny so that you will buy their clothes. -_-
September 5th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
it is true that most guys prefer their gfs to have some “meat” rather than just skinny.. for myself, i always think that i’m fat.. once i checked my BMI, i’m perfectly healthy.. as long as i’m not obese, it’s alright i guess.. don’t need to have a body like those celebrities.. now my bf been telling me how beautiful i am all the time.. he lets me eat whatever i want.. btw, i’m about 161cm / 5′4 and weigh about 50kg ish.. do u think i’m fat?
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September 5th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Ching: That’s the whole point of spamming right LOL. Who replies to spam! -_-
September 5th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
the fastest slimming secret is to start RUNNING!!!! *runs away*……..
September 5th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
krystal: OMG!!!! which boutiques install those mirrors???
September 6th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Hi Cheesie. Regarding the slimming camera I mentioned, it’s from HP. Check out the news here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/newsbeat/galleries/slimming_camera.shtml?select=01#gallery
I’m not sure if it is already avalaible in Malaysia market though.
September 7th, 2006 at 9:10 am
hey cheesie, u look great all the time.
I saw your picture is in JCKL newsletter this month, the bon odori festival.
September 7th, 2006 at 9:27 am
evie: Reaaaaaaaally!!! Where can i get a copy of it?
:D
September 8th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Hi cheesie!
Hmm I am not too sure, I got it from my boss who is a Japanese, but I think you can get it from Japan Club in Tmn Seputeh for free
September 8th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
cheesie: If you’ve seen my legs you’d be surprised how athletic in a non-skinny way they look. It’s sad I rarely show my sexy legs coz they attract mosquitoes.
In the meantime people, to look skinny, zoom in.
September 9th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
[…] Then again, nothing beats Malayian food Malaysia Boleh lolz… I’m starving here, which is good, at least I’ll be able to lose weight (with help from these diet plums too, I hope… damn this is more embarassing that I would have imagined =P) […]
September 22nd, 2006 at 1:56 pm
I’ve read about a new model of digital camera where it will make the object in the focus point became slimmer in some magazine last month. But the other parts will remain the same. Not sure what’s the brand name. It’s around RM1500. It is said invented for the ladies. Still prefer the normal ones.
August 10th, 2007 at 6:10 am
Forget about digital cameras. There is a special mirror that departmental stores use in thier changing rooms, to make people look slimmer. Anyway, Ive gotta go on Atkins diet again, growing fat.