Pun of the day:
I really tried to punda post, but i think i’ve used up all the relevant panda puns.
Guess where are we going today?

Panda Watching!
:D

I went to see the pandas in the biggest panda base in Sichuan, for the first time in my life!
Now i can really be one smart panda after learning more about their ways!
So happy! 
Warning: Beware of Pandamic


Suddenly everything was so pandaful



Panda bags, panda slippers, panda toys, panda key chains, panda hats, PANDA EVERYTHING!!!


omc so cute can melt!
I bought some panda softies…

And a panda hat!



Wahaha looks like i’m breastfeeding the panda…
Ok la enough of fake pandas… Let’s see the real ones!
They say that pandas used to be carnivores a long long time ago. However, they were too stupid and clumsy to hunt for food. Therefore, a lot of them starved to death. In the end, they had no choice but to eat bamboos in order to survive.

They were not as cute as i thought! You might have thought that pandas are black and white hor, but they are more like black and beige.
And do you know how much you have to pay just to take a pic with the panda? Four freaking hundred Reminbi! And that’s only for standing beside the panda without touching it. What if you wanna hug the panda for an intimate close-up? Be prepared to fork out RMB1200.
Cheez. I also wanna be a panda.
Wait… I already am. At least i have their eyes.

So only can take pictures liddis far far away lor.
The tour guide said we were very very lucky that day, because pandas are normally super lazy. They would just sit there dong dong or sleep kao kao.
BUT!

We saw very very naughty pandas having a little drama!





After that we went to see the red pandas. Cheez, they look so much like racoons.







OMC the way they look at you, really can make you go
leh!
Then we went to see…

Newborn baby pandas!

Apparently we were super duper mega lucky!
Two pandas were brought to this world just days before our visit, and we had the chance to visit them at the nursery!!!666
Warao the way they nursed the baby pandas was just like the way they nurse human babies!

Flash photography was not allowed in the nursery, but some tourists still flashed like hell. Kesian the babies.
And if you think baby pandas are damn-cute-can-melt like this–> 
THINK AGAIN!
I find them a bit geli. 0_o 


I think they look more like Kodama from Princess Mononoke.
Watch how playful the pandas were. 
And how they cleaned baby panda’s poo poo.
Must Watch!
Tata! 





November 11th, 2006 at 9:11 am
wah! i think this entry is the cutest ever! well, i just learn somethin today…never knew that red pandas existed wor..but i bet they are not from the same genus either cos one is bear like and one is foxy like. the shots are awesome, and it happens that those animals does pose well in your presence…u sure got the charms to impress not only the guys but the animals as well!
LOL.
kudos, keep it coming.
November 11th, 2006 at 9:14 am
Panda post!!!! Naish naish naish!! Love those captions for the naughty playful pandas.. funny wei!! Video is good too
The red pandas really don’t look much like pandas though, as you mentioned..much more like racoons. Panda gifts look nice..love that panda hat!! almost as cute as that panda cap you had in a previous blog post!! Would be nice if they had some panda paws, akin to your recently sold monster paws. Will you be selling the Panda hat in your Wardrobe? first dibs if you do!!
As Tare Panda above says… CHU!
November 11th, 2006 at 9:15 am
Porkie: Yes i’m putting up Panda Hat in Wardrobe soon.
November 11th, 2006 at 9:18 am
O_O serious?!?!?!?! I was only joking you know… so fast wanna sell? Ok..first dibs on it still!!
November 11th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
hi cheesie, how much did u buy the panda softies…..can i have 1 pls?
November 11th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
yalo, they tipu u is it?? those are soooo racoony lo.. How can be panda leh?
November 11th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Wonderful they are in their world of contrast. And you, well… have wonderful pandamime.
The panda hat is very cute! and…
Oy! Need to go write some more and post what I have ready now, instead of blabbing all over your blog. *Bumbles off determinedly*
When you get the hat, Porkie - will that make you the Porkie Panda?
Peace and Love to You~
November 11th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Dear Cheesie,
I bet the experience of having to catch a glimpse of the new born baby panda must have been very intriguing. If you said geli, well guess you haven’t seen humans giving birth beforeO_o
November 11th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
cute post… lol.
November 11th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
I’ve waited so long for the panda post. even the pandas have babies aredi. LOL.
The red pandas look more like the fox family. i think we call it Musang here.
November 11th, 2006 at 5:23 pm
I initially thought you photoshopped the red panda’s head onto a raccoon’s body to get your point across. Mana tau it’s actually the real thing. Didn’t know such pandas existed till now ;p
November 11th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Jun: Which one do you like?
November 11th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
omg, im sooo excited to get reply from cheesie siu jeh
cheesie babes, anythings hehe but i like the panda softies not the hat coz i wanna hugg to sleep everynites heehee, how to go about it?
November 11th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
they are just like bears…. only in black and white… the they’re so lazy they can really just sit around eating bamboos all day O.O
November 11th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
wow, the pandas in Sichuan are much better than the Panda zoo in Beijing.
The pandas in Beijing were dirty and furthermore so few only. I saw the red pandas in Beijing but was too disappointed with the zoo to find out what were they until i read your post, lol.
November 11th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Nice post cheesie…I only have seen koalas here…really wanna see pandas. They look real cute. And you have damn good imagination to come up with story lines like that. Nevertheless, it was interesting to read!
November 11th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
When is your next stock(collection) coming in?
November 11th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
awww….they r so cute…wow..is a baby panda…awww….
November 11th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
omg! the baby pandas are like soooo cute!
November 12th, 2006 at 1:17 am
well when you’re a pride of a country and a slow reproduction rate of 1, naturally, you’ll be treated like royalty. Pandas aren’t usually in that “kinda” mood, so a newborn panda is treated like a real human baby.
November 12th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Cute pandas.. But the baby pandas are kinda disgusting..
November 12th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Put on that fake punda cap, and you may find a fake punda jumping you.
November 12th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
oh too cute! Pandas r sooo intriguing. I don’t think I’ve seen one yet *scratch head* well if i can’t recall I mustn’t have.
Another thing to add to the list.
November 13th, 2006 at 2:12 am
panda attempting rape caught on tape…cute captions…..hahahaha……
the red pandas are totally cute…ish………wanna cubit them….ish!~ geram……
hahaha….nice try trying breastfeeding the panda doll…..you should be working as the baby panda handler instead………
November 14th, 2006 at 2:29 am
Panda base… is there where they train the pandas for the special suicide missions?
November 14th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Wah, looking like ebay now. Start placing your bid, dude.
November 15th, 2006 at 5:03 am
MEOW>>>!! I LUV CATS…. CAN MY CATS LUV THOSE PANDA…. IF THEY HURT MY CATS, I GONNA HATE THEM… MEOW! MWEOR!!!
November 15th, 2006 at 11:21 am
I want to see cats too… Meow!
November 16th, 2006 at 1:12 am
hey Cheesie! Can I ask u, how do u do the “faded” dialogue box? Mine just keeps staying opaque somehow! I want transparent.. =( Please teach me, I’d appreciate it very much!
December 6th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Is it just me or does anyone else find those pandas as sexy as hell? My friends laugh at me for dating fat chicks but they are the closest I can get to a real panda!
January 9th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
If pandas weren’t meant to be beaten during sex, then why do they have black eyes?
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Yay, you are giving peace sign in front of pandas, this must be my lucky day, can I post it on my blog? Peace project? Please, please, I will send you many many cheese bits. name first son babybell. lol
February 5th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Once I raped a panda and it shit itself all over me. I have never washed the clothes that I was wearing that day.
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:56 am
Pandas r soooooooooooooooooooo quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 6th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Wait a min, that ward seems the same as what I got from my friend !!
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:30 am
To me pandas are just the cutest things in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Panda! Those panda bitches make me so damn horny
October 19th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
wtf lahh ; I was eatinq when you showed the poo poo thinqy (:
November 21st, 2008 at 12:13 am
great! i really liked see this site!!!