My Second Marriage Proposal

Three months after the first one.

Cheesie sits down comfortably on her couch going through her sms’es. Her phone rings.

 

Weirdo: Hello, may i speak to Ringo please?
Cheesie: Yes speaking. Who’s this?
Weirdo: Erm… You know… erm… How do i say this.. Actually you don’t know me, but i’m a big fan of yours.
Cheesie: O…kay. You got my number from?
Weirdo: Can i tell you that in a bit because i don’t wanna scare you.
Cheesie: O…kay. And your name is?
Weirdo: My name is James… i know it’s a silly name, not as cool as yours but… I’m just wondering, uhm, are you seeing anyone?
Cheesie: *WTFish* Why?
Weirdo: Err…. This is gonna sound really weird, I know where you work, I’ve been around a few times, have seen you around, but never got the guts to say hello to you.
Cheesie: null You know my work place?!
Weirdo: Yea! I erm.. i go there and hide.
Cheesie: WHAT?!666
Weirdo: I.. I.. I.. I see you i just watch you from far…
Cheesie: *kancheong* Erm… Wait… How do you know i work there?
Weirdo: Like i say, i’ve got erm, contacts.
Cheesie: *Double WTFish* Look James. If you wanna be friends, you’ll have to be frank, right?
Weirdo: Okay i’ll be very frank with you. I hire private investigators to find out exactly…
Cheesie: Interesting.
Weirdo: I’ve got pictures of you. He goes around and take pictures of you, following you around, that’s how i got to know so much about you.
Cheesie: *-_-|||*
Weirdo: So, you don’t want me to beat around the bush, let me be frank. Are you going out with anyone?
Cheesie: *Super WTFish*
Weirdo: If you’re not, I’m just wondering, would you be interested in marriage?
Cheesie: MARRIAGE? I’m only twenty two and c’mon. Of course i would but…
Weirdo: I KNEW IT! I could see it from the way you blog, and… and… i could feeeeeeel the connection between us… gosh i’m so nervous my palms are sweating now. So… is that a yes?
Cheesie:: IS THAT A PROPOSAL?!?666
Weirdo: Hmmm… Kinda… I know i’m not good at this…
Cheesie: *major dash underscore dashy* You PROPOSE to someone you have never met before?
Weirdo: I’m on my knees, if that counts.
Cheesie: NO. I need to see flowers and, maybe like a ring, you know?!?
Weirdo: Since you’re good at the net, how bout i send you flowers over the net, it’s beautiful.
Cheesie: Yea? And WE’RE GONNA HAVE A VIRTUAL WEDDING, right?
Weirdo: No no, i’m serious! I am. You aren’t joking with me are you? Please don’t play with my emotions. Just tell me straight, then i’ll leave you forever.
Cheesie: I don’t even know you! How can i marry someone i don’t know?
Weirdo: It happens all around the world! So the next time when i come around can i say hello to you?
Cheesie: Yes please, make sure you do!
Weirdo: Alright, I’ll give you a visit later and i’ll be the guy wearing a hitz.fm T-shirt…
Cheesie: ……
Weirdo: You know, a radio station where two guys called Rudy and JJ pull pranks on people…
Cheesie: I. AM. NOT. ON. AIR. RIGHT.
Weirdo: Haha… GOTCHA!
Cheesie: ……
Weirdo: This is JJ by the way. Pietro set you up! You wanna talk to him?
Cheesie: BITCH!!!!!!666666

 


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65 people cheesed “My Second Marriage Proposal”

  1. astrosurge UNITED KINGDOM says:

    good one!
    i always listen to hitz via streaming radio and heard alot of ppl kena..but didnt know u pulak kena this time. this duo is cool and damn friendly..i got a msg from them once via youtube after i made a vid based on their mat rempit song.

    hahaha.

  2. pikachu MALAYSIA says:

    lol…. rolfmao hahahah

  3. errrbad MALAYSIA says:

    haha.. I knew it. sounded too much like a prank. well… a cold sweat fun. I m sure u r used to it.

  4. May Zhee MALAYSIA says:

    When will it be aired? FUNNY LAR! Please record it and post online pleeeeeeease?

  5. Cozzie AUSTRALIA says:

    LOL even people make a parody about it. Hilarious but i give you guts for not even pressing the red button :P

  6. Bluey MALAYSIA says:

    I HOPE THEY HAVE IT ON AIR! :P

    can’t wait to hear it. going to keep my ears peeled

  7. vvens MALAYSIA says:

    hahaha. i cant wait to hear it on air too! ;p
    it is lucky you were being nice to him. hahaha.

  8. Li En MALAYSIA says:

    I hope I get to hear it on air! or better still, post it on your blog! =D

  9. bulat MALAYSIA says:

    LAUGH***************

  10. David MALAYSIA says:

    Funniest prank I ever heard…..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!

  11. kcin MALAYSIA says:

    oh such a waste, i thought this is for real -.-”

  12. Ying Bin Sousa MALAYSIA says:

    Ringo,do u know when will tis GOTCHA be playing on air? :)

  13. Ying Bin Sousa MALAYSIA says:

    Erm,do have any revenge plan 4 Pietro?

  14. Kei MALAYSIA says:

    HAHAHAHA no wonder it sounds weird!!
    -waits for it on air-

  15. zOee MALAYSIA says:

    This is so funny! Hahaha! xD

  16. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    The actual one is a lot more elaborated la. So embarrassing i dowan to hear myself -_-

  17. keju MALAYSIA says:

    OMG I’M GONNA LISTEN TO HITZ.FM EVERY DAY TO CATCH YOU ON AIR!!!

  18. kenneth AUSTRALIA says:

    hahaha hmm actually, can someone like record it? :P im not in Msia so i wont have a chance to listen :P sorry cheesie but it is rather hilarious…

    Anyone up for recording?

  19. Ying Bin Sousa MALAYSIA says:

    Keju,can u kindly record it down n post it online so tat all the Cheeserlanders can hear? :)

  20. viviensiu MALAYSIA says:

    WAHHAHAHHA!!!!

  21. Infectioner MALAYSIA says:

    wtf -___-

  22. frank MALAYSIA says:

    funny lar. i wil listen to hitz n c they wil play this or not…

  23. sheryl BRUNEI DARUSSALAM says:

    i wanna listen too. but i’m from brunei. so i cant =\ unless well ofcourse, smeone records it :)

  24. dukehazard MALAYSIA says:

    hahaha - i heard it this morning!!! 7am 0n Hitz.fm…knew it was you…

  25. eunice UNITED STATES says:

    kaka! GOTCHA! very funny lar :p

  26. Nick MALAYSIA says:

    LOL, wah lao missed that. So anyone recorded it? >.>

  27. emily MALAYSIA says:

    what a friend -_-
    hahah. this is something you’re gonna tell your grandchildren!

  28. Ying Bin Sousa MALAYSIA says:

    Huh?Played on air dy ar?I juz woke up only ler… -__-”‘

  29. vic MALAYSIA says:

    Hehe ringo, I heard you on air this morning…Hahaha i was thinking whether it was you cos JJ said Hello Ringo. Now I knw its you after reading this entry Haha..He didn’t totally gotcha. you were fast at replying..hehe, so you got him back!

  30. reddishmurderer MALAYSIA says:

    gosh this is hilarious! haha!

  31. new yorker UNITED STATES says:

    Why not ask him to give you an expensive TIFFANY diamond ring and a proof of receipt. Otherwise he will shut his mouth up

  32. Bluey MALAYSIA says:

    heard u on air this moring, gal :P
    u sounded just like what a cheesie should be ! :D
    you got him back, bad.
    ^_^

    mwa~

  33. rachteng MALAYSIA says:

    heard it this morning (:
    I never thought they will get you :P

  34. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    So weird to hear yourself on radio. -_-

    Edited part of this entry after listening to it again. Thanx pea-eye.

  35. clement MALAYSIA says:

    ahahahaha….nice one…..

  36. viviensiu MALAYSIA says:

    ah crap i missed the show!! T_T… anyone recorded it?

  37. Thanis BRUNEI DARUSSALAM says:

    Too bad I don’t get Hitz FM here.

  38. snow CANADA says:

    They sure scared the fish out of you. Its kinda creepy *Private Investigator*…

  39. rainyuki SINGAPORE says:

    ooooOOeeeerr… LOL LOL LOL LOL. Okay, i can stop laughing now.

    *bursts out in laughter again*

  40. blurcase AUSTRALIA says:

    wow…freaky…

  41. crystalite MALAYSIA says:

    it was on air this morning~!!! haha

  42. n305er HONG KONG says:

    I heard it this morning… Wahlaueh! Got stranger talking like that you still can stay so cool eh… I think most girls would have freaked out and turn off their phone if some stranger called them up and talked like that…. -_-”

  43. terry MALAYSIA says:

    Well n305er,thats cheesie..she will talk to u eventhough u’re stranger.she’s that sweet. :).that is why, people over here likes her :)

  44. John UNITED STATES says:

    Mine was in truth at least and attempted to be humorous to a degree, with very limited means to even get any written word to you.

    Email text does not travel feelings well. I do know just what does though.

    Yet, I have absolutely no real answer in any direction, just for the record here.
    I am sorry you got pranked, but I’m not surprised. Still, lol!

    Anyway :)
    Peace, Light, and Love - to You All!

  45. Ximhey MALAYSIA says:

    Hi, I heard you on Hitz.fm this morning. When JJ mentioned that they’re pulling pranks on a popular Malaysian blogger, and her name is Ringo, I thought it was you.

    You seemed to have some accents when you speak…you studied overseas?

  46. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    Xinhey: WTC666 they played it twice summore. No ra, you suar anot. I am speak soooo malaysian caaaan.

  47. Penny MALAYSIA says:

    Any dog lover here??? Pls visit my blog and help out these dogs… they need a home or at least a temporary ones… appreciate it so mch

  48. Christine SINGAPORE says:

    hahahaha… so funny… :)

    When I first read it I thought it was true. =.=

  49. Haha MALAYSIA says:

    ask them play one more time.

  50. xes MALAYSIA says:

    I heard it on air! I didnt know it was you until I read this post!!! HAHA!

  51. iman MALAYSIA says:

    i heard that one on air! when i found out it was u, i was like, “OMG! LOL!”
    oh.btw. gotcha!

  52. Nelly MALAYSIA says:

    Haha! Nice prank. You’re getting so popular now!

  53. Albert Ng MALAYSIA says:

    When are you going to publicize pea-eye’s findings? :D

  54. bongkersz MALAYSIA says:

    I heard that on air :) you sounded so sweet, even to a stranger.. haha!

  55. Jason MALAYSIA says:

    Cheesie, did you record it? I missed it!

  56. singye MALAYSIA says:

    wtf jj and RUdy is -.-

  57. cely MALAYSIA says:

    Anyone has got the file, please upload and share it here. I missed that prank! hehe

    cheesie, that was hilarious! I was sweating for u when reading it :p

  58. endroog.com MALAYSIA says:

    hhaa. I missed it. Somebody who recorded it, please share it. Or maybe wait till they compile the Gotcha CD.

  59. cely MALAYSIA says:

    checked hitz.fm/podcast, no listed there…

  60. chis UNITED KINGDOM says:

    heyyyy i wanna hear it too! omg wish i was back home hahaha!

    can ask them repeat on hitz.fm n i tune in online from london? pwetty plsssss >D

  61. s0hp0h MALAYSIA says:

    i heard it coincidentally the other day.. it was real funny.. haha.. i was laughing alone in the bus like a retard..

  62. Alex MALAYSIA says:

    Hi Cheesy…er… I mean Cheesie,

    You really got me there with your proposal story. For a moment there I really thought you must have a long line of suitors breaking down your door to get on their knees before you.

    Very funny!

  63. ♥ Temptation BRUNEI DARUSSALAM says:

    rightttttttttttt. :X

  64. Alison MALAYSIA says:

    hahaha fuckin hilarious!! funniest prank s far ive heard

  65. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    alison: ya man. Pietro still laughs at it until today. He’s the mastermind of it dammit

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