Pun of the day:
Those who can’t wait to show off their rides are car-su.
Outside a hawker center today.
Maybe:
1. He doesn’t know how to do forward parking.
2. He is optically challenged. He can’t differenciate horizontal and vertical.
3. He’s disillusioned and he thinks that he’s driving 100-wheel road train, which if he parks the normal way, will result in damaging two nearest restaurants and and killing four passerbys.
4. He is small. He wants to feel big (and long).
5. He has a 5-inches-thick face and 2Km-long kiasuness. So freaking long he can’t park vertically.
We really need to cater special parking lots for special cars (or disillusioned freak).
March 9th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Definitely a moron! They really should clamp such cars.
March 9th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
the idiot.
*shakes head*
March 9th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
aargh! 111 paul beat me to it. LOL.
xP
March 9th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
the owner of the car is a craB
March 9th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Where I come from, it either be: cited and towed or keyed A LOT.
What a frakkin’ idiot…!
March 9th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
why my car is in the picture?!! O.O isn’t this Puchong Giant area?
nolar just kidding… maybe he only know how to do side parking only..
March 9th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
you could have revealed his car number as well!!
March 9th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I think he doesn’t want any cars NEAR his! someone shd juz parallel park another car next to his.. so he can’t move off!
March 9th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
wat a parking idiot…haha
March 9th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Maybe the driver is a she. No matter, he or she is still one selfish moron … totally undeserving of a porsche. Better to give the car to me hahaha.
March 9th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
what a moron.
March 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
haha.. the tittle should be my 3 parking space.. all mine….
using the porsche to mark my place.. looks like it’s in sunway mentari area
March 9th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
it >will>be>scrathed>sooner>or>later>>>>
March 9th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
well, its a beautiful car, you have to admit that. ;p don’t you just hate people who are lucky and at the same time blardy arrogant.. i want that porsche!
March 9th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
I bet he is trying to show people he has a nice car and that he deserves to be treated defferently *idiot* , how does he expect to move his car if the parkings were filled up left and right of him?? *notice his car is in the middle of the 3 box?* hmmmmm now thats a thought………..Ringo arr….you should call your friends and park next to him leh…..on second thought call me =P
March 9th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
no doubt its beautiful, but the owner is ugly…at heart.
March 9th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
objection! there’s a contradiction here!
if you noticed, the backlight is still on! this person is not parking, he/she is waiting for someone,
this person just move roadside so that he/she won’t block the main road….
if you look clearly, there isn’t much cars around the parking area anyway…
March 9th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
yep, definitely a moron!!!!
stupid car driver park stupidly.
March 9th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
If you look really really really close you can see nobody is in the car, except for the picture of himself hanging from the rear view mirrow. Carly Simon got it right, Your so vain…
March 9th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
sheesh, what a jerk! somebody should go puncture his tyres….. or maybe saw his car at front and back so we can save 2 parking space! *wicked*
March 10th, 2007 at 12:13 am
Phoenix Wright: The backlight is not on. It is my camera’s flash. I took another picture without the flash and you won’t see the back light at all. PLUS. I witnessed the owner walking towards his car after his meal.
March 10th, 2007 at 1:27 am
That’s what you call a Car-A-OK system
March 10th, 2007 at 2:53 am
S-HOLE of a driver!!………………Cheesie…you should display the car’s number plate mah……so next time we know an S-O when we see one…..
March 10th, 2007 at 3:09 am
haha! Yea.I’ve met people like these.I have a bloody rich Jap girl friend who had a Porsche 911 Turbo n etc.She took up 3 parking spaces like that too.Right in front of the restaurant.I think she has never gone directly under the sun for 3-4 years.
The officers in charge of giving summons never really care cause they somehow knw these ppl can afford em’ all.
But,Still,she’s a nice friend..
I guess most rich people are disillusioned.
Btw,that car isn’t really that expensive either as it’s an old model.Hah!
March 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Well, at least the parking lot looks empty. Although he is a moron for doing that, but at least he did it when there were no cars.
If he did it on a busy day, now now, he is a f@$king moron!!!
March 10th, 2007 at 11:53 am
I like your sense of humour =)
March 10th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
*whistles* - rams trolley into car and dents it - *whistles again and saunters off* lol
just joking.
but that’s what some people do when they are really pissed with a driver like this.
March 11th, 2007 at 3:07 am
hahaha, funny … but nice car
March 11th, 2007 at 10:44 am
hmm…call the tow truck…they’ll pay u RM50 if u tip them on which car to tow..xD
March 11th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
that car is worth more than the other 3 cars put together…so why not?
March 11th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
gosh! this driver probably think he/she own a Porsche that he/she had the privileged to park their car anyway they like….
Ida: i agree wif u that some should parallel park really near the car, so the owner cant move away…haha
March 11th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
john. you’re attitude exactly epitomises that of the Porsche owner’s. So ignorant, hope some aunty bangs into your car or scratches it to hell if you do that. That will maybe teach you a lesson..or maybe not if you’re so ignorant.
March 11th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
what a selfish prick!!
but maybe he was like, reserving the place for like friends or something. =S BUT STILL.
WHAT A SELFISH PRICK!!!
p/s. i SO loveeee your blogskin (: (:
March 11th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Hey, peeps! Why do y’all hate me so much? I thought I can park like that wherever I go, whenever I wish because I got balls as big as coconuts, just like that kenny fella. Only better coz mine comes with STD as standard. Furthermore I must have doze off during those civic classes back in high school, no wait… what high school? I couldn’t even pass my standard 6 exams let alone those mind-bogging civic philosophy. Now that explain why you peeps are calling me names. But I thought idiots are for graduates and morons are for master holders. Well I guess after such hardwork of trying to get people’s cheap attention, I fully deserved the title “master of all morons”. Thanks guys!
That aside, let me boast more about my car. This car of mine is the 993 version of the legendary 911 model. My mama always tells me that it is a head-turner. At first, I didn’t comprehend. Until the day I discovered those exhaust pipes. It was love at first sight. As what a man would do to a woman, I do it to my lovely exhaust pipes. Twice daily. Coz I’ve got 2 of them. I can’t be biased now , can I? It really turn my head when do it with the engine switched on. My mama was right.
I bet y’all must be wondering why can’t I park my ‘lovely’ car vertically. Well that’s because the last time I try to do a vertical park, I reversed into my mama. Since then my mama forbids me to park that way. Sorry peeps, mama wins.
Oh, look at the time. It’s ‘car-loving’ hour again. Gotta run, people.
Regards,
THE porsche owner
Disclamer: NO porsche owner was harm in producing this lil’ ‘cheese’y comment. Komen ini adalah cerita rekaan semata-mata, tiada kena mengena dengan sesiapa yang masih hidup, dah mati ataupun yang separuh mati. Jika benar memang terdapat orang yang sebegitu, maka segala-galanya adalah kebetulan sahaja. Sekian.
March 11th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
PBL: if you have Japanese girlfriend then please don’t use the word “Jap”… it’s not a good word.
Anyway… that guy is idiot. Many people parking like that all over the world I think. Not only rich people do like that, though. Many times can see old VW “beetle” or some kind of Ford car also parking like that. These people have some mental problem, I think.
Cheesiefanboy… cheesie call you? I don’t think so, especially after post you made last time in “Unfaithful”. So many buaya… poor cheesie!
March 11th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
I actually know the guy who parked this car. It is the exact make and colour. He used to park in front of my house’s tennis court every day in Penang. He’s a tennis coach, but he’s not local, so at least he’s not one of us.
March 12th, 2007 at 3:52 am
Hey I saw a car which parked something like that in my local newspaper today except it was slanted and only took up two parking spaces xD
March 12th, 2007 at 8:54 am
you oughta send it to the papers or something … these inconsiderate ppl. tsk -.-
March 12th, 2007 at 9:27 am
That car owner must have bribed JPJ ppl for his/her car license… talking about bribery in Malaysia…
March 12th, 2007 at 10:08 am
what a Cheesebye driver.
March 12th, 2007 at 10:40 am
hmmm… if i wer u cheesie i’d definately would walked out my car, passed the side of the car facing the curb, took out my car keys… *whistle* and drew a thick long line along the idiot’s car… (dat’s wat my fren normally do)
teach dem a lesson. dun tink that they’re car more expensive/bigger/superior to ours they deserve special treatment… at the end of the day, dey all go to the same big junkyard in sky. same.
March 12th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Ivy……..you’ve gotta be kidding me……..
March 12th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Dear Cheesie,
we see this kind of ppl everywhere. What to do.
March 17th, 2007 at 1:18 am
I know that place, Dataran Sunway in Kota Damansara. That restaurant (Good Neighborhood or something like that) is a busy place where ppl always double-park. But I never see that car before.
March 17th, 2007 at 2:37 am
Joe17301, she doesn’t mind me referring to her as a Jap.Neither does 6 of her other friends. =) So what’s wrong with ‘Jap’? LoL.
Like i said,most rich pp do that. As u can see,i was only referring to rich pp,not pp in general.
March 17th, 2007 at 2:41 am
joe17301,you really should hang around with pp who can afford it all to understand why I say what i said. btw,im a gal. therefore,she’s a girl friend. kayz?
March 17th, 2007 at 2:43 am
Trust me,it’ll all seem like a fairytale to others.Sorry if i offended u in anyway.
March 17th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
So that’s where the taxis are…
July 22nd, 2007 at 1:46 am
i would’ve dump that car over that fence if i’m strong enough… big cars, fancy cars duh!!! so what!! its such a waste that works of exquisite mechanical art such as this porsche has a idioticly-inconsiderate & hopelessly-brainless f***kr as the owner… i feel ke-lian for the porsche…