Few days ago, i gave birth to a baby.

It was so scary!!!

Maybe i’ve heard too much from those who have kids. They say when you deliver, your peepeepoopoo comes out together while you squeeze the baby out from your womb.

My poo actually came out!!!! then the nurse told me the baby popped out.

OMC! I have a baby! He (yea a baby boy) looks very ugly. I was so scared! What should i do? Funny, instead of thinking how to dispose of the baby what to do with the baby, i started thinking of naming him. I was thinking that Ocean is a great name (then if he’s after my surname, which a lot of people pronounce as “Ten”, he will be Ocean 10). Maybe when i give birth to my next child, i wanna name him/her River. I love that name!

It’s so difficult to decide a name for your baby. Then your hubby’s surname plays a big part! If your hubby’s surname is Tan, tak kan you call your child “Ben Tan” or “Gyu Tan“. Then if the surname is 吴, ho ho ho, jalat. You can’t exactly name him anything nice, say, 大志, because then it becomes 无大志.

I know someone who knows someone by the surname “Chew” and last name “Wing Gum”. Wahaha!

So have to name properly one! Very fan.

After that, I WOKE UP.

%##*@%!!!666

And was extremely troubled by this bizzarre dream. Where the hell did that come from?!

I told Gouda (name cheesified to protect identity) about the dream and he gave me this book.

OMC i remember that book! When i was young, my aunty uses it a lot and called it the “picture book”.

For those of you who dunno hor, this is a book for you to refer whenever you have a vivid dreams about certain things/people/objects, and WANT TO GET RICH.

It has thousands of small, badly-drawn images attached with a set of numbers, for you to buy Toto later (not being biased and leave Damacai and 3D Magnum out, but thats what people normally say la!). Omcomc so nostalgic. Gouda asked to me search for the picture of “giving birth” and buy that number!

Then i flipped through the book lo. It’s so hilarious! How on earth did they compose a book like that?

Temikai!! Lu mau pigi yalan yalan sambil makan temikai?

Whoa and they refer “prostitute” as “perempuan jahat”!

Haha chickens and ducks mating. Who the cheese will dream of that?

I think this is the very new edition. The old old one we had last time even had sex organs!

Haha

Selling Milo and Ovaltine! OMG so old school. They should update the book with more canggih shit, like Mocha Blended, Oreo Cheesecakes and oh, blogging, online proposal and stuff. 😀

So at the end of the day Gouda helped me buy the numbers!

AND GUESS WHAT!

I DIDN’T WIN A SHIT!

The moral of the blog post is, don’t ever gamble. And don’t take your dreams seriously.

P/S: The cute baby is Ah See’s baby dotter Zhi Kei, a Labour Day baby! Normally newborns are very ugly like ET. But she’s one of the cutest newborn i’ve seen! 🙂