Tattoo

May 28, 2007 in Eccentric Cheesiesm

And i’m not getting one. Ever.

I don’t even fancy piercings. My body is clean. The only decorative orifices i have on my body are my ear piercings, which were done when i was 2 years old (i think i received gold earrings for my 2nd birthday and then my aunty brought me to the “gold shop” 金店, -_-), and which i don’t even remember anything about.

I just wonder, if, if la, i were really to tattoo something on my body, what and where would it be?

Seems like everyone out there is having tattoos of their blog’s nature! Joyce has a turquoise fairy, Wendy has a snowflake. Heck, later you see la, even Keju will have coconuts tattooed on his coconuts.

 

Me leh? WHAT ABOUT ME?!?

 

Did i hear you say cheese?


Liddis ah?

 

Cheesus crust, at least snowflake has an aesthetic manner and coconut might have some kind of symbolism. What if, what if my favorite cheese is Chesedale slice?

Then i mai have to do this?!?

 


McCheesie

 

WTF i might as well just stick a chinese talisman (you know, the yellow paper with red calligraphy kind) on my shoulder. Can exorcise summore.

 

Okay maybe i can tattoo the word “cheese”. Hmmm.

Oh, digress.

Yesterday was the ultimate nightmare.

I looked into the mirror, horror horror, i discovered that the cottage cheese skin virus started crawling up my thighs and butt cheeks!!!

0_o

CELLLLLLULLLLLITE!!

Girls’ worst nightmare.

It hasn’t developed into the dimpled orange peel texture yet but i could see faint lightning strikes crawling across.


Something liddis.

SO SCARY! It’s just a matter of time before i realize my backside has become the surface of moon. I don’t believe in those “magic creams” that claim to make cellulite go away.

Yea right.

Unless you do surgery, the only way i could think of to get rid of cellulite is, tattoo over it.


Can’t see cellulite!.

Maybe like, in lightning patterns. Or the Michael Scofield way. (He has an escape plan. You have cellulite plan.)

If you tattoo addicts out there are running out of idea where on your body part should you lay the needles on, try your backside. It’s special and you can cover up your cellulite. 😀

27 responses to “Tattoo”

  1. chis says:

    haha… i have no idea what that is

  2. chis says:

    first!

  3. Terry says:

    Tattoo on backside? The person for sure can’t sit for couple of hours..

  4. Ying Bin Sousa says:

    I think having a lower back tattoo is very sexy ler! 🙂

  5. Rose says:

    Hahahaha.. The most I’ll get a tattoo like your first pic.. 😛

  6. mypink says:

    Weird… at the first glance, I thought you WANTED to get a tattoo. I guess I was wrong.

  7. wie says:

    qui est des fesses est celui?

  8. pmc says:

    get your labia pierced, only a few will know…i hope LOL 🙂

  9. Alex says:

    Ringo,

    No matter what you do and keep. CELLLLLLULLLLLITE is always waiting for you.

  10. CheesieFanBoy says:

    Ringo Chang , why are you so scared of getting a tattoo?? nowadays we do not need to get a permanent tattoo just get one which is drawn then it goes off within a few weeks, no pain involved………so you might want to consider cheesing yourself up?? hehehe
    ANd getting tatoo’ed all over your back side is no fun………besides I dont think it could cover up the ahem lightning lines………-__-lll

  11. chris says:

    getting tattoos is easy, removing tattoos is painful n expensive!

  12. clement says:

    lol….my company have this machine that can help wit the cellulite…aeroFAT…go aesthetic centre gao ding the cellulite la…don spoilt the butt by the tattoo la….破相

  13. stalker says:

    too bad! no more shorts minimini skirt n swimsuits?

  14. rae says:

    i think those are called stetchmarks.look like lightnings right?

  15. Paul says:

    Aiya, don’t ever tattoo… when sudah tua and the skin sags and becomes loose, it looks terrible.

  16. jaz says:

    hehe , i think the cheese tattoo looks nice .. but without the mouse la.. later look weird.. but then again .. tattoo hurts and it’s permanent.. think a lot before doing it oh

  17. Ying Bin Sousa says:

    clement: Wat is ur company?& how much is the treatment wor? 🙂

  18. xx says:

    say, 90% of women hv cellulite, you r not alone, its something to do with genes n hormones, ask ur mom, if she had it, you’ll hv it. 🙂

  19. calv says:

    Hey, if you put the first tatt of cheese there would look nice! and cute though.
    anyways been reading ur blog for a while now but this is only my first comment. Nice work u’ve been doing there. Cheers

  20. wahahah 1st time i hear tatoo the buttock..

  21. aronil says:

    Lol, i just happened to pop over here via advertlets and you’re like a female version of the popular kennysia. Funny stuff you’re putting up. And even though me thinks tattoos can be cool, i wouldn’t put one either, fake ones are good enough – dragonfly! lol!

  22. Ivy says:

    I’m sleepy

  23. sing yee says:

    damn funny la uuuu

  24. XiaoJingLing says:

    right, i got it. if I run short of ideas where to put needles… i’ll think of your backside 😀 you said!

  25. VivianZ says:

    Hahahahahaha, you are funny… but seriously, I like the cheese with the mouse, cute.

  26. CC says:

    I really really REALLY feel sorry for that G-String.

    If it had eyes, it’d cry.. no.. wait.. if it had eyes, it’d DIE!

  27. c 2 says:

    😯 wow….thats all i kan realy say to ths..just ..wow

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