Pun of the day:
Mosquito zappers are such a hit.
I can’t believe there are actually people who come up with 11 ways to treat a mosquito bite!
Wtf. -_-.
How else can you treat a mozzie bite other than scratching it frantically until it’s no longer itchy, and maybe putting some ointment, at most?
OMC why are the kwai los making such a big deal out of some pokes by a tiny insect?
Yes yes, mozzies are the mostest annoyingest living thing in the world (or in your room). I’ll rather have five frogs than a bloodsucker that keeps me sleepless at night in my bedroom. To illustrate its utmost annoyance, i’ve included a mozzie in all my pictures below to send you goosebumps.
Anycheese.
I was just wondering. When you get a mozzie bite, what do you do? I’ll do just anything to stop the itch!
Do you, scratch?
Cheez I love my long nails.
If you do, do you just scratch like a doggie digging bones with 4 fingers, or, scratch around the bite? (I don’t understand why people do that, maybe to prevent infection. But heck, that’s like drinking sea water to quench thirst.)
Do you pinch it like you do to your baby cousin’s apples? You get that sadomasochistic pleasure! 
Sometimes poking seems to gimme that sugar high!
The Golf Ball poke.
But poking with your fingernail is much more fun!
Mostly i poke a cross.
Or a square.
Or lines… Or other design. See how creative you are lor (and the size of the bite).
If that still doesn’t satisfy, the try Mozzie Box. Sure very SHIOK!
Last but not cheese.
Or something you can kill your time (and itchiness) with.
May 1st, 2007 at 9:06 pm
omg…and here i was thinking i am the only one doing the same thing. i personally like the finger nail cross method.
i scratch so much sometimes it DOES become infected and there is a goop of pus where the bite was. ewww. but shiok gila when scratching.
if it comes too unbearable, i use minyak angin.
May 1st, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Me too, I poke a cross with my fingernail! Oh yeah, let’s form “finger nail cross united”! LOL!
May 1st, 2007 at 9:47 pm
I tell you why kwai lou treat mosquito bites so seriously.
I am studying at Brisbane, Australia, and I love to go fishing. Oftenly me and my mates go those freaking bushes to find a small river to fish. I tell you, those mosquitoes are like so freaking huge and they won’t fly away no matter how to swing your arms at them! They attack you like… aaaaaaa I don’t want to explain. *goose bumps* we even attempt to take off our pants to pee, see how many mosquitoes attack our kukuciao.
Want to see how many mosquitoes beside to bush? I am not even inside the bush where I pee yet!
http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0325jr1.jpg
Those bites will stay for few days… some even stayed more than a week! That’s why guai lou have 11 ways to treat mosquito bites. Oh, I forgot to tell you, I even have mosquito repellent applied before heading to that bush.. I doubled up my repellent still no use XD
Bing,
http://www.ahbing.com
May 1st, 2007 at 10:38 pm
OMG. That’s what I did everytime and I though i was the only one doing that. Sometime I even used my teeth to bite…lol
May 1st, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Mozzie Box + Diagonal Lines is da best itch killer~! mwahaha~~
May 1st, 2007 at 11:38 pm
guess this proved that all humans beings are the same, behavior wise.. i do that too…. i wonder if anyone uses saliva to rub on it….
May 1st, 2007 at 11:41 pm
hahahaha.. i just know sth.. we are normal… i thought i’m the only one doing all the above.. hahaha..
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:00 am
hahaha this is so funny. i cant remember the last time i got a moskitoes bite
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:49 am
ha! the tic tac toe is creative!! =) I’ll try that nxt time!! =)
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:57 am
oh my cheese! cheesie, you can make designs out of mosquito bites.. lol… so creative… anyhow, I scratch like nobody’s business… 4 fingers and scratch until it bleeds at times.. haha… after scratching, I’ll mark a cross on the site of the bite with my nails… and walla… that stops it temporarily and the irritation comes back again after a while… -_-”
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:52 am
i make lotsa smiley faces with my nails!!!hahaha =D
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:05 am
I would just scratch it with two fingers. If the size of the bite is big and the itchness is bad, and if I happen to be at home, then I use hair dryer to hot blow the area. Hehehe
May 2nd, 2007 at 6:21 am
whoa bing!!!! u just reminded me of Port Dickson. me n a couple of friends were eaten alive during the night. i woke up in the morning and went to the loo. the amount of mozzies, which greeted me was so freaking unbelievable. i put some body shampoo on my hands, lathered it up and started swinging madly. letting them stick to the soapy soapy hands.
i then arranged them one by one on the tiles and took a shot of it. need to find that picture and post about it.
kcin: erm…i do that too. i mean the saliva. so gross, i know. but sometimes despo situation requires despo actions.
May 2nd, 2007 at 11:47 am
Ouch. That must be painful!
May 2nd, 2007 at 12:34 pm
haha,i like the last pic. nought shld hav won by right.
May 2nd, 2007 at 12:56 pm
mosquitoes~ 好讨厌哦!
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
sometimes scratching that itchiness is orgasmic, man!
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Well saliva works the miracle..
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:08 pm
hi cheesie, what software did u use to edit ur photo?
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Hi Cheesie, Mossies bad, neosporin good. p.s. Kenny sai posted bd pics.
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
lol, unless it’s more than 1 or 2, it wouldn’t be so bad, isn’t it? Scratching is definitely the easy way out. Ouch!
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:38 pm
i use to make all the pattern keke…so wu liao mei shi zuo…I know why kuai lo so nervous when mozzie bite them, mayb because they seldom see mozzie.
May 2nd, 2007 at 11:01 pm
It gets addictive this scratching business. So be careful. It might leave a scar. Could always use running water to ease the itch
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:23 am
Haha! I like doing the ‘lines’ and ‘Mozzie Box’, but we don’t get a lot of mozzie here
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
i salute u for able to write so much just on a mosquito bite ! u indeed have beat that “gwei lo” article “11 ways to treat a mosquito bite!” flat…
May 3rd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
haha, agree with dannie. 服 了 你 ！
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:21 pm
now we have “9 cheesy ways to enjoy the mosquito bite”
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:12 pm
yanduckjauyan yanNgduckjau…wah
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:11 pm
So what’s step 4?
*And yes sharp fingernails do the trick ;D
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
so your next update will be ‘12 ways to treat a bee sting’ ?
May 4th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
alas..i am not alone..almost thought i was the only one around doing funny figures to my mozzy bite
May 5th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Yes, “gwai los” make such a big deal about something as stupid as mosquito bites, says she who dedicates a whole post, complete with pictures, on the very same topic.
May 5th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
haha. i like doing the cross and i sometimes do a circle =D
May 6th, 2007 at 12:38 am
blindsees ~ hey, that is totally 2 different things lah, can’t u differentiate what is serious and what is fun?
May 6th, 2007 at 12:43 am
oops…sorry mis spell ur name…
May 6th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Hey Cfboy,
I was just pointing out the irony of it. No need to get all defensive, there wasn’t any malice behind it or anything.
May 6th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
oops…sorry again then, see u, bye…im going to visit u now,blinksees.
May 6th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Hahaha! A super funny yet creative post! Well, Calamine from pharmacy works for me! In fact it works for my pimples too
May 7th, 2007 at 10:47 am
I make waffles. Looks delicious, too.
It is said that mosquitoes attack high-contrast subjects. This means you need to stop wearing Lim Kok Wing uniform!
May 7th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Peacock, wearing LUCT uniform doesn’t make me high-contrast. I have a godiva 72% skin tone remember? it makes that almost monochrome.
May 10th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I used to do that when I was small.. but doing this will only damage your skin (and mine).
Now.. mozzie bite.. just rub some water over the bite will do
May 11th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
i slapped it real hard till it’s numb. So no more itchylor
May 17th, 2007 at 7:37 am
HUH… As much as that method must work… You should try Mitigator. There’s nothing worse than a bite, but this stuff takes away all the ickiness.. I order it off www.mitigator.com
May 26th, 2007 at 1:26 am
mostly i will poke a cross.. if the itchinesss is so so so so unbearable..i will use comb to scratch on it uncontrollably or violently….weeeeeeee~ XD