Pun of the day:
Mosquito zappers are such a hit.

I can’t believe there are actually people who come up with 11 ways to treat a mosquito bite!

 

Wtf. -_-.

How else can you treat a mozzie bite other than scratching it frantically until it’s no longer itchy, and maybe putting some ointment, at most?

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OMC why are the kwai los making such a big deal out of some pokes by a tiny insect?

Yes yes, mozzies are the mostest annoyingest living thing in the world (or in your room). I’ll rather have five frogs than a bloodsucker that keeps me sleepless at night in my bedroom. To illustrate its utmost annoyance, i’ve included a mozzie in all my pictures below to send you goosebumps.

Anycheese.

I was just wondering. When you get a mozzie bite, what do you do? I’ll do just anything to stop the itch!

Do you, scratch?

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Cheez I love my long nails.

 

If you do, do you just scratch like a doggie digging bones with 4 fingers, or, scratch around the bite? (I don’t understand why people do that, maybe to prevent infection. But heck, that’s like drinking sea water to quench thirst.)

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Do you pinch it like you do to your baby cousin’s apples? You get that sadomasochistic pleasure! 😀

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Sometimes poking seems to gimme that sugar high!

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The Golf Ball poke.

But poking with your fingernail is much more fun!

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Mostly i poke a cross.

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Or a square.

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Or lines… Or other design. See how creative you are lor (and the size of the bite).

If that still doesn’t satisfy, the try Mozzie Box. Sure very SHIOK!

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Last but not cheese.
Or something you can kill your time (and itchiness) with.

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😀

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