Porkie\'s House

in Shenley is small but he has interesting stuff!

He has several eccentric fishes. I’m just gonna quote directly from Chocoland.

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This is Fat, Porkie’s baobei fishie.

Do you think there’s anything wrong with this picture?

 

 

Yes.

 

 

Answer is, the picture is supposed to be upside down.

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Fat has been swimming upside down for 4 years.

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Poor Fat has been overfed by his evil master and is now obese with a spare tyre so huge he can only float.

 

Nevermai. But all other fishies also liddat!

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This is Momo.

This one lagi teruk. Cannot move at all. When he struggles he can like float a few inches, then sinks back to the bottom. Like a deadfish that still breathes. O.o Then Porkie’s dad actually has to use a stick to feed him. -_-

 

 

But i can understand why.

 

Whoever stays in Porkie’s house will become obese, BECAUSE!

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His dad is such a brilliant cook.

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He cooks Japanese curry katsu for supper.

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Full English breakfast for… breakfast.

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Mash & Pie for dinner.

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In XXL portion.

 

And his house is never out of snacks.

 

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Cheese & Ham toast for tea time.

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Dozens of KRISPY KREME!!!!!!666 for our Wii sessions.

 

And he has a super gorgeous garden!

(that is good to camwhore in)

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They even have an apple tree!!!!

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I love apple.

 

And i thought apple trees are all very tall one!

Check this out!

 

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Even Cheddie can reach and pick some!

 

Very cute lo. Everything mini size one. Even the maple!

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Wish upon a maple

Cheez i never thought i can camwhore so much in someone’s backyard!

 

And i heard London is very cold now. :(

35 people cheesed “Porkie’s House”

  1. misha HONG KONG says:

    Misha first?

  2. misha HONG KONG says:

    yes!! Misha first to comment !

  3. babyQ MALAYSIA says:

    lucky porkie and lucky you! I wish to have a dad who can cook too.

  4. Muchakucha SINGAPORE says:

    There’s this sudden revelation that I shall marry a guy who cooks like Porkie’s dad and live happily obese ever after.

  5. ahbuthen MALAYSIA says:

    baobei Fat and Momo seriously need a diet !

  6. Kenny UNITED STATES says:

    Those fish need help.

  7. snow MALAYSIA says:

    wa.. u hv me drooling…can i stay in porkie’s house for a day?

  8. Ying Bin Sousa MALAYSIA says:

    Porkie: U better invite me 2 ur house when I go 2 London!Send my regards 2 ur parents 1st,lol! :D

  9. cereal MALAYSIA says:

    omygawd, at first all tot the fishies were dead when they floated upside down! How can fishes get so overfed??
    Porkie is sooo lucky to get a dad who’s a great cook, and whose house never runs out of food^^. btw, ur pics in the garden look fantastic!

  10. Porkie UNITED KINGDOM says:

    Bin Bin - hehehe..of course.. :P

    Cheesie - nevermind the garden..din get chance to camwhore in the woods n at da church n orchard :(

  11. zee MALAYSIA says:

    starve them to save them! poor fish!

  12. Aki MALAYSIA says:

    I tot I smelled ham and bacon and maple!
    *Sniff sniff*
    ahhH~~~~~~~ hahaha

  13. gaL MALAYSIA says:

    what type of fish is momo? do i see a beak? haha.

  14. pay leng MALAYSIA says:

    omg those strawberries are HUGE!:D

  15. haha AUSTRALIA says:

    poor fish!!!!!!!

  16. misha HONG KONG says:

    me also want to go to london!

  17. joe MALAYSIA says:

    swimming upside down is usually signs of swimbladder problems..its probably gulping too much air when it eats..feed your fish sinking foods rather than floating types, it won’t in hale so much air this way.

  18. chellcee MALAYSIA says:

    Now I feel hungry for some cheese and ham on toast, since that’s the only thing I can make. At 10.30 pm at night.

    Never mind. Shall stock up on water now. Tomorrow I eat. =(

  19. vss3t UNITED KINGDOM says:

    yes. it’s EXTREMELY cold right now. 3 Celcius out there at noon.

  20. sugar UNITED KINGDOM says:

    Hey vss3t, me in East London (near Dockland) is 10′c right now, 11.30pm… have you read the news that we are expecting an early winter this year?…
    Cheesy, it has been raining in London for the pass few days. The sky would be grey most of the days. Never did I appreciate sunshine more than ever… no wonder the saying, “only British and crazy dog walk under the sun”…

  21. jam MALAYSIA says:

    You got the talents! Anywhere anyhow you can do camwhoring, not to mention in people’s backyard.

  22. angel MALAYSIA says:

    poor momo, starve it for couple of days then feed it peas, it should get better.

  23. cassie MALAYSIA says:

    even scattered leaves look so nice, like little flowers…

  24. lin MALAYSIA says:

    ^ . ^ home sweet home ^ . ^

  25. Cheesecakeerian MALAYSIA says:

    OMG *drool* Why can’t I have a daddy who cooks yummy food like Porkie’s?=(

  26. rinachew MALAYSIA says:

    Slurps at the food!

  27. misha HONG KONG says:

    jeijie .. i love your photos (ifeel)… SOOO pretty!!!

  28. Kay UNITED STATES says:

    Those are some cute fish!

  29. joe17301 REPUBLIC OF KOREA says:

    Hi Cheesie

    ‘Beautiful pictures again.
    I feel so hungry now… no meat pie here…
    I need… pie…

    PIE!

  30. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    thank you mishapie. ^^

  31. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    joe: oops. You can eat any pie but MISHA PIE! :D

  32. The Faux Fashionista MALAYSIA says:

    So much delicious food! The strawberries look humungous!! And the backyard is uber awesome! :D

  33. JuDy MALAYSIA says:

    the goldfishes look kinda sad to me.haha.one of my goldfish died not too long ago cz my family overfed it i tin.ehe. =)

  34. Jasmine MALAYSIA says:

    hi cheesie, some of your poses brings out the best in you.. avoid those makes ur face skinny.. ….

  35. zthon UNITED KINGDOM says:

    porkie’s dad can open a restaurant. sure can get a lot of profit. the food looks so yummy. *drools*

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