The Bill Gates test
February 9, 2008
Boy loves girl. Girl loves money. Boy wants to do whatever he can to keep girl happy. Girl wants to know how much boy loves girl.
Girl: If today you break up with me, you will instantly become rich like Bill Gates. Would you do it?
(Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey i will never exchange you for anything/money means nothing to me if it means i’ll lose you” bullshit)
Boy: Yea.
Girl: Why, i thought you said you love me very much.
Boy: Because i can woo you back the next day if i become rich like Bill Gates.
Girl: No, the catch is that you will never be able to be with me, ever again.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Will you still break up with me?
(Girl is prepared to hear the “why honey i will never exchange you for anything/money means nothing to me if it means i’ll lose you” bullshit, again.)
Boy: Yea.
Girl: Why, i thought you said there’s nothing you will give me up for.
Boy: Because then i will be able to give you half of my wealth, and you will live a very happy life.
Will you?
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Oh the irony! How did you come up with this one?
If i was rich like Bill gates i’d have more than one wife
Aw, the guy is so sweet!
By the way, I love what you did to your cheeserland banner (I mean that thing at the top, don’t know what exactly it’s called) for cny
If I will be rich like Bill Gates, then I will break up with her. Otherwise, how can she knows that I wil be rich in the future? Hehee……:)
Hmm, where is the logic? @@
actually, i hate all these rhetoricals. if i truly love someone….i will give her my best. and i expect her to do the same for me too. its that simple.
yr happiness, my utmost concern. have never been this serious
merry christmas and a happy new year!
how sweet! but the thing is that will she be happy?
thats nice of the guy… btw can i ask u how you blur the background of the picture while keeping the main object in focus (in a photo)? coz ur photography rocks!
Same boat as sheon on this one. Though it’d pain me for the stipulation that i couldn’t be with her ever again would kill/haunt me..
Omg that’s so sweet of the guy! XD Whoahh I’m not the top 10 to comment
i will ;)
I’ll take the money first.. hehehehheheh
yah take money take money. bill gates man, multimillionaire, not just millionaire………….