Mr.bbq:
Another London inspired trip brought to you by Cheesie! This time a little heavy on the adult side, but something you don’t see everyday 
Do remember to vote for Cheesie in the Malaysian Dreamgirl Reality Series, which you can check out here. Just SMS “DREAM 11″ to 33001 (RM1 per vote) and help publicise (if you want la :D) in your blog… just link back!
Warning: Children go away.
Misha pie, can you please hit the red X button and go visit bratz.com instead. Come back tomorrow and we’ll talk about Paddington Bears. 
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This is so sexciting! More so than the Edison Chen scandal.
I went to the the world’s first “sex theme park” in London!!!
It’s called the Amora SEXPO (pun intended :D)! It has nine separate rooms dealing with separate sexual areas/themes, including Sexplorium where tons of toys *ahem* are available, Aphrodisiac Lounge, Fantasy and Fetish *ahem ahem*, and Amorgasm *ahem ahem ahem*.
Genitals and breasts in all kinds of shapes.
Hahahaha some shapes really funny wei!!! Can you identify yours? 
Haha, she got turned on by me!!!
Feel it yourself. At no cost. Damn shiok!
You also actually get to erm.. *ahem*
The Orgasm Tunnel. You get to see videos of random people sexperiencing an orgasm. I think those are the volunteers who willingly masturbate in front of the video cam. Really damn pui fok all these people. They can actually orgasm on camera. More sexpert than porn stars no?
Woohoo! Kinky!
Haha you think only girls are up for a spank is it!
An erotic book by Agent Provocateur. Ok I look really really, erm… naughty.
Here’s a huge spacious room with fluffy pillows lying around the floor. Hmm i wonder what is the room for!
The aphrodisiac food chart.
I actually really doubt the scientific reasons behind it. It’s like saying eating walnuts are good for your brains because yi ying bou ying (dunno how to explain! Basically it’s nutritious because it looks the the actual thing, wtf?)
Banana is good because it’s phallic looking? (So is brinjal, cucumber, carrot, okra, peanut and erm… twsities? Lolol).
Oyster!!! Because they say the pungent smell is akin that of a… ?!
Asparagus Tips! Another phallic looking veg. But come on! Who wants their penis to look like an asparagus stick!
Truffle! Omg. I love atas food but I actually think truffle tastes funny! Guess what? It says that truffle has an odor similar to pheromone (whatever that is) given off by male pig. WTF?!?!? So all these while I’ve been savoring pigs pheromone (seriously, whatever that is, yucks!) in my pastas!
Honey? Hi, Honey, you want some?
Caviar! WHY ARE ALL THE APHRODISIAC FOOD SO SEXPENSIVE!!! You mean, only rich people have the privilege enjoy orgasms is it?!? But sex is supposed to be the cheapest entertainment in the world! (Else why you think poor countries have such big populations!)
Pomegranate. “The Karma Sutra advises lovers to split a pomegranate in two and share it before sex to increase and boost fertility”.
Chocolate. Clichéd.
Strawberry!!! They call it the nipples of love. Hahaha. I never knew strawbies are aphrodisiac. Just the sight of it makes me happy. I think i’m really a nipple person. -_-
Champagne! The only reason I think it is sexy is because it makes you tipsy. Reeeeeeeeal fast.
OMG. Look what I’ve been eating.
What the cheese.
CHEESE!!!!
Is that why I have been feeling…. horny?!? O.o
Oh and, Durian? Aphrodisiac? Really? Are you sure? Are you very very sure?!? *burps*
Ok i’m predicting by this period of time i should be feeling ultra miserable in Malaysian dream girl. Yay.
Written 28/02/2008, 10:00PM
She definitely didn’t predict she could write up one small but special post for you Lets support her, your very own gorgeous Dreamgirl (banner request still up, anybody wanna help design a “Vote for Cheesie” thingie?
March 11th, 2008 at 7:16 am
misha did not read the post
misha came to comment are directly 
hehehe .. good luck jiejie R 
hugs hugs
March 11th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Now I know why pigs are used to snort out truffles…
March 11th, 2008 at 7:45 am
i can help her design! how send to email izit?
March 11th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Shame you didn’t make it to the final 12 of dreamgirls, you’ll kick ass. Nice entry Cheesie (but naughty) .
March 11th, 2008 at 8:21 am
good stuff, cant believe it that you actually been there and see it all. make me so jealous
March 11th, 2008 at 8:30 am
misha: i don’t berief! haha kidding misha why are you so cute!~
chairmanmeow: because..? i dun geddit
kevin tan: can! send it to cheesie@italkcrap.com thank you thank you thank you!
sisuahlai: but she did!! see the post here!
Charlie: this woman travels like nobody’s business.. but she hasn’t seen all of london yet
March 11th, 2008 at 8:36 am
i’m very interested to go there if i’ve got the chance
March 11th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Durty …durty Chessie
March 11th, 2008 at 9:55 am
awwww misha is sooooo cute!!
March 11th, 2008 at 10:26 am
(quote)”It says that truffle has an odor similar to pheromone (whatever that is) given off by male pig. WTF?!?!? So all these while I’ve been savoring pigs pheromone (seriously, whatever that is, yucks!) in my pastas!”(unquote)
Which is why female pigs are used to find truffles!
March 11th, 2008 at 10:47 am
hmmm…. interesting place!
so i’ll see you this saturday, but guess you won’t know who am i..haaha
March 11th, 2008 at 10:52 am
guys can go nang this ah, garner more support
http://innit.nuffnang.com/view.php?id=2033
March 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
did u try on any of that thing that stick out of the wall? anyone did anything indecent over there?
March 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am
@ clement only kenny would post pics of him using a tool…lol
March 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am
did u try the ‘whispers’ headsets?… it tells you some tips on how to spot if your lover has been faking it…
March 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
hmmm..this is a place i’d like to visit, best theme park ever!
March 11th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
mana mana 18SX..?…i see only buah2an…bananas..papayas….
March 11th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Oh no… I am too young to see this…
March 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
*ahem*
March 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
someone is getting horny LOL! this is obscene! public nudity! where’s the censorship board?
March 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Hahahaha I knew deep inside Cheesie is as perverted as I am. Maybe she enjoys the attention. Come to me Cheesie. I will show the the pleasure of the Dark Side.
Mwahahahahahaha
Love,
Stalker-san
March 11th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Interesting place…..
March 11th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No one is as perverted as you and you can only dream of her going to you mate.
March 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I always wanted to go to a sexpo. It seems like not necessary now as you give us more than comprehensive coverage. Good luck in the Dream Girl thingy ya!
March 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Dear Cheesie,
Er. Interesting article. Really better than the Edison Chen’s scandal topic. So, after experiencing it. Does this make yourself more open minded towards well…the *ahem* you know what?;)
March 11th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
traditionally sow were used to sniff out truffles…because of that reason…..but it has its disadvantage..the pigs usually eat the truffles…..so now…dogs were trained for that reason…..
i’ve seen truffle-hunting dogs….and fresh truffles taste a lot better than those soaked in those little jars.
fresh truffle left in the fridge will leave the scent on everything…..even on my opened pack of milk carton…
March 11th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I’ve always been curious about the theme park but never found myself wanting to go enough, but hehe yes I think after this post, the theme park will be the first on my list to visit when i go down to london again!
good luck for the Msian DreamGirl Cheesie! You can do it!
March 11th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
wah…i’ve gotta go to that place…lol
March 11th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
ah.. yatta
March 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
=O yummie post *ahem* cute! ah.. jie jie pretty *ahem* looks kawaii
aki wanna touch that nai nai too (#>.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
i wonder what happens when you eat allll the aphrodisiac food on the chart in one meal?
March 11th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
sex theme park? wow, great & nice, i like such stuffs…lolz
i just wonder if any real human model inside? :p
March 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
HAHAHAH!…so funny. when was this ”exibition” anyway? i was in london last year. but didnt hear about this..haha
March 11th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Dang, seems ‘interesting’ wei. Haha. I’d totally pay this place a visit.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:47 am
amora is really fun, you guys who are around the area should pay it a visit… that is, if they haven’t moved out of Trocadero yet!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Okie, I’ve voted. Can only vote once la, I’m low on credit. Didn’t expect Durian to be in there.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:31 am
misha is not cute .. jie jie R is cuter !!!! Happy weds everyone!!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:28 am
ront, you’re from finland?! that’s amazing, love your flag
misha is always cute hehe, Ringo jie jie is gorgeous and you’ll grow up to be like her, if not better =D
happy wednesday all!!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:36 am
mr bbq (korkor?) .. hahaha .. how can misha better than jiejie R
ok ok .. time to go to school .. byeee everyone and have a fantastic weds ok ?
March 12th, 2008 at 8:43 am
yea kor kor is correct misha =D that’s because you’re still young and on the way to being gorgeous too! i can already see signs by reading your blog hehe. have fun in school!
March 12th, 2008 at 10:39 am
OMGG whata place!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:24 am
cool! never see something like this before, anything to ride inside this theme park?
March 12th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
wow….i think he hope to have one such expo held in langkawi is totally outta the question, right?…hahahahahahahahaa…….
hahaha….so funny you fingered a …err………fake vagina….
March 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
LOL. opps =X
March 12th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
do they display Zakaria & Toyo’s ass hole there?
March 16th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
hehehe… been there too..!! and i love that wall sculpture..!! really if the dildo’s are not that expensive and pounds conversion are lower, i was thinking to buy them as souvenirs to all my firends… hehehehe..
March 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
@Lison: from Korea?! wow… but yeah the place is awesome no? Haha… seriously would have made damn nice souveniers
March 16th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
btw i am from malaysia! just reading your blog in korea.. :-/
March 16th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
@lison, mr.bbq is just the janitor here maintaining the blog while cheesie is away..he’s not cheesie
March 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
@lison: yeah i’m just a janitor lol
cheesie’s currently away so we all miss her 
yea i know you’re a Malaysian who’s now in korea, i’m just impressed because I also want to go Korea!
March 17th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
what a sexperience!! O.O