Oh my god. Ringo, Ringo, Ringo. What have you become.
So many tulanful incidents have happened. I am cantankerous. The mere sight of a lousy movie poster can irk me to no end. I cannot believe there are actually morons who enjoyed watching crap like the Forbidden Kingdom. It sure as hell looks like a movie which after watching, you will feel like slapping yourself, registering multiple accounts on IMDB to sabotage the rating before developing a premature brain malfunction. What makes me more tulan is how tasteless people give shitty influence and tell you a certain movie rocks. Either they are really really stupid and have an excellent taste for movie akin that of a bean sprout, or they have a personal vendetta against you.
And the worst thing is, I actually went and watched The Forbidden Kingdom.
And when Jackie Chan in his ridiculous dreadlocks and ancient Chinese suit opened his mouth and spoke English, all hell broke loose. I pulled my hair and went insane.
A total insult to Chinese literature. Which after watching, of course, i felt like slapping myself, registering multiple account on IMBD to sabotage the rating before developing a premature brain malfunction.
I was wrong. I thought that after 54 cheesnimonous days of torture there isn’t any shit I cannot take. But I just realized that I’ve become so nastily petulant I’m entirely capable of blowing a relationship off over MSN. Before that, I swallowed whatever shit thrown at me. If I was in a good mood I might even lick the faeces coated floor clean. And now, you give me a bucketful of shit, I throw it at the spinning ceiling fan and walk away.
Cheesus. You know what? I hate insensitive people. And what’s with men and their freaking ego? Have they ever heard of PMS? Can they like, compromise a little more and be a tad more loving? God. And I hate overcooked salmon. And IBS. And hot weather. And restaurants that always close on the day I visit them. And the fact that I’m at Starbucks right now because I was stupid enough to pay RM98 for constipated broadband that doesn’t work.
Ok. Excuse me now because I reaaaally need to go throw my fucckaccino randomly at a barista.
Back.
I’m sorry. I just remembered that my period is due these few days. I’m going to be bloody mad. Pun intended.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
mm.. a suggestion,u can try imagining urself as a mozzarella cheese everytime PMS approches,coz when u are boiling mad, u ..ahhh, melt.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Hi dear, I realise that you are too over confident on urself which is not good to yourself cos in the end you are the one who hurt. Take it easy you are still young and you still got a lot of times to do watever you like why feel sad? Nothing is impossible. Like what others said, you have already do your very best on the competition and juz take it as an experience a very good experience. I’m sure GOD is preparing something good for you. Don’t worry be happy ya! Cheers!
May 7th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
^^
plz dun melt yourself….
thn we will have 1 less blog to visit…
May 7th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Young mommy: thank you for advice but quite the contrary i’m nowhere near over confident and this post has nothing to do with MDG actually. ok and i should stop being defensive. Grrrrrrrr. ok you’re right. I’m just
a littlevery cranky because of certain morons who did certain moronic things today.May 7th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
mm.. who is that moron then!? tell tell..
or atleast tell us what happend??? cool down k… go take a hot bath and sleep early.U”ll be fine tmorrow.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
It’s IMDB…
…and I think I’ve become one of them morons by correcting that… :p
May 7th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
kelv: i know lo. ok ok. Gtg now before the barista bawl me out lol.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
shu yen: SEE! I’m so blinded by anger i typed wrong! Ok thanks for correcting and no you no moron k.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Can’t you flutter your lashes and get the barista to let you stay 1/2hr more? haha!
Nice to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t think highly of yet another made for the west.. Chinese film..
May 7th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Hey Cheesie, time to take a break, have a holiday, go somewhere nice, come to Perth
May 7th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Cheesie…chill chill….cheese will melt if it heats up to a certain degree….don’t get angry at the morons…afterall they are morons.so their job is to be idiotic…and all you need to do is ignore them. they’ll probably be more irritated by you being so calm…
cheesie smileee!:)
May 7th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Blow fuse period..
May 7th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Sis! You sound like me when I have PMS la! HAHAHAHA have you seen my ‘You know what’s my most hated color’ post!
May 7th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
aiyoh aiyoh why lah so emo!
May 7th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
hmmmm remember to prepare for it, or else you will be more frust, hehehe
May 8th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Hey cheesie…!!Dennis here…Do ya still remember me?? How are you nowadays ?!
May 8th, 2008 at 3:46 am
hugsywugsy
May 8th, 2008 at 6:01 am
Cheeeeese, chill. Hope you are alright and also great performance u’ve shown on MDG.
Bout the movie, from my personal point of view, it isn’t too bad and in fact a great cinematography and simple fantasy story-telling.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:35 am
good morning jiejie R …
May 8th, 2008 at 7:23 am
You sound so arrogant.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:47 am
No longer on my blogs to read …bye.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I’m just so happy that you’re actively blogging again. Glad to know that you can be bitcheese at times. Bloody loving it!
May 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Dropping by to say hi. Stopped visiting here since MDG, since I’m anti-reality shows. Hopefully you’ll get over your reality stint and be happy & fabulous again..
Speaking of coffee & good taste, recent place I like is Pick&Brew@1U… cosy classy ($$ though) and super-excellent coffee brews. No I’m not advertising haha just that I think I’ve good taste..
May 8th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Just let the anger ride through you. Cant help you with morons though. There’s one at every Staurbucks. Cabutz! hehe
May 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
From sweet girl to arrogant girl after MDG
May 8th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Hey, Been following your blog for a while! Just want to say, do what you want, do what you feel like doing.. and you DO NOT owe anyone for what how your behave……..
trust me.. its so hard to please everyone! cheers!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I am a little confused…what part of the post was arrogant?
I didn’t see any arrogance, just an uber frustrated cheese.
And hey, doesn’t it happen to all of us (girls)?
May 8th, 2008 at 11:54 am
so cute~ hehe. really enjoy when reading ur blog. very interesting.
May 8th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
stay away from salty,sugarly, processed,and spicy food, avoid alcohol,coffee and tea…have a nice period.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
remember to laugh…
PMS joke : A couple was sitting around their apartment, she was clipping coupons while he was reading the Bible. the old man said to his wife, “you know honey, everything you ever wanted to know about life is in here.”
she returned, “well, maybe not everything, dear.”
he replied back, “sure, just name one thing i can’t find in here.”
she said, “PMS, you won’t find anything about it in there.”
he began flipping through the pages, going from one chapter to another, pausing for a few seconds only before going on to the next page, after about 10 minutes, he looked up at his wife and said,
” aha! here it is, i told you everything was in here.”
Then he proceeded to begin reading the script “….and Mary rode Joseph’s ass…”
May 8th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
GFish, people will see things how they what to see them. Maybe they object to the morons bit? haha..
May 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
hey girl…cool…chill…PMS..it happens to every girl. i have my bad when it’s PMS.really sucky tho. anyway,am glad u’re actively blogging again. stay cheerful k.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Rub your breasts slowly in outward,circular motions. Right hand will turn counter-clockwise. Left hand - clockwise. Do this 360x twice a day & your period will soon be suspended. So you won’t get PMS & it’s natural birth control. Once you stopped this exercise, your period will resume.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Its okay to be frustrated once in a while,
Just vent it all out, and let this pass soon, k?
All the best, Cheesie!
May 8th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
good! dun take shit from ppl! um… dun lick the floor off either … eeeyer ur metaphore very hyperbola la.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
damn… i always tot u were a flake… but reading how pissed u are kinda make u very attractive…. n a vocab to go with it …. lol
May 8th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
U watched Forbidden Kingdom?! Not nice meh? I thought the 2 fellas collaborating togetha’ should be awesome! hmm… Forbidden movie jadinya~ >.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
like so true lo…when jackie chan spoke english i terus =___________________=
totally sweat
May 8th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
angry cheese;
i miss the happy cheese.
go do something you love, it might help.
perhaps, go get some cheesecake?;
then you can turn yummy again.
cheerio~
May 8th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Mwahahahaha, angry Cheese is kinda hot.
And a bit more human than happy-all-the-time Cheese is.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Boney M has a song for you:
Cheesie, cheesie cool~~~
Cheesie, cheesie cool~~~
Be cool and stay cool k?
May 8th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I miss reading your blog!! Sobs.. But what to do.. I have no choice but to complete my NS. STUPID STUPID NS!! I love your bimbotic posts.. ;D heheheheh!
May 8th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
So when we gonna hear a cheesie chant like the McDonalds one?
May 8th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I hate overcooked salmon too! xD
May 8th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
You should watch the film ‘Trivial Matters’! That will make up for the chinatrocity that is ‘Forbidden Kingdom’…
May 9th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Hi there cheesie!!! Wow…it’s been so long!!!!
i initially thought forbidden kingdom would be a flop. but after watching it…i actually liked what i saw…….
May 9th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
am i the only person who think forbidden kingdom rocks?!!
ok.. just kidding, i only like the fighting scenes and the opening credit
May 9th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Your blog is getting boring…… People are leaving.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
hahahaha funny post, I like it how you vent your anger in a creative way, Ally McBeal-ish. Sometimes it’s better to let anger out than in.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:30 am
bad day?….have some chocolate
May 10th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I agree with Creamie. And it’s such a shame, I used to love this blog..
May 10th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
did someone say chocolate?!
*perks up*
May 11th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Guess I chat with you in a wrong time.
May 13th, 2008 at 11:17 am
stay cool cheesie…