Uluwatu & Jimbaran

June 27, 2008

Season Monkeys and Dicks

Uluwatu Temple

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Must wear a sarong before going into a temple in Bali.

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There were a lot of monkeys in the wild. And they are all professional item snatching thieves.

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This..

Is the thief that stole my flower hair band.

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And he’s got huge coconuts like Keju

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And the said thief proceeded to snatch Keju’s pen.

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Camwhoring with one hairband less.


The temple has got quite an awesome view!

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Beautiful sea view

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If you are lucky enough, you might spot a rare purple-color stranded mermaid. Ahem.

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And take picture with him it.

Sunset

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Kecak/Monkey Dance Performance

Keju said let’s go watch the Monkey Dance. Throughout the performance i kept asking Keju and Chriso why wasn’t there any monkeys. Later i found out that no real monkey is involved in the performance. -_-

The Kecak Dance speaks of a story from the Ramayana where Prince Rama, helped by the Monkey King Hanoman (ooooh.) battled the evil king Ravana to rescue Sita.

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Keju said the performance looks like what will happen on a Chinese New Year Reunion dinner table. Why?

Those people kept on going “Jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak”.

Get a quick glimpse of the Kecak Dance opening.


Jiak jiak jiak! HAHAHHA!

Dinner at Jimbaran

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Dinner at the seaside. :)

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Saw this sign when on the way from airport to Kuta. Then we purposely went back there and snapped a picture. Then it became most re-used joke throughout our entire journey in Bali.

Oh. Burn me! Burn me alive!

How mercilessly ferocious.

Shopping for uhm, wooden penis

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Keju discovered his perfect souvenirs for friends.

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Durian flavored condom.

Keju was so happy he grew three dicks.

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“Hmmm. Now which one should i use?”

Now he can try the Lychee, Banana and Durian flavors all at once.

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“Hello. You like my new ahem?”

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“I really like it. Lemmi have a closer look of it.”

*attempts to take it out*

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Keju’s new ahem is gone.

29 people cheesed “Uluwatu & Jimbaran”

  1. jam MALAYSIA says:

    Why Kenny likes to act clown? Not very smart of him.

  2. ST MALAYSIA says:

    oh my god! i lol-ed throughout the post.

  3. why worry, he bought 3 white dicks earlier mah

  4. cot MALAYSIA says:

    Wow, life like! Is that what people in Bali use? ;) sick.

  5. zachary UNITED KINGDOM says:

    how come KS appeared so frequently in ur posts lately? some more acting so silly n bak chi~~ hmm.. n not 2 mentioned it’s getting more n more 18sx..

    anyhow, i do enjoy~~ keep it up~~!

  6. chee hong MALAYSIA says:

    Haiz….it started out with nice scenery photos…

    and ended with Kennysia *ahem* photos…..
    XD x 123

  7. zachary UNITED KINGDOM says:

    testing testing 123.. how come my flag bcome UK one? i’m in sri lanka wo.. something wrong here..

  8. KY MALAYSIA says:

    Best bottle opener ever! :D

  9. sheryl0202 SINGAPORE says:

    love those pictures at Uluwatu. Those monkeys are scary! They snatched my mineral water and happily drink it!

  10. den MALAYSIA says:

    儿童不宜

  11. blu SINGAPORE says:

    haha! KS getting more and more explicit horr…
    eh! in singapore they also have such monkey-snatching cases except it mostly happens around nature reserves. and the monkeys are not so wild, maybe. i havent seen them before.

  12. jean MALAYSIA says:

    shame oh shame shame kenny

  13. viviensiu MALAYSIA says:

    hahahahaha! that’s very funny :)

  14. Kent MALAYSIA says:

    Funny sia
    XD

  15. andrew MALAYSIA says:

    wah! damn nice kan?? LOL…. chingy so wanna go holiday d!! haa

  16. gal MALAYSIA says:

    cheh! this kenny!

  17. ahlost MALAYSIA says:

    Wah.. Super like the “beautiful sea view”… So beautifol ah…

    and and *ROFLMAO* at the last pic…

  18. vic MALAYSIA says:

    he got a nice size ahem

  19. tom MALAYSIA says:

    Uluwatu temple is always better than Tanah Lot..
    OMG! I miss Bali!! …

  20. simplicityx NEW ZEALAND says:

    omg @_@ i thought his dick was real at first @_@ where’d you get your top? i love it :D

  21. angeling MALAYSIA says:

    omg!!! 2nd last pic…the more you look at it the more you’ll laugh!

  22. joshuatly MALAYSIA says:

    really funny picture of keju (funny sia)…
    Haha

  23. asada MALAYSIA says:

    ohh.. pls stop posting the digusting sia la… so ulgy & fat some more act cute..
    叫他省一点啦!

  24. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    simplicityx: From Miss Selfridge!!! loooooooooooong time ago!

  25. Simon Seow UNITED STATES says:

    OMG, IcyQueenGoddess’s face was censored to a whole new dimension.

  26. howshouse MALAYSIA says:

    why censor icyqueengoddess’s face? sorry, don’t know any historical info…maybe can enlighten?

    [howshouse.com]

  27. boon kheng MALAYSIA says:

    How come such people do the pervert business of selling wooden *ahem*?
    Kudos to Cheesie’s candid work. If not we’d never know. Haha.

  28. sooyin MALAYSIA says:

    Cheesie, I think I took a photo of the exact same monkey (in your fifth picture) when I was there in March…(http://www.flickr.com/photos/sooyin/2427595502/in/set-72157604636060439/)…such a poser-la, that monkey, haha! =P

  29. cheesie MALAYSIA says:

    your photo so much better la! lol.
    but how u know is the same one?

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