Season Monkeys and Dicks

Uluwatu Temple

Must wear a sarong before going into a temple in Bali.

There were a lot of monkeys in the wild. And they are all professional item snatching thieves.

This..

Is the thief that stole my flower hair band.

And he’s got huge coconuts like Keju

And the said thief proceeded to snatch Keju’s pen.

Camwhoring with one hairband less.

The temple has got quite an awesome view!

Beautiful sea view

If you are lucky enough, you might spot a rare purple-color stranded mermaid. Ahem.

And take picture with him it.

Sunset

Kecak/Monkey Dance Performance

Keju said let’s go watch the Monkey Dance. Throughout the performance i kept asking Keju and Chriso why wasn’t there any monkeys. Later i found out that no real monkey is involved in the performance. -_-

The Kecak Dance speaks of a story from the Ramayana where Prince Rama, helped by the Monkey King Hanoman (ooooh.) battled the evil king Ravana to rescue Sita.

Keju said the performance looks like what will happen on a Chinese New Year Reunion dinner table. Why?

Those people kept on going “Jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak jiak”.

Get a quick glimpse of the Kecak Dance opening.

Jiak jiak jiak! HAHAHHA!

Dinner at Jimbaran

Dinner at the seaside. 🙂

Saw this sign when on the way from airport to Kuta. Then we purposely went back there and snapped a picture. Then it became most re-used joke throughout our entire journey in Bali.

Oh. Burn me! Burn me alive!

How mercilessly ferocious.

Shopping for uhm, wooden penis

Keju discovered his perfect souvenirs for friends.

Durian flavored condom.

Keju was so happy he grew three dicks.

“Hmmm. Now which one should i use?”

Now he can try the Lychee, Banana and Durian flavors all at once.

“Hello. You like my new ahem?”

“I really like it. Lemmi have a closer look of it.”

*attempts to take it out*

Keju’s new ahem is gone.