I can’t sleep. At 2am.
Got so many sheep mooing around but my math sucks! I need a freaking calculator! Eh wait. Sheep don’t moo. Bah.
I think i slept too much yesterday. I swear to myself (of course i’m God, what are you talking about) the flu med is making me drowsy, but i can’t sleep.
I’m recovering well, but i just hit a new low in my life. I’m 37kg ++. (Eh what am i talking about. No no, not in my life. When i was born i was only 7lbs).
I think i’m slowly disappearing. By the rate of how my weight is diminishing every day, i will be gone by December. (If my calculation is correct. (Then again my math sucks.)) (Oh my God, i mean, Oh Myself, i’m so annoying! I keep typing in brackets!! Go away!! (((())))))) Would anyone chip in for a nice place in Nilai Memorial Park for me? Wait. You don’t even have my appendix to bury. Who am i kidding.
Arrgh i think i sort zhor la!!! Must be the flu med!!! *inhale, focus, focus, God cannot get sick one*
When i blog at night hor, especially wee hours (why ah, people with small bladders always wake up middle of the night is it?) like this, you see, my alter cheesego has gotten the better of me (is it a good thing? because the majority is better now(see i’m doing the bracket thing again!!!)). But i dunno which alter cheesego la. And i’m not even drunk. If anything it’s the flu med. Maybe next time you should try. Cheaper than shroom. HAHAHA
I got advert to write but i can’t seem to focus!! Arggh!
Then i suddenly thought of this question hor. Actually a lot of funny things happened in my Japanese class! My teacher is so funny.
He told us nowadays Japanese people like to speak incorrect Japanese on purpose. For example, the correct way of saying “i don’t know” is “wakarimasen” or “wakaranai” or “wakannai” or even “wakaran” is accepted. But nowadays people purposely say “wakarinai”. HAHAHA not funny meh?
Then i asked him why. He thought for awhile, he couldn’t answer me.
Then i told him, eh, in English also we do that. We always say “i is hungry” (sometimes i say i is hunger, please tell me you say that too! eh dammit please stop me from the bracket thing) and like, “i can has cheezburger”! Hahaha. Then he asked me why. Then i thought for awhile, i couldn’t answer him. -_-
He also said, nowadays in Japan people shorten a phrase to such an extent, when “arigatougozaimasu” become “azas”. Honto! Eh, i mean, it’s real!!! SO funny!
Then i told him, we also say “you eat d not” instead of “you eat already or not”. He also find it so amusing! And then he told us when he was buying things, a Malay seller (my Japanese teacher can speak Malay!! So cool! (Ok i give up)) told him “duplo”. He was like, wtf is duplo right. Then he found out that it’s dua puluh! HAHAHHA.
Then then then! I told him i love puns and asked him if there’s any funny puns in Japanese. He told us when he was doing translation in a meeting (my teacher so talented! (Oi, stoppit!)), he couldn’t translate this following supposed joke by a senior Japanese.
An angmoh commented he cannot eat raw fish. So the Japanese guy said, “cannot eat raw fish, then eat high fish la!”
Geddit geddit? Please tell me you geddit omg.
To Japanese people, RAW and LOW is the same!!! HAHAHAHHAHA
Then hor then hor. He told us, nowadays young people like to invent new words. For example, how they verbalize…eh wrong. how do you say turning a noun into a verb? Verbize? Wtf. Nemai. How they make a noun into a verb and it became a pun too!
You know the basic verb rule right (okay you don’t. nevermind. so late oredi nobody’s gonna listen to me anyway.) Like, Taberu, shaberu.. errr.. dunno? Ok how bout, aishiteru? Anyway.. wait. Omg i just made a pun!!! basic ru!!! geddit? please tell me you do!!!
Anyway! Google, Trouble are nouns right. Now they became verbs. How?
(Juubun gugatta kedo, mada wakaranai)
(ano hito wa, mata torabutta)
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA isn’t it so funny?!??! HAHHAHA
Ok why am i laughing alone.
Anyway. Teacher also asked if we can speak proper mandarin. I said yes but different from the mainland and Taiwanese and even east Malaysia’s mandarin. He asked how does it sound like. I said it sounds like crap. Then he asked if we know we are speaking crap Mandarin i said yes. All Malaysian Chinese know and can speak proper Mandarin but they don’t. They like to speak crap mandarin. He asked why. I said… what did i say already…
Oh! I said, because we are so used to speaking like that!! For example, eat, do you actually say 吃饭 (CHI1 FAN4)? You don’t! You say, 刺饭 (CI4 FAN4) (admit it). But you know 刺饭 (CI4 FAN4) is wrong! Some even worse. I have a lot of friends from this particular state (i dowan to say where, cuz the last time i favored ipoh i kena flamed by penang readers), they actually say 厕饭 (CE4 FAN4)!!! HAHAHA!
Then teacher laughed! He asked why liddat one! I said it’s just liddat! The only time you can actually hear proper mandarin is on TV news or radio stations. Then again i wonder hor, the news announcer or DJ, when he/she goes back home right, does he/she talk in proper Mandarin ah? So weird right!! Just try saying 吃饭 (CHI1 FAN4) to your friend! They will think you overly semangat Beijing Olympics liao.
Then my teacher say liddat ma very jialat (he didn’t say jialat la, but equivalent of jialat in Japanese!), because then can make a lot of mistakes! Then he took a marker and started writing on the white board (omg his kanji is so perfect! (ok i promise this is the last sub bracket))
一碗水饺多少钱 (how much is a bowl of dumplings)
一晚睡觉多少钱 (how much to sleep [with you] for one night)
The PINYIN exactly the same except the intonation! HAHAHA my teacher so funny!!! He also learn alot that day! From me! Yay.
Ok la that’s all. Let me suffer alone.
I’m sorry. When i’m high on drugs (flu med is drug no? Please tell me it is) i speak reaaaally i mean i type reaaaally bad england. Pardon me.
Ok typing actually helps. Now is 3.07am. I took so long because i was laughing at my own entry. I think i’m really cheeseen liao. I is sleepful now. Goonai. All zero of you who is reading this.
Hime, dun worry..well help you put weight back on from next week onwards 🙂
oh dear~ guess u’r too tired after typing so long post n staring at the screen too long edi.. hav a gd sleep then~!!
well, guess i can speak quite a proper mandarin nowadays coz many of my co-worker here are Chinese from China (ofcoz mostly are locals la – Sri Lankan).. i can switch my Mandarin accent when talking with Chinese / M’sian, just like some of us used 2 switch accent when talking with angmo or camera (hmm.. those days in MDG..) 😛
well, juz share a joke i received in sms as an ending here (sorry for those who can’t read chinese):
wah… late night + medicine can really make people hyper. maybe i should down a bottle or two to do late-night assignments? :p
hope ur flu dies down soon so u don’t have to suffer as much anymore heheh.
ahh.. hope your flu goes away.. *pats* you seem so hyper XD!! that’s cute..
hahaha I like typing “I has mushroom” and stuffs like that to.. in fact.. I like to type like a noob and change the spellings T_T I wonder why too..
anyways, may I know where do you take your Japanese lessons? I wanna learn too but I just don’t know where to find and where to go.. ;__;
ok i didn’t get what you just typed wtf but it’s ok i’ll comment anyway! get well soon
yeah yeah i used to purposely type stupid english last time but since i moved to the uk i have speak / type / write proper english wtf so sien cant even li leh lah mah meh blah blah blah..
I have developed the habit of waking up in the middle of the night and having snacks while half asleep too.
Flu medications…hmm, two interesting components – antihistamines (makes you drowsy, which I kinda like sometimes to sleep through the day) and pseudoephedrine (which makes you hyper, kinda like caffeine).
Mr. Know It All
Oh, and get well soon Cheesie. Lots of fluids, lots of rest etc. You know the drill.
i think i will never achieve that low in my life lo 🙁
and get well soon
*copy others* 😛
well, it really depends on ur family background as well. i’m from west malaysia (won’t say which state) but i actually pronounce the proper chinese pronunciation. and no, i didn’t get any “beijing olympics disease”.
in fact, ppl laugh at me as to why i pronounce the words so proper. =.=
Ringo, u really cheeseen d la kakakaka…. I is many work now, BAI~
..yer i want to lose weight and yet still be able to eat like pig. haha
wah all so crazy one, 12 comments between 3am to 8am wtf!
I am guilty for the “CE4 FAN4” category too lols. I thought there is nothing wrong on it until I attended to University, my friend was laughing my “CE4 FAN4” lols.But it is hard for me to change it though because that is so naturally, if u know what i mean. Btw, I grew up in Pahang, is that the state?
porkie: i highly doubt so. i’m immune to weight.
zachary: hahahha very funny! really one!
reika: nah nah nah dont simply say ah, later people think i addict who preach taking drugs
michelle: izeet laik taiping liddis ah?
sweatlee: hahah 12 hours difference is it?
sugar: but stupid england is so fun!
HB: omg who am i kidding. shy. ok. i shall keep some flu med just for raining days. lolol. The only drill i know is the noise i woke up from this morning. stupid construction!
annant: you donthave to!!!! there’s no Losing Weight in Olympics!
Take cetirizine hydrochloride, knocked me out like a baby kerdoosh.
Lin: wa you are the odd one out!!! lolol no la. Good thing must learn proper way!
Penny: i know. feel so paiseh now. Like typing an entry when drunk. Seriously.
reenz: kenko diet plum. lol.
bambi: proof a lot of sleepless people like me. Or they all from US wtf damn jealous.
estherlei: hahaha no not Pahang!
dr tan: what the. are u HB’s client?
I should change my sleeping time from 10.15 AM to 9.05 AM…
more sleep, less drug!
you need some chicken soup really 😀
first timer here!
cant stop laughing either
Haha, quite a blur post but pretty funny. Especially the end, about the 2 Japanese sentences. So must be careful hor 😛
By the way, I got the first pun about “high” and “low/raw”, but not the rest since I don’t know Japanese :/
You know, French people don’t mangle their sentences, they always speak with absolutely correct grammar. But they like to use informal words. Like, “work” is “travail” but all my friends say “boulot”, “to eat” is “manger” but everyone says “bouffer”, etc. It makes me wonder how they can remember not to use these words formally. I don’t think this substitution of words happens in M’sia though (or maybe I’m so used to it that I don’t notice it? 😛 )
shhhhh~~………….relax… totally relaxx………..listen to the songs i sent you…….feel free…. slowly… calm ur mind… be silent…………………………………… and u will find urself.
Am just wondering where did you sign up for your Japanese class in KL? I am planning to learn up japanese too. 🙂
Wah..You can write and read in chinese… Cool… I need to go for classes !!
I agree with KY, extra more sleep, super less drug. Sound intresting on ur Japanese class story. Take care n write more posts for us to laugh!
duplo duplo duplo…
haha! love this entry..
As sixthseal said…. take more fluid.. take care…:)
YES!! Finally, crazy cheesie is back! You need to take flu meds more often 🙂
Eat well, rest enough, you deserved that.. take good care of youself cheesie!
Honestly, I lost you somewhere along half of the post hahaha Take care and get well soon! 🙂
proper madarin on TV news alright, but not on other TV shows; i remember there’s this guy who hosts 追踪挡案..he was talking abt drug deals and crimes tht happened at the BACK ALLEY…instead of saying “陋巷” our fren said “简巷”….罪案发生在简巷…..
okay, let me guess.. ppl from Malacca always says CHE FAN is it? Hahahahaha.. and for traffic jam, they always say sek che instead of sai che? 😛
Ehehe. But I say it as 吃饭 (CHI1 FAN4) wtf I dunno how to read, copy and paste only. 😀
Eat more chocolate so you won’t disappear. waha!
Hime, we’ll see hehehe. Choco we kidnap her n feed her full full yah? 😛
*shifty eyes* What about my pay? I want chocolate. I can share half. 😛
eh where are you taking japanese ): my classes are at a standstill now because there are not enough people who want to learn!!! damn sad la. I WANT TO LEARN LA wtf idiots all. anyway im thinking of changing center. btw my center is called Ringo Language Center 😀
your post damn funny!!!! i think you should post more late at night lor. i think everybody is funnier late at night :O
lolx…..how’d u do ur blog so nice?btw, the email asking thing colour is hard to see…whit in clr….gotta highlight it……but nice post………^&^
btw, from malaysia, not new zealand, just studied in new zealand on 15th of JANUARY^^
I think the flu is the cause of your weight loss. Take care! you’re becoming too thin!
byokishimashitaka, taihendesune Ringo-chan. hayaku genki ni narimasu. ki wo suketene. jya mata au.
Hey, hope you get better. And yes, you’re getting skinner by days. How come? Gotta eat more dear. Take care always.
the pinyin between 水饺 & 睡觉 is different… pinyin includes the intonation part ok…
btw, i’m an ipoh guy & very proud of myself for not speaking ipoh mandarin, which tend to use the fourth tone excessively & it sucks. & i use chi1fan4 all the time wherever i am. haha.
if you still is, maybe you is should pause on the kenko diet plums when you’re sick?
Seriously, the way you constantly rant about your weight and ‘pretend’ to be miserable about it while actually enjoying your skinny ass is sickening. If you are really concerned about your weight, why are you still taking those stupid overpriced plums? How much pads do you need to put in your push up bra now that your breasts are shrinking?
Cheesie unnie you are so very the funny!
im gonna teach you some malay vulgar verbs and nouns so that you can put to good use……
Tokmu – your grandpa (translation – Piss off)
Mu gi gidik-gidik ler – go wank yourself
Tokmu spiloleh – your grandpa again (translation – go Fly Uncle Charlie’s Kite)
Brengsek (in Indon) – You asshole!
Kepala hotak hang – You stupid or what??
There’s lots more where that came from…..wanna learn more hehehe. Use these up 1st then drop me a mail or something…..happy cursing!!!
I’m sorry you are too poor to afford them for your obese bum and bulging spare tyres, little piece of shit. No, make it fat piece of shit. About the bra pads, you really wanna know? Well to be exact it’s three pairs, that weigh precisely 3.6 KG.
you sure no worms in your intestines arh?
Eh please. You’re NOT god ok?
Fucking full of yourself.
eh anon. Stop with your stupid bashing ok?
try say it to Ah Mad is mail will u thankq.
its melaka!!!rite rite rite??btw love ur crazy posts 😀
vonblue: hahaah i dowan to say 😛
ROFLMAO. Siao lah but very enjoyable cheesin’ cheeseen!