Let me tell you a story about this Korean girl called Bim Bo. She is a pretty vain girl. Pretty is an adverb here. Not adjective.
She is going to demonstrate how she can lose 8kg as instantly as within 15 minutes.
Very excited leh. Hehehe.
Ok, let’s see. She weighs 47.7kg at five feet four.
On a non PMS day.
Mind you, she is actually a very very skinny girl. But you see, an urban IT girl on the street is normally a lot heavier than her actual weight. Don’t get it?
Let’s delve into the details.
After taking off her 5 inches stilettos, she weighs at 46.9kg.
And this is how much she weighs after taking off her expensive crocodile skin handbag.
Bim then proceeds to remove her make up. And manicure. And pedicure.
And then she removes her bra padding. Thrice.
Before stripping naked.
Now see, 7kg gone up to now. Wait. This is not her minimum weight still. Bim has a way to further reduce the scale reading.
She goes to the toilet and pees.
Tadaa!
The reading starts with the number 3! THREE! Tiga! San! San!
Never underestimate the weight of water.
Oh oh. Before the night ends, she needs a rest so she unscrews the panel on the side of her head and scoops out her pretty little pink color brain.
This is how much she weighs at the end of the day. For real.
Or, you can try a less drastic approach, and lose maybe 2KG a week or something by eating Kenko Diet Plum. It’s priced at RM139 per box, free delivery. Pleasecheeseme@gmail.com if interested for your ultimate guide to Slimville.
super lol.rofl.farking funny wan.lol.
There’s an easier way than that. Start the weighing machine 10kgs less. It doesn’t serve its purpose properly but it makes ppl feel better. ^^
I used to be 94kgs 2 years ago. Now i’m 67-68kgs ^^ muahahahaha. Btw i’m a guy so it’s not too bad rite?
This post is awesome! LOL 😀
The tissue looks like shit stains actually, I wonder if that was intentional hmmm
hahahaaa!!! very amusing post!…..and you have cute toes… 😛
i have a petite fren who weighs in at 37kg……fully clothed.
Bimbo consists of 1.7% – Shoes, 2.7% – Handbag, 1.7% – Makeup, 7.5% – Bra padding + Bra, 1.5% – Clothes, 2.1% – Pee.
Nice…
real_cranium: glad u like it. It’s a rejected advertorial for some other products actually. takemoto: waaa i like you. Delusional like me! 😀
hawk: noooooooo, nooo noooo!!!
sheon: They start in my toes Make me crinkle my nose… lol. Wa 37. Cannot beat that one.
Eh? Kenko Plum again? Business not good?
sheon: eh! you actually do the calculation!!!666
simon: you guess leh.
jiejie you are 39.5 kg? Misha alraedy 35 kg 🙂
Misha: jie jie ate too many Kenko diet plums. Don’t follow!
Hey, I was wondering if you sell to Singaporeans?
Miss V: yes only if you can Paypal over and pay about RM40 extra for shipping.
Is there a website that I can go to for more information about these plums?
No worries about the payment, paypal is fine for me.
LOL. o/o/o/o/
*kowtows
what an ad! got nang a? i sure nang it kao kao wei!
cheez: GOT!!! Nah! http://innit.nuffnang.com/view.php?id=21469
3R – Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! =D
Love the post. BTW, don’t put up photos like that la…a little bit titillating for those of us who have a foot fetish. 😉
huaibin: WAHAHHA now you know how good am i in plagiarizing myself. God i’m so vain!
haha, her brain weight = nothing! wicked!
i wish i can lose that much weight in SO little time too! but i’m no bimbo how la. these manboobs are u-h-g-l-y!
Its a hilarious post!
babe, u still owe me the pack 😉
ROFLOL! So that’s how one loses weight! Next time a friend tells me that he/she is fat/heavy, I can show her the quick way of losing weight! Wootz!
kim: oh ya. i call u!!!
HAHAHA ROFL! super funny! three bra pads ah wei o.o a bit scary leh
wa…lost 1kg after pee-ed pee…but she fogot to poo-poos llol!
you pad? is that like a common thing?
Hi ringo .. i’m interested in the plums and I’m from KL.
How can I get it? Any website i can surf to know more about it?
lyngirl78: Hello! Basically just leave your address, do a bank transfer and it will be delivered to your doorstep. They used to have a website but i guess the domain expired. If you need i’ll get them to send you all the scanned info. Drop me a mail k!
I love that scale! Too accurate!
ky: makes u show off freak happy? haha god. reminded me about certain beef i have with certain clients.
ok, juz sent u an email.. pls reply..
I was really amazed for a moment, budden…
erps… anyway I did manage to lose like 10Kg in a month’s time, I just drank water and didn’t eat, but again, my gastric give in.. =s
lolz….. nice FYI that you bra padding weighs in at 3.6 kg. That shall be my “you learn a new thing everyday” thing for today. 🙂
Kenko Diet Plum is a laxative – check the ingrediants, it contains Senna, a herbal laxative and Pu Er tea. Continuous use of laxatives are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS to your body and can cause WITHDRAWAL SYNDROMS. Taking a laxative will make you lose weight, but I repeat, it is VERY DANGEROUS. You must speak with a doctor if you plan on taking any laxative for more than a few days.
The only way to lose weight is to maintain a good diet and exercise. There is no short cut, however expensive.
See http://www.something-fishy.org/dangers/methods.php and do a googgle search yourself on the danger of unmonitored laxatives without your physician’s advice.
” Laxatives
Pills or liquid, herbal or otherwise, laxative abuse is a common form of “weight control” in people suffering with Eating Disorders. The use of laxatives as a way to lose or control weight is not only dangerous, but irrational. The actual purpose of taking a laxative is to stimulate the large bowel to empty, which occurs only after the food and it’s calories for energy have been absorbed through the small intestines. Essentially, a person taking laxatives to control weight is only going to cause their body to lose fluid, which can potentionally be followed by periods of water retention and an appearance of bloating (causing the sufferer to want to lose more weight and ingest more laxatives). The reason people suffering from eating disorders seem to lose weight while taking laxatives is because in most cases they are increasingly watching calorie intake and restricting food consumption, inducing vomiting, and/or compulsively exercising.
Continued laxative use can cause bloating, cramping, dehydration, electrolyte disturbances and imbalances, cardiac arrhythmias, irregular heart beat and heart attack, renal problems, and death.
Phenolphthalein, a popular ingredient previously found in many brands of laxatives has now been recalled by the FDA (Food and Drug Administration, United States) due to studies indicating that it has been linked to cancer.
Withdrawal symptoms can be expected in stopping the use of laxatives after a continued period of using them as a “weight loss” method. These include, abdominal cramping, mild to severe constipation, bloating, mood swings and general feelings of fatigue and “feeling sick.” In less severe cases the symptoms will usually subside in about 2 weeks, but in cases where a person have ingested handfuls or more laxatives on a regular basis, it may take longer and require medical assistance. “
ouch..
Cheesie, u are too skinny have you been eating?!.. and I believe these kind of laxative stuff should be place behind the counters… Who knows you are actually selling it to 15 -16 yr olds…
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=_=” Speechless… and most girls tell me they are too weak to carry anything 5kg and above…
i need kenko fat plum!!!
It’s nothing wrong for you to advertise for anything but I think you should add in a disclaimer to state the possible risk as products like this could affect one’s health. You do care about your readers, don’t you?
I am writing this because I bought it after reading your blog and I nearly fainted on the first day after taking it. I am having the symptoms as what has been written above. And I am kind of angry to know that the plums actually contain laxative?? Anyway, I know there are people who are totally fine after taking this but things are different for each individuals so at the very least, your readers deserve to know that such cases happen too.
omg! lollol…what kind of heavy padding is that!!
lol,i dont need those plums….im same weight as that
Ohhh!
*le gasp*
What? Only 39.5kg?
I am so envy ler…
What is your diet plan huh?
juz out of curiousity,
in the pic where u weigh 40.5kg,
wat is tat red stain on ur bra???
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and wat is a coffeequarium?
*ROFLMAO* .. I’ll try that next time and see how many kgs can I lose *LOL*
zachary: K replied!
misstangguo: thats not every good right so unhealthy! Hope you get better now?
Kevin: exactly. cheeserland very educational. lol
charis: you must have done quite some research just to write this comment. I’m not here to argue with you. I’ll leave the medical part to Kenko’s supplier.
blurcase: *bites*
Karen: i actually eat more than i ever did!
Reyen: Depends what things lo.
tom: go read KYspeaks then.
Jamie: Have you talked to any of the Kenko suppliers about this issue? If that’s what happened it’s really a serious case. You should have informed them about what you have encountered. I’m not in the position to comment about the medical part. But i’ll get the supplier to talk to you.
jess: chicket fillet.
EV: O.O
marie: why!! 😀
Josephine: waaa can it be more obvious? or do you actually read my blog?
ariescandy314: it’s a motif of a poodle darling.
ahlost: u skinny enough!
Haha, nice post!
haha.. nice one!
eh wait..bra padding weight 3.6 kg?!
Charis: got the supplier to send you an email.
Jamie: Supplier has written a super long email and has sent it to you only to find out the email address not valid. Care to provide a real one?
Chessie, I’m rather concern about the laxative thing .. care to explain more whether the plum really contains it?
lyngirl: i will forward the mail to you.
Generally, most of the slimming teas contain laxative effect…just don’t take em too much while praying that your weight will miraculously drop from 60 to 40 in 2 weeks. Look at the bright side, if you hate bananananas, you can always opt for that lil plum thing.
Just my 2 cents worth 🙂
So how many times should we consume the plums per week? Or we just eat when we feel like eating one?
Interesting and effective way to market your merchandise. But is the bra really weighs that much – 3kg plus! I can see you bongkok in the near future.
Cheesie has been selling Kenko Diet Plums for a very, very long time. I think if there are effects she should know by now.
Some didn’t survive…lol
Wao~ that’s a lot of kgss reduction huh….
But who will go on a scale with all those stuffs??? LOLssss
mind to fwd me that email from the supplier as well? tx!
wow… cool!
you shouldn’t be so proud of being severely underweight.
just saying.
You’re so underweight! Do put on some more weight:)
But that was really funny post though:)
Ha Ha… You should consider a career in advertising…
hie ringo.
how many plums for RM139?
ec_naidar: 30 plums!
Your ‘friend’ has a BMI of 14.9. Anything below 18.5 is underweight.
kat: try tell that to any model! By the way if “my friend” has a BMI 18.5 and above she will look like a pufferfish.
can they send to australia?
I have tried shipping it to AUS but the procedure is really tedious and it’s almost not worth it. Unless you have any friends/relatives who can bring it over to you. 🙂
You’ve gotta be kidding….your clothing weighs almost 10kg??
omggg.. u are 39.5kg, bloody bananas!!
I want to gain weight, not lost weight ;D
You at any time hear on the name “Mike Brown”?