Without plastic surgery. And lying. And getting caught for lying.
Ahhh, you know, the whole fascination with mixed white blood nowadays.
I told the surgeon i wanted Kristin Kreuk’s eyes, Penelope Cruz’s nose and Alexis Bledel’s lips.
And this is me. Now.
I am so gorgeous. And a Eurasian.
The surgeon’s name is Morhthing.com. Audrey introed this wonderful plastic surgeon to me. You can try it out but warning: Highly addictive and might be overly depressing for some.
Basically you upload a picture of yourself and merge yourself with celebrities (or any other people/animal/thing) of your choice. I hate Audrey. She made me addicted to plastic. For One. Whole. Day.
I swear to myself. It’s more addictive than Desktop Tower Defense.
It is sad but it’s true. Having exotic blood in your vein makes you look super beautiful. Let me do an experiment.
This, is Alexis Bledel. I heart her. I think she is super gorgeous.
#2 This is the baby of me and Alexis Bledel (well it’s biologically impossible but oh you know what i mean!). So gorgeous i wish i look liddat. Blue-grey eyes and all. Let’s call her Alecheese.
#3 This is the baby of Alecheese and me (i’m so promiscuous. And incestial). 75% Chinese cheese blood. But still gorgeous. Her name is Achecheese.
#4 Then i morph Achecheese again with myself (God should punish me). It’s 87.5% cheese blood. But still better looking than cheese itself.
Conclusion: I should date an Ang Moh.
How la liddat. Stress.
There are other people i tried morphing myself with.
#5 Gemma Ringo Ward
#6 Cheesica Alba
And even the person i hate
#7 Cheesten Dunst
There are other people, see if you can guess who i mate with!
#8 (Famous Asian actress)
#9 (My fav Hollywood star)
#10 (Acted with Johnny Depp before)
#11 (She is so yesterday)
#12 (Super love her exotic look!!! Our morph turned out not too bad!)
#13 (You will know this one)
#15 (She ah. Got big eyes lo)
#16 (This is a bonus)
#17 (This also (duh))
#18 (I mentioned her already)
#19 (This one a bit tricky! Hahaha)
#20 (This one is not me, but they are two actors i want to marry. So greedy.) (No la! Therefore i morph them together, so i can have 2 in one!!!)
Can you guess who they are? 🙂
Try it out and show me how you look as a eurasian! 🙂
Omg i can’t stop it. Help.