I can’t sleep. At 2am.

Got so many sheep mooing around but my math sucks! I need a freaking calculator! Eh wait. Sheep don’t moo. Bah.

I think i slept too much yesterday. I swear to myself (of course i’m God, what are you talking about) the flu med is making me drowsy, but i can’t sleep.

I’m recovering well, but i just hit a new low in my life. I’m 37kg ++. (Eh what am i talking about. No no, not in my life. When i was born i was only 7lbs).

I think i’m slowly disappearing. By the rate of how my weight is diminishing every day, i will be gone by December. (If my calculation is correct. (Then again my math sucks.)) (Oh my God, i mean, Oh Myself, i’m so annoying! I keep typing in brackets!! Go away!! (((())))))) Would anyone chip in for a nice place in Nilai Memorial Park for me? Wait. You don’t even have my appendix to bury. Who am i kidding. read more

empat tahun. si nian, yon nen, sei nin.

Today, Cheeserland is 4 years old. I have been writing this lousy blog for four years. And i am sick. Having an olfactory marathon. My nose can’t stop running, and i’m so blessed because i’m sneezing non-stop as well.

Must be the pool. Skinny dipping into a cold pool. I mean, dipping my skinny little feet. Into the pool.

Ok that’s kinda irrelevant. Nemai. Anyway.

When i first started Cheeserland@Livejournal i had about 4 readers. 4 years later my traffic is thousandfold of what it used to be. read more

(of cheese)

Second shoot with Joe.

#1

It was late in the afternoon and sun was about to set. Found this place with big blocks of boulder. Joe didn’t even set up the lighting, but color turned out super awesome it’s almost comical.

#2

Sorry i can’t help the text.

#3

Haha i was thinking of a caption to this pic and someone suggested “you hold the key to my heart”. Wtf. Watched too much Korean drama.

#4

In this picture, my hair wasn’t that neat. I volumed it up digitally. The patching is not perfect but the tresses looks a lot more gorgeous. Can you spot the jointing? read more

I have sooo many photos to post! Today posting CheddieBear first. Photos by Kevin Han.

It was quite easy. She bearly even fidgeted throughout the shoot.

#1

#2 “TeeHee!”

Notice the synchronized expression.

#3“Harf to pose until when mommy, mi is sreeepy.”

#4 “paw paw”

#5 “yayness i can has sreep”

#6 “what? i diden close my eyes oso.”

#7 “i is a Cheddiebear”

#8 “i can has curled tongue.” read more

But ma, she moved your cheez first! Srsly!

My favorite picture of her. Photo from Kevin Han. More soon!

More goodies!!

I’m going to an exclusive star-filled yoga+dance gathering by adidas!

You get to meet super celebrities like Amber, Carmen (!!!), Deborah and Sazzy!

Since this is a private event, you can only go by invitation. Here’s how you can win the exclusive passes AND RM500 (five hundred, lima ratus, go bak, go hyaku, wu bai) worth of goodies bag!

What you need to do: read more

In an earthquake (i think) two hours ago.

In my apartment. I heard some crackling noise, and felt something wasn’t right. So stood up from sofa, pulled open the curtains, and some dust fell down. I didn’t pay notice to that, because, far a way, a building was collapsing.

I saw the building collapse.

Like, earthquake kind of collapse. Bricks and walls tumbling down kind. i was so appalled by the scene i couldn’t speak. A few seconds later, the apartment tower in front of me collapsed too. read more