Haro. This is a reminder for those who are promised two tickets to House Bunny tonight to appear gorgeously, 9pm at Cathay Cineplex, Cineleisure. If you can’t find me, look for Robb ok.

Can you please drop me a comment to let me know if you would be going tomorrow? Because if you can’t make it last minute i can pass the tickets to someone else. Thanks ya.

🙂

Anyway very thank you for your contribution to the I Cannot Tahan List. Here are some entries i find very amusing:

1. i cannot stand my hair sticking to my lipgloss when an irritating gust of wind comes around–Grace (Omg tell me about it!) read more

1. i cannot tahan people who let the tap run when they are brushing their teeth.
2. i cannot tahan cheap ice cream and chocolate. i think my stomach is not engineered to digest lousy food.
3. i cannot tahan people who blow cigarette smoke into your face. In fact, i cannot tahan smokers.
4. i cannot tahan people who do not like Cheddie. But so far i haven’t met one.
5. i cannot tahan cheese snacks that have “artificially flavored” label on its packaging.
6. i cannot tahan male ego.
7. i cannot tahan guys who don’t (at least pretend to want to) pay for a girl’s meal on a date.
8. i cannot tahan people who queue in between two toilets/ATM machines. Can god please kill these people. read more

When i saw it i was like, so excited.

Like, finally i got a hate mail. (Omg Cheesie i hate you because you are so ugly you make me wanna throw up but where did you get that gorgeous dress from? Oh God now i hate myself)

But.

Oh well.

Nah nah nah! Give you la. Here’s the secret to end your nightmare.

Ok i cheated. I didn’t devise this system. But some cheesnius did. Watch the vid. Towards the end, i was mortified by a shocking twist. It’s like watching an A-class thriller (actually, better. I just watched Eagle Eye and it was like bluerrrgh). Ching and i simply had to pick up our jaws from my dusty floor. read more

Without plastic surgery. And lying. And getting caught for lying.

Ahhh, you know, the whole fascination with mixed white blood nowadays.

I told the surgeon i wanted Kristin Kreuk’s eyes, Penelope Cruz’s nose and Alexis Bledel’s lips.

And this is me. Now.

Well, sorta.

I am so gorgeous. And a Eurasian.

The surgeon’s name is Morhthing.com. Audrey introed this wonderful plastic surgeon to me. You can try it out but warning: Highly addictive and might be overly depressing for some. read more

It doesn’t happen all the time.

But when it happens, it happens reeeeally crazy.

I could have bought one (1, satu, ichi) dress from Warehouse. But i bought like, 10 items (that is equivalent to one [1, satu, ichi] dress from Warehouse. Ok. One, satin, dress from Warehouse) from Times Sqaure with Ichigo.

Lala la (pun optional).

Actually i went to One Utama first. And i bought this.

#1 Confession of a shopaholic-Sophie Kinsella. RM33

I know, i know. I am so outdated. Because everybody went like “What? You haven’t read Sophie Kinsella?!?” Just like how one would say “What?! You don’t read cheeserland.com?!?” read more

I dunno. Pun optional. lol.

2nd set with Joe. Indoor. Very very dreamy.

#0 (newly added photo. Wtf. I forgot this is Joe’s favorite.)

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*wakes up*

*yawn*

P/S: The Cheeseroll is selling like hotlinks (ok very bad pun). I set up an extra column called “Couture”, specially designed for fashion blogs/online boutiques. Pricing is the same! Email me if you are interested! Pss, i’m also double upgrading the columns, adding a special feature to it! Stay cheesed. read more

My chat with Dr Tan Yee Hou (i think he prefers to be called Tan Tai Fu. HAHHAHAA).

All the above cute emoticons are the signature Compaq Stickman (TM) downloaded free from Compaq’s website.

Also, check out their mini Stickman games. Very cute! If you win the game you will get a surprise reward. lol. And love the background music so much!

By the way, Tan Yee Hou is single and available and cute like CJ7. (He forced me to say one).

P/S: I upgraded Cheeseroll. Nice leh! Now very premium ok. All VIC (Very important cheese). 😀 read more

During an interview i was asked this question.

“So whose blogs do you read besides yours?”

It caught me thinking for a while. Hmmm. Good question.

Reading blogs nowdays is depressing. I kid you not. During a period of time, the only blog i read is cheeserland.com. Because it’s just so good. There are just way too many blogs that go like “How to monetize your blog” or “How to be a famous blogger” (ironically they are nowhere near famous or making a lot of money”), way too many Dawn-Yang lookalikes and way too many Kennysia soundalikes. There’s a fine line between entertaining and painful to read. read more

Nah. Qualified bimbo result. I did say first 13 hor. Although after that there are many many more good bimbotic comments, but too bad too late. 🙁

These are the bimbos who won themselves two tickets to watch House Bunny!

1. Frances
2. MonkeyPiggie (yours is not bimbotic la wtf. But i give you la. Treat your gf so good. 🙂 )
3. vvens
4. pei jiun
5. carlame (you not in Aus meh! Can attend ah?)
6. Steph (haha you bimbo!)
7. Will
8. Nicole
9. Pinkygirl
10. Yenwei
11. May Wong
12. Pink.Charm

I can only choose 12 of you, since it’s only fair i give a pair of tickets to the best bimbo as well. read more

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This morning i woke up, and i saw her mail of apology.

I don’t know why but i feel really really bad now. After all i just wanted her to have a taste of her own medicine. And i guess this is more than enough.

I think i agree with Violet. I think it’s not easy to summon the courage to admit one is wrong and apologize (and she sounded sincere). And i never have the heart to keep my anger with someone who apologizes to me.

Just like when i am driving on the road and get super pissed with some idiot drivers. But as soon as they make the “sorry” hand gesture, my resentment will just evaporate instantly. read more

Who wants to watch House Bunny? With me?

*swicthes on Bimbo mode*

Hey guys, I have got like, 13 pairs of tickets for Premiere Screening of House Bunny to give out exclusively for Cheeserland’s reader, courtesy of Nuffnang. Wow, isn’t that like, great? TeeHee.

Date: 30 Sept, Tue
Time: 9:30PM
Venue: Cathay Cineplex Damansara

Main cast: Anna Faris, Katherine McPhee, Emma Stone

Oh my God, you don’t know who’s Anna Faris? She’s like, the girl in Scary Movie 4. Like duh? read more