(that’s our new favorite way of saying WTF.)

The weather is so siao.

Seriously. The first day i was here, i wore boots. And i looked like a freak because everybody else was wearing shorts and sandals. It had been crazy warm and i kept asking Oli where has autumn gone.

The fluffy clothes i brought here are a complete waste of luggage space. Then today, i finally decided to wear like i’m going to Bali. Tank top and jeans and bikini on the inside and tons of sunblock lotion. And i looked like a freak.

Because it is bloody cold.

Arggggh. But this, is what i call autumn. This is more like it!!

I took tons of awesome photos!!! Later we’re going Cheap Road shopping. For now i’ll just post some random photos of my awesome friends in Shanghai.

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His name is Headwin. I think he’s such a deep inspiration. Especially when October is coming to an end and there’s a party awaiting.

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This is Niu Nai. Oli’s soul mate. He has a bow on his head but he is a he. Oli accused me of being discriminative when asked if Niu Nai is a cross dresser.

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This is Cookie. We adopted him two days ago from Hang Zhou. Don’t even ask me how he got his name. Basically i wanted to name him Cuggi (that’s what we saw on a belt. It’s supposed to be a really, reeeeally bad typo of Gucci. I think.) But Cuggi sounds like Cookie. And Cookie goes well with Niu Nai. And basically he is of Oreo color. Yum.

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This is Oytun the mysterious Turkish delight and Ibby.

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And this is whom i’m having olidays with. Who never, ever, gets his head into a picture taken by me. Ever.

And who weighs 2.5 times heavier than me and is about 40cm taller than me, but eats an amount of food that’s equivalent to a hamster’s tea break. What turf.

The first time i met him it was kinda weird. I didn’t do the kiss air thing because it means i would be kissing his armpits. What turf.

Oli is weird.

Oli: Do you know how to play the game?
cheesie: What game.
Oli: You know… the square ball thingie with symbols on it.
cheesie: Dice?
Oli: No, not dice. It’s like Dominos. Like, Chinese Dominos.
cheesie:
Oli: It’s really famous in China.
cheesie: Really?
Oli: Yea. Wait. i think i know what it’s called. Wait wait wait.
cheesie: Ok.
Oli: Oh. Mahjong.

What turf.

And we were having this minced pork and braised egg on rice thing. He said the first time he ate that, he was truly disturbed.

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“What turf?!? How do they expect me to eat an egg with the eggshell on?! Knock it against the bowl?!”

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